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2009-06-03T15:37:00.002+08:00

Visit: yangcheng-07.blogspot.com

Hey guys it's been a while. In fact it has been since like 13th June 2008 since I last blogged seriously on this blog. Lol.

Yeah.

But if you have already visited that site you would have realised I have never stopped blogging. Yeah.

So guys go there go there.

:D

CSM 2009

2009-05-24T00:56:00.001+08:00

20 May 2009: CSM 2009

90th Anniversary- 雨过天晴

2009-04-05T17:34:00.003+08:00

Conclusion

Us

Starting at the beginning.
Part C 2008

The Strongest Ever

2008-10-30T13:46:00.001+08:00

That's us

HCINCC Part D 2009

National Day 2008

2008-08-14T21:05:00.001+08:00

Parade Segment

Gordon Goh- Parade 2IC

Guard of Honour Contingent

Platoon Commanders

Us

2008-07-06T15:15:00.001+08:00

Affirmation Ceremony 08
"Cry not because it's over, smile because it happened" -Aaron

RSAF- National Runway Cycling 2008
Transforming loss into resilience.

SYF OC 2008
Proud to be from NCC

NCC Day 08
Look up, look proud, look smart

Part C 08
27, together.

Company 08
So here we are

2008-06-28T12:47:00.001+08:00

Thanks all=)

Watch out for SYFOC video soon

2008-06-14T20:19:00.002+08:00

Hi all.

Today I went for tuition and Ms Lee came late, so as an apology, she gave all of us a donut. Lol, so nice.

Okay seriously I won't be blogging so often already so yep, no need to keep coming back and visit and stuff because it'll remain very stagnant like stagnant water. Remember to clear all stagnant water in your house so no mosquito can breed and you won't bleed for the mozzies, but for your country.

Ms Lee said her cousin went to be commando, then go jump down from helicopter, parachute open too late, then paralysed. Haiz.

So let's respect them. They are the best.

Okay.

Bye bye.

2008-06-13T21:03:00.003+08:00

Hi all.

I spent today putting SYFOC performance markers under the scorching hot sun. Okay it was quite hot, then it rained, then it became super hot again. According to Jing Kai, this kind of thing is impossible a few hundreds year back -rain and sun cannot be together. Hmm. So sad.

Then I came home, and was told to change the 8 lightbulbs in my living room. Okay I am energy efficient, so we dont use all 8 at the same time. This can cut down on electricity and not contribute to global warming. Also, since the lightbulbs are old, we decided to change them to new ones so that they would be more energy efficient and not waste electricity and contribute to global warming.

Okay. My living room ceiling is high can. So I felt like i was doing a charity show of some sort changing lightbulbs. Please dial 1900 112 8888 for $50 donation. Then my mum helping me hold the ladder then keep laughing. So I was swaying like a tree in a thunderstorm. Somemore today Friday the 13th can.

But then the water flows down and forms a river, there will be fish! So soon all the lightbulbs were changed. Yay.

Okay moving on.

13 Jun 08, 17:36
HCI DOGS: hi hci dog wong yang cheng my mother cb. overall best cadet big ****? at night play with the clt of cos can get de rank la u tink i dun noe u gay? at night naked walk ard de girl dorm anyhow spray

13 Jun 08, 20:13
HCI DOGS: hi hci dog lee shy orny mother fkin cb. think you can do some maths big f.uck. tell clt how to cut cost then get rank la fker cheebye

Okay so vulgar. I read already must wash my eyes. This 2 tags were found on my and Shyh's blog luh. Uh, I hope its the random work of some bots. Lol.

13 Jun 08, 20:54
yangcheng: [HCI DOGS] lol.

13 Jun 08, 21:03
LeeSH:HCIDOGS: lol.

* * *

Now again, on to another point.

I would like to say, that uh. Wah this very hard to say I also thought about it for a long long time, but uh, it's just, I am considering taking a break from blogging. Okay it was a difficult decision and uh, I thought about it for quite long.

"I found myself in a quagmire, needing a lot of cogitativeness to make a distinct precedent". Sounds so familiar right. Haha.

Anyway, I would like to say that certain things that are important to me require a lot of attention, and I would like to concentrate on such aspects, e.g. studies. While I am not saying that blogging contributed to lousy results, not blogging can definitely give me a lot more time and stuff. Yep.

It's rather unfortunate this kind of flamer thing had to occur today. But never mind. Okay I won't delete this blog or what, it's a BREAK from blogging. So yep, got one song the lyrics is:

You'll come back
When it's over
No need to say good bye

So yeah. No need to say goodbye. The Call from Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Capsian. Read from my friend's blog one. Hehe.

Okay.

Enough said. This is not my last entry luh so yep. Anyway if anyone got any violent objections e.g. reading my blog has become your way of life and without it you dunno how to fill up that hole, and I cut you open and you keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding, liddat, you can tell me or something(via my email/MSN under Profile) and uh I will see what I can do so that you don't have to go through blood transfusion okay?

Alright.

Seriously, thanks to all the readers out there sometimes I don't even know who sometimes I take super long to find out. But I dont think I will ever find out who everyone is because (不要脸 a bit), you can go to Extras then click on my Sitemeter thing to find out more luh. Yep.

Thanks a 234513476724560llion.

Bye bye.

Edit: Due to request from a reader, I would like to say that my "break" will be about, hmm, a year long? Okay don't miss me seriously. Or nevermind. Miss me. But don't overdo it can liao.

2008-06-12T22:30:00.001+08:00

Hi.

Today I mugged.

Z.

Bye.

2008-06-11T20:44:00.004+08:00

Hi.

To understand what assignments I have please click on "Extras"(if you want to see when is my birthday, also can click on "Extras" ~~死不要脸~~). It is fun to see how someone else suffer. Haha. Anyway if I struck it out means I completed it. Okay that goes without saying. Why am I explaining such stuff.

Right. So yep, I have lots to do on top of SYF OC. Come on everyone not much time left let's do the best that we can faster memorise drill list and staggerings etc and every training can concentrate on drills and formations.

And also this Sunday my cousin getting married. I call him Ah Kin Gorgor. Nice name. Last time when I was younger he used to play with me everytime we went to visit him in Malaysia. Then yep, time flies. My grandfather celebrating his 70th birthday next Sunday. Because he will be 70 years old, his celebration will take place on 2 days. Saturday and Sunday.

Then I'm afraid I can't make it so this Sunday when I ~~get married~~ go to my cousins wedding I will wish him happy be-earlied birthday if there is such a thing. After all it's the thought that counts, not the number of rows in a platoon. Yep. And I wish him HAPPY BDAE here.

w0RxX

My entry is totally random.

Now I shall go off and study. I am doing a lot of pull up my MSG =)

I meant pull down.

Okay.

Bye bye.

2008-06-10T10:54:00.003+08:00

Hi.

Yesterday I spent some time together with Kah How, Kenji, Chong Yee, Shyh Horng and Zheng Xiang together at the National Library mugging. It was a fruitful few hours and I managed to complete half of what I am supposed to complete in one week.

Basically my very nice Mathematics teacher gave us about 200 plus questions to do over the whole of the holidays. Her plan was that if we really do the questions everday, then we only need to do like 5 per day. However, my first two weeks were spent in camps, so cannot expect me to bring my Panpac textbook right. Lol.

Oh yeah, but she told us she forced her students to bring their Panpac textbooks to OB Sabah when she was in charge. Lol.

Okay more mugging sessions to come up. Anyone who wants to join please feel free. Mugging during the holidays is good. It keeps your mind alive and working, not holiday then spam PSP end up school reopen forget everything. So we should complete our assignments first before playing.

~~*Spams propaganda*~~

But some time later, we decided that enough is enough, we shall stop mugging or else the diminishing marginal utility will drop until negative. If you guys don't understand what is the the law of diminishing marginal utility, you all can go to any popular Popular (lame joke) book shop and purchase an Economics textbook. They cost about $45 but heck, you're gonna use it in JC. I think.

Anyway, we went to OG with Zheng Xiang. He wanted to buy Gundam. Okay basically I know nuts about Gundam because my childhood is full of mugging. Mugging for K2 promotional exam (I got full marks for all the papers, hee), mugging for PSLE. Mugging and mugging. So I didn't get to play Gundam.

But my brother got to play. Until yesterday I told Shyh Horng my brother had every Gundam that I thought he had. Because they all look alike!

At least to me.

Okay I am sad to say after looking through every single Gundam they had, Zheng Xiang found the one he wanted, but then the box is screwed up! It some black and gold Amatsu gundam if I am not wrong.

The Gundam names very weird.

Amatsu Gundam, Aegis, later got Kenji Gundam.
Also have Ziwei Gundam. Or something along that line.
~~Wonder if got CL Gundam erhem.~~

Okay that's it.

I shall continue mugging.

Bye bye.

Edit: If you read this and the previous entry, and you think it sounds like 2 people blogging, please don't freak out. I have an identity crisis and more often than not as of now, I will turn highly academia.

2008-06-08T11:54:00.003+08:00

Decisions.

Everyday, we make decisions. Minor decisions- whether or not to stay up late and watch Portugal VS Turkey, whether or not to curse the Czech player when he injured Frei etc etc. This kind of decision, very easy to make. Normally not much of a major consequence will result from it. Simple decisions that do not need much consideration and hesitation.

But sometimes, we find ourselve in a quagmire. When you are in this type of predicament, its hard to make a distinct precedent. And normally, your choices include something that is right, and something that is easy.

Which one will you choose?

It takes one a lot of cogitativeness to really decide what they want to do. What is their final objective? Can both decisions take me there? Which one is upright, and is the other despicable?

Hillary Clinton gave her exit rally yesterday (I decided to watch it during the Swit-Czech halftime. Not a tough decision. The match was boring after Frei got injured). It must have been a difficult decision for her to make- primaries after primaries, all that hard work, now she's throwing everything she has got behind Barack Obama and claims that "(their) paths have merged".

Shows that she thinks about her final objectives- not personal glory, but rather a better America. Yes they did start on diffent grounds, but their desired outcome is the very same. She doesn't mind working for someone as long as they are working towards the common goal. It was a magnanimous decision.

So, think about it. Decisions.

"Lat., Devine, si tu peux, et choisis, si tu l'oses." -Pierre Corneille

Edit: On behalf of anonymous:

"peeps from phase 2 of spec couse please add sir fahmy at tomdelonge_hotpants90@hotmail.com"

By the way Sir Fahmy was the very funny sir who gave us the talk on structure of a NCC unit. Yep.

2008-06-07T19:15:00.003+08:00

Hello hello.

Today I went for tuition at Clementi. Turns out my class got a CGS Cadet! Lol. Then from Gordon Goh section one. Okay I shall not elaborate too much. Okay basically I think the Clementi class is slower than the Orchard class but I like the Clementi class better because it is more relaxed.

After that I came home.

My first 2 weeks of the holidays have been spent in camp. Therefore the amount of homework done is 0%. Yay. So yes, tomorrow I will start to mug. Meanwhile get ready for SYF OC performances and also many many other things that are coming very fast but we have to accept.

Alright, after this I will be writing the article that West District Commander CPT(NCC) Elizabeth Lee wants me to write. It is about my experience in Spec Course la. Any random Bravo 4 people want to help me write? Haha. Sianzxz, I kept a notebook to write down what happened during the camp etc but I LEFT IT AT SISPEC.

Imagine what will happen if a random Army guy picks it up. Then "Uh so this is the life of a teenager in the outside world!" then he quickly publish it become instant bestseller in SISPEC like Anne Frank like that.

Alright.

So I will be writing the article.

My 2nd article for the NCC Newsletter lol. The first one was PDS AI. Then they never link properly on their website. If you press link for AI it will bring you to some divers course or something. Lol.

Okay that's it.

Seriously Bravo 4 rocks!

Bye bye.

2008-06-06T21:24:00.002+08:00

Hi all.

Today I went to school for training. PDS Selection test. Hmm time really flies sometimes. The 2nd week, so much has changed. Yeah. Anyway just remember the pointers to take note of and you guys should be fine. Yep.

After that Yong Le, Darren and I went to Beach Road. I almost got scammed.

"Auntie, 2SG rank how much"
"Uh, $4"

Then I o.0

"I go ask my friend how many pairs he want"

I took the chance to flee. I managed to buy a set at $2. For Yujie. For me I already have 2 sets because that time during their ORD Choon Chuan gave me a 2SG rank. Hahaha. Then I keep until now. Hmm.

Then I came home. I am really tired now.

"6 Jun 08, 20:17
weirdo: congrats, course best! and so sad you didn't blog about my last words. hint hint"

Heh this person is actually Bravo 4 Platoon Best. Her last words made CLT Riduan laugh until he couldn't stand properly. Lol. She said "Pat those beside you tell them good job". "I really enjoyed the time spent with you guys from Bravo 4. Before I go into the van *points to the laundry van*, let's do a cheer" or something along that line.

Then I "HUH WHY YOU GOING INTO THE VAN?!" Lol. I didn't get the joke whaattt.

She kept saying "Let me say my last words" like she going to die already. So CLT Riduan just kept laughing and laughing.

Anyway Bravo 4 rocks if you don't look at those people who heck care. We got 4 AWARDS! Yay. Sophy was Platoon Best, Valerie was Bravo Best, Jordy Best in GSK and I got overall best (and I still can't believe it). Still got Shereen the Bravo Food Cheer I/C. ~~Lead until even NS Man interested in her~~ Yay. Thanks to people like Amirul kept coming up with cheers to bond us together.

Also got Azzy, voice broke 4 times in camp.

1) I want you all to number off. 1 2 3 4 5 SIX
2) during field signals
3) When you take out magazine, shout loaded magazine CHECK. Then you cock and check CLEAR

Habeeb, another one. Lol. "ON YOUR BUMS UP!" Then he tried to lead Lim Zui Ho. Damn funny I was drinking then I choked. CLT Debbie was watching then she was laughing super hard. Lol Habeeb.

Bravo 4 WHAT 4!

2008-06-05T23:04:00.002+08:00

Hello all.

I am back from the Specialist Course. For the past 4 days and 3 nights I was camping right outside my house at SISPEC. So near yet so far. I know I know you got to go so hurry back home cos I miss you so.

Okay.

Day 1: 2 June 2008 [GSK Test]

Basically we spent the day listening to talks about the insight of a Specialist's life and also revised for our GSK test, which was held on the first day. Maybe revision is an overstatement. There are some people who absolutely heck care. Will be elaborated later.

After GSK test, we had a lot of admin time. The I/C from CGS very funny. Ask us what we want to do. So I suggested bonding session. Then she ask us what we want to do for bonding session.

Random people: PLAY SOCCER!
I/C: Sir, permission to play soccer sir!
Sir: You all have soccer ball?
I/C: Sir no ball!

Lol. Then people ask to play catching she also ask for permission.

That night I volunteered to be the Bunk I/C. Ended up their standardization for ROOM and ours was different. So we just freezed in our positions and the CLT very angry. Then of course I am bunk I/C so he shout at me la

"YOU THINK WHAT? FREEZING GAME ARH? IS THIS A JOKE?!"

Then I heard the last part as "Is this your job?"

So I said YES SIR.

Heehee.

Then I went to sleep after the bunk check.

Day 2: 3 June 2008 [Army NCC Badge Test]

Okay, basically we had the practicals for IFC and trainfire. I think I passed all except for the loading of magazine. Lol that one during my practice the round got stuck. So the first time I did was actually the real thing. In the end I passed luh so quite happy. Got the cookie.

Then while others were being tested a lot of thoughts about random stuff were formulating in my brains. I jotted them down in a motivational inspirational national diary however I left it at SISPEC. Yay.

That night had some talk on being a specialist. One of the Sir very funny. Haha. After that I can't remember much.

Because I went to sleep.

Day 3: 4 June 2008 [IFC/Trainfire Mutuals]

Okay actually this one quite confident because we have been preparing for like 3 months? Then we see some people do a bit, never mind, don't want to mention. But some schools quite nice. Some like kids show like that, fun and easy to learn. Some like enlarged book like that.

Then a lot of free time.

So end up listen to Habeeb and his crap. Lol

That night I was called up for interview with 2 RVHS girl unit cadets [Valerie and Shereen] and one CGS cadet [Sophy]. Okay so I was like uh, 3 girls and one guy, a bit imbalanced. So I was like aiya, just do my best never win nvm.

So I went to do bunk check. Yay. Standardization very nice, CLTs very happy, so I am very happy about my bunk check.

Day 4: 5 June 2008 [POP]

Basically today we had another round of interview.

Then I expected it to be those super stressful zam zam zam kind, because M'am told us whatever happens during the interview, don't cry. Lol so I was like "uh, like that arh. Haiz". Then I went for interview.

After the interview, we went for some army exhibition. Stripped the Ultimax 100. Okay before that our IC took 5 minutes to split the platoon into 2 groups. The CLT managed to do it in 5 seconds.

Then, we had POP.

First, M'am told Sophy to fall out to be I/C. So I was like thinking "Uh, means she platoon best already lor. Haiz. Nvm". Then some other CLT came and look for Valerie, so I was like "Oh, Bravo best? HAiz no hope for me". Then got one CLT come and look for me. So I thought "Oh, maybe best in trainfire or something".

So I chiong to the OIC. Then he

"Congratulations you are the course best"
HUH?!
"You are the course best la!"
Can check again?

And they double checked and I was the course best.

Wow.

Then had to go through the procedure of the POP once. Finished one rehearsal, the OIC walked to me and said

"Parade commander?"
Yes Sir!
"Your worst nightmare- there isnt a break. The parade begins immediately."

By that time I was still stunning to understand the magnitute of the fact that I don't have a chance to rehearse again. I was stunned seriously.

Never mind, then parade began. I march up to the West District Commandander CPT(NCC) Elizabeth Lee. Then I salute to her then she salute very long never put down. So I had no choice but to put down first or else we will be like saluting competition standing parade.

Then the parade went on quite smoothly.

Until Jordy Kay came and march one circle to go back to his platoon. The whole parade laugh can. Then also, the emcee say "CPL Wong Yang Cheng from River ValleY! Semula! Hwa Chong Institution!"

Lol.

Okay good job Part Cs. I think we impressed the CLTs there. Hmm, but most importantly remember it's SERIOUSLY not the rank you wear on your sleeve, but rather the respect you earn from your platoon mates and cadets. So yeah, jia you for the remaining time we have left. Cherish eh?

Another thing about Spec Course. I realised some school really have to pia because they have limited amount of spaces for their cadets. So end up these units can only choose the best of the best and those who are not as good but are good cannot participate in the course.

Then there are some people who have free space for them, then they come in and slack and don't even care. There was one guy who's post is confirmed already (ASM). So when he received his 3rd sergeant he just said "Aiya nvm I am going to become Master Sergeant". ZZZ. Then got some totally not putting in effort. Downright defiant and ungentlemanly. In short a disgrace.

Haiz.

Its time to break this trend.

Jia you everyone.

2008-06-01T14:52:00.002+08:00

Hi all.

I am back from HCINCC Mid-year camp. It was a good experience and I am sure all that has to be said has been said, so I shall not bore random people by narrating what happened during camp. Lol.

But it was an enriching experience.

However I would like to share this experience. During one of the bonding activities, the NE trail, we were told to take a picture inside the Old Changi Hospital. Okay at first I didn't feel the creeps. Only when I returned back to school Kah How told me there was a spellbinding circle in the OCH.

Spellbinding circle is not the Yugioh that circle. It is the one believed to belong to a satanic cult, and it's used to summon satanic demons for possession and stuff. Okay, the truth is, I took a picture right outside the room with the circle. And I didn't even know it. The circle positioned so once you entered the room you would be in that circle.

And there was 666 sprayed all over the place.

Click HERE to know more about the place. Spooky.

Okay I shall go off and prepare for Spec Course tomorrow.

Bye bye.

2008-05-27T20:35:00.002+08:00

Hello all.

Last week has been a roller coaster ride. Tomorrow I leave for HCINCC Annual June Camp. I'm prepared. Let's give it our best shot and pass out with no regrets. And really, make sure everything comes from the bottom of your heart. Do it once, do it good. We can.

Good luck to all. Random people having gold wings good luck for your test tomorrow also. Zzz.

Have you ever wondered
Why must we serve
Because we love our land
And we want it to be free, to be free

P.S. Jia you for GSK test. Also if you don’t know, use common sense. Don’t put something like 9m/s. Humans cannot run faster than a bullet.

Classic. Hehe

2008-05-26T21:51:00.002+08:00

Hi all.

Today a couple of us went down to school to teach the Part As some stuff that must be taught before camp. Quite impressed with some of their standards. If nothing goes wrong they should be able to experience the camp at its very best. Hmm. Yeah, good luck and jia you to all.

After the training session, we went to Beach Road. While waiting for Yong Le's rank to be sewn on (you just spent $4 on rank you might be changing in one week's time, lol), we went to Golden Mile Complex to look for the Kayaking One-Star Badge. Aunty Katy tell us one.

And it was a freaky experience.

If you want to know it is about, it's something about transvestites.

Oh gosh next time don't go already.

We faster zao home after that.

On a lighter note my bro found a very funny video on YouTube. Okay it's also very creative. Very nice. Very artistic at the same time.

Okay that's about it yeah. Apparently some couple put their baby up for sale on eBay. Not very nice move.

Okay.

Bye bye.

P.S. Immediate Action Drill supposed to be IAIA no feeding, double feeding or half feeding, not feeling. That time is the CLT at HQ tell us is feeling. Haha. IAIA Hardcore feeling. Therefore the joke about the Man Tou only certain people can understand. Hahaha.

2008-05-25T22:00:00.005+08:00

Hello all.

25th May 2008 is RSAF 08. Basically we went to perform at Paya Lebar Air Base for the people taking part in the annual Runway Cycling and Skating Event. Basically we used the performance for CSM 08. Not that we performed on CSM 08 but then we were meant to perform until some big shot decided to veto the approval of our performance. Hmm. Never mind.

So RSAF 08. Past 2 years all screw up. This year ~~也不例外~~ improve slightly? Yeah. But a lot of minor mistakes.

Today morning I got the shock of my life.

"Performers 1, 2, 3, 4 fall out"
"Staff Sergeant!"
"Later you all will be doing back saturn"

o.0

Back Saturn looks a little something like this:

Just that it's not so meng.

I stun tio because the last time I did back saturn I managed to give Yong Le one bald spot and almost broke his wrist. Then today, I really just stun there. That's why in the performance I cock up. Slow markar that time totally forget I am supposed to start throwing at count [1] 9,10.

Zzz.

Nevermind. Over already.

* * *

Got the goodie bag this year. This year don't have the RSAF badge. Hahaha. Last year have. Yay. This year not so much propaganda stuff also. But they give AIR FORCE Correction tape.

VS

Hahaaha

We went to KAP with RSAF performers for lunch. After that me, Zheng Xiang and Gordon went for tuition. Basically this tuition is impromptu at first we were not planning to go. Then Gordon say he gohing. Then I goh with him lor. Then Zheng Xiang also goh with us. So we didn't bring anything o.0

Then we went home.

Leaving for unit camp very soon. Hmm. Last camp as a cadet. Seriously so fast. Feels like only yesterday we went for our first unit camp. Now things have changed so much. Different focuses, different circumstances. Brought out the best in some, the worst in others. Whatever it is, remember we have gone through 3 unit camps together as a part. Don't let trivial matters tear us apart.

After unit camp is spec course.

Hmm. Mugging GSK now. Today Jia han thought of a joke about GSK. Trainfire stuff. Jia Han and Weicher arh, damn lame one.

Darren also. Today Darren asked me a series of lame questions:

1) Char Siew Bao and Man Tou go watch movie. Why Charsiew Bao cry and Mantou never cry?
- Because Char Siew Bao got filling (feeling)

2) Char Siew Bao and Lian Rong Bao go watch movie. Why Char Siew Bao cry and Lian Rong Bao laugh?
- Because they got different filling

3) Char Siew Bao and Da Bao go watch movie. Why Char Siew Bao cry a bit and Da Pao cry a lot a lot?
- Because Da Bao more filling

4) Char Siew Bao and Xiao Bao go watch movie. Why Char Siew Bao never cry but Xiao Bao got cry?
- Because Char Siew Bao watch the movie 3 times already.

Then upon hearing that, Wei Cher asked:

Why was Man Tou playing soccer?

Because he was shooting, then IAIA no filling. So he carried out SPORTS.

Lol if you never study GSK then maybe cannot understand. If you understand then it's chao lame. Hahaha. Still got what Bao got 10 000 elephants? 包罗万象. What Bao protects us from baddies? Baower Rangers.

Chao lame hahahaha.

Okay.

That's it. Bit of laugh before the series of camps. Jia you HCINCC for unit camp. Part Cs jia you for Spec Course. Other schools also. Good luck everyone let's all pass out with the 2nd Sergeant rank.

Yeah.

Bye bye.

2008-05-23T23:14:00.003+08:00

Hello all.

Today is the last day of school before June holiday starts. While half the school was away for EOTA (End Of Term Activity), I was left in school to complete my miserable assignments. This is because our EOTA was held last term. Hmm, so ironic, haiya.

Anyway today I finished Math WS and English essay during double Math, finished Chinese essay during double English and watched video on 孙子兵法 during double Chinese. Haha, so irony again.

After that we went for training.

Clean the bunk yo.

Sunday- RSAF performance
Wednesday to Saturday- Unit NCC Camp
Monday to Thursday- Specialist Course

What a packed June holiday I have. I hope everything pays off. After what happened yesterday perhaps it wont.

Okay. Bye bye

2008-05-22T21:54:00.003+08:00

Hi.

I have 6 minutes to blog. The entry will be succinct.

1. My MSG is really screwed
2. My hair is long
3. All the hairdressers are closed
4. Because training ended quite late
5. Performance is on Sunday
6. I still don't know what to do for exchange
7. After Sunday will be one month of waiting
8. I feel sorry for those affected in Sichuan
9. Very sorry
10. Haiz. Appreciate what we have now.

I spent 2 minutes here.

Tomorrow getting back report card. Might as well screw me inside out upside down left right inverted. Haiz.

Never mind.

Okay.

I have 3 minutes left. Hahaaha.

Okay that's it.

Bye bye.

2008-05-21T22:20:00.001+08:00

Hello.

The boarding school programme thing has changed to 4 months, then decide whether to carry on for the next 6 months. Hmm. Now that it's 4 months I think more people will join, then I will get kicked out because my MSG last term is too high. Worst thing is later after 4 months they back out.

Then waste the place. Sad w0RxX

Nothing much today. Very tired and stuff. Yeah, today I reached home around near 10, because the 174 very nice to me, don't want to come. If I get into the boarding school programme then I don't have to worry about this kind of thing.

Performance on Sunday.

Then one MONTH of WAITING. I'll wait FOR YOU

Then 2 days rest, unit camp, a few more days rest, then going for Specialist Course. Hmm, wonder who else we're going with. Maybe got primary school friends heehee. But of course the most important thing is to uphold HCINCC's name. I hope nothing screws up then can pass the course smoothly hmm.

Anyway I injured my middle finger again today. Zzz. Never wear glove do PDS, in the end the fibreglass CUT. SSG Weilong also have, because we used the same rifle without wearing gloves. The cut at the same place somemore.

Okay. Thats it.

Bye bye.

One likes the Chlorine, the other likes the hamster. Heehee.

2008-05-20T19:13:00.004+08:00

Hello.

Today I have two things to touch on.

First of all is the boarding school programme. Being in Hwa Chong Institution, one has the priviledge of being able to stay in a boarding school for 2 months to experience the feeling of being away from home, being independent and learning how to be self disciplined.

However right now there is this boarding school programme that is much more specialised. It is really to hone one's leadership qualities and independence at the same time promoting joy, teamwork, integrity, global perspective, excellence and also resillience(heehee). Therefore this programme is 10 months long.

So it will be like Harry Potter go to Hogwarts, live in Hogwarts boarding school for 10 months, go back for winter break like that. After thinking about it for a very long time, I've decided to join the programme, together with Gordon and Darren. Opt to join only, won't necessarily get in.

Anyway according to the teachers there are other schools involved as this is a MOE initiated programme. Hmm, interesting.

Anyway if I get in, the programme will be from August 2008 to May 2009, inclusive of a 6 weeks immersion at Beijing Satellite Campus. Better not have earthquake or else all of us GG like Gordon Goh.

Next I would like to talk about the phrase "Deprivation brings about Appreciation". In my PCME form, I wrote that my life's guiding principal is "Deprivation brings about Appreciation". And I think it is really true.

While we spend half our life complaining that our teachers suck when some of them really don't, complaining that our workload is dead heavy when sometimes we just want to slack, there are people in China who yearn for education, got it, and then get killed in an earthquake.

We are lucky that this kind of things don't happen to us. This fact hit me really hard while I was reading 亚洲周刊. Very sad. Liang Lao Shi also pointed it out to us. Haiz, heart pain la.

So must continue to put the rainbow at the start of your display name then MSN will donate 20 cents for each rainbow. Don't know whether it is true but no harm trying la. The rainbow also quite nice.

Nicer than the perv smile ##

Okay apart from that nothing much luh.

RSAF 08 performance is this Sunday. Basically every year there is this Annual Runway blah blah cycling event held at the Paya Lebar Air Base. People get to cycle on the runway, which is very wide and long. So can cycle a lot. Then every year we've got to perform, and I've performed last year also.

Hmm, I heard that RSAF 06 wasn't very successful. And RSAF 07, apart from Bing Yeow, was also not the best of performances. So let's break this trend ya? Quite confident about the formation actually, the formation trainings held in school quite clever. Yeah, so everyone jia you.

Anyway they will give you goodie bag if you go. Inside the goodie bag a lot of nice nice stuff one, but mostly propaganda ask you to join Air Force. Hmm. So they give you nice nice badges. I got 2 fighter plane badges and one with the RSAF logo state crest. Damn nice.

I think we were featured last year on some website.

Click here. Can see the coordination not very nice luh from the 2 pictures.

Unfortunately I got a splinter in my middle finger. Nevermind.

Okay that's about it.

Bye bye.

Edit: Citi-Milk run, who want to go? I'm joining the community run. For more infomation, visit http://www.milkrun.sg/.

2008-05-19T19:33:00.003+08:00

Hey.

Today is Vesak Day. Yay. No school.

It is hard to believe after 5 days of climbing a mountain, I still don't want to go back to school. Hmm, ask me to choose between climbing mountains and going to school, I would definitely choose to climb mountains. Hmm.

And I've decided not to join the boarding school thing. Basically, but Ms Vivien Sim don't want us to use basically too often, it is a programme that allows you to live in the boarding school for 10 months. Very hard to make a decision, because the benefits are #!$%@%%. But instead of thinking about what this prog can do for me, I though about what I can do for the programme.

And hence I decided not to go.

Anyway whatever it is we are still going 2 months boarding school and 2 months Beijing Satellite Campus so yeah, can la.

Vesak Day. Go read up about it. Be an independent learner. Heehee.

If you lazy, not independent learner, click HERE

Anyway Barcelona will be losing a lot of players this transfer window haha. They like end of another season without title then run out of steam le. Deco, Messi, Ronaldinho Eto'o all want to zao already. Maybe they all join Arsenal. Hmm. Then Arsenal will be imbalanced. Wow.

And still don't have any England player on first team o.0 Whatever it is Arsenal really got a young squad. Very zai. All the rising stars. Instead of buying those established player (Shevchenko, Ballack etc) and watch them go to waste, why not groom your own talent? Like Arsenal!

I hope maybe the players, Henry etc go join Sunderland. Then at least the Premier League won't always be dominated by the Big 4. So boring. Look back at the days when Tottenham, West Ham, Newcastle United were also strong contenders. Now it's all about $$. Who got $$ can buy skills ulti other people.

Okay. Nothing else.

Refer to my previous entry about Gunung Tahan.

Bye bye.

Edit: Arh yes still got something else.

http://studentssketchpad.blogspot.com/ is a dead nice website. If you look under past strips, you can find a lot of comics pertaining to the myths and habits of several schools. Very nice. Don't spoil the surprise for you. Lol.

Okay bye.

Edit [2]:

I've decided.

I'm opting to stay at boarding school for 10 months.

2008-05-18T11:21:00.006+08:00

Gunung Tahan
10-16 May 2008

Hello all.

Today I will be talking about our trip to Gunung Tahan. Altogether we took about 450++ pictures but I have decided to summarize all these pictures into just 46 for your viewing. Yay.

10 May 2008, Saturday

We left Singapore for Gua Musang, somewhere in West Malaysia. That's where Gunung Tahan is. Very far. Long train ride, 10 plus hours. Along with us were:

Mr Tommie Chen
Mr Eugene Chua

Our Sec 4 I/C, Josh. Very nice guy. Haha.

Our guide. He has climbed Gunung Tahan like 7 times and Mount Ophir 100 plus times. He cycled to Thailand and walked to Vietnam(or the other way round) from Singapore. He will be known as Oyagi hereafter.

It was a painful train ride haha. We were supposed to get some sleep on the train but it was shaking pretty badly. But fatigue soon got the better of us. All of us nodded off one by one.

11 May 2008, Sunday

Reached Gua Musang. Ate breakfast at some coffeeshop. The noodles very nice. This coffeeshop also packed our lunch for the first day.

The view outside the coffee shop. Nice right?
Thats not the mountain we climbing though

After breakfast, we were brought to the base camp, the headquarters of the people organising trips to and fro Taman Negera (where Gunung Tahan is located). Here we deposited our valuables, passports etc and some clean clothes. All that were left in our backpacks would be those we will be carrying to Tahan.

Then a jeep arrived and fetched us to the foot of Gunung Tahan. There we had our lunch and our journey began.

Goal No 1: Reach Camp Kor to camp for the night.

The first day is meant to be the easiest of the 5 days. Well it definitely didn't seem so on that day but after the experience of the following days we decided yes its freaking easy. Haha.

Setting off. The suspension bridge that leads us into Gunung Tahan. The torture begins.

5 rivers to cross. I got my first leech bite at the 3rd one.

I was still okay with leeches until Darren sprayed antiseptic at this one. It just dropped off and my blood started gushing out. Like free flow buffet free rose syrup for you to refill like that. Then Jing Yao got a leech bite too and this one DAMN DUA LENG GONG. Like your thumb that size.

He also spray it and his blood also like free flow buffet.

I felt damn sick for the rest of the day.

There was once we got separated from the too fast guide and the too slow slow pokes. We thought we were lost in the middle of a jungle, like 5 of us. We were already showcasing our survival technics when we managed to find the rest of the group. A sec 4 waterpolo guy called JS did something really brave- told us to stay put while he searched for the party ahead.

Of course I followed him for safety purposes. 2 people better mah. We did catch up in the end. Turns out we were on the right route

We didn't manage to reach Camp Kor because the guides said that Camp Kor was too crowded and our porters found the things they were carrying too heavy. So we camped at Lata Luis for the night.

I felt very demoralised that night.

We've walked about 8km.

12 May 2008, Monday

Aim:
Reach Camp Kor
Reach Camp Kubang to stay for the night

We set off in the morning at about 9am. Oyagi told us we would reach Camp Kubang at about 4pm. That would be like 7 hours of hiking. However, we climbed really fast today. The terrain was definitely much much different from the first day. More ascending and rocks to climb.

We reached at 2pm. We've walked another 8km plus.

At about 4pm Oyagi reached, saying 你们抛弃我. Lol

We are 1406m above sea level. Thats higher than Ophir already.

Taking a rest

The temperature there was about 20 degree, without the strong and cold wind. Quite pleasant actually. That night was painful because it was the 2nd day Zhi Hao has gone without bathing, and we set up tent at too soft a ground. In the end water seeped in and, BO plus wet sleeping bag = no need sleep.

13 May 2008, Tuesday. Summit Attempt

Today will be the most tiring day everr.

Aim
Reach Camp Bonsai
Reach Botak Hill
Reach Summit of Gunung Tahan

Altogether we would be walking about 14km. The truth is, at Camp Kubang, the water source coulnt not be accessed. There is no water point until Botak Hill, which is the last camp before we 攻顶 (summit attempt).

Dangerous?

Along the way we were separated from the party in front. For a large part of the trek that day, I was the front man. It meant having to test out all the routes. A couple of times I got myself into knee deep mud. Sacrifice myself so that people behind can take other routes =)

At this point of time I would like to introduce to you guys, Bertrand Wong.

Thanks to him we survived.

It was a tiring trek. After a damn long trek we finally reached Camp Bonsai. Why is it called Camp Bonsai? Because there are a lot of Bonsai trees. Not those small small kind okay. Is those dua leng gong kind you steal back to Singapore can sell for 5 digits figure one. According to my Dad.

Our first sight of a giant Bonsai.

We decided to take a picture.

Camp Bonsai. Nice.

You see the situation was really damn bad. We trekked the whole morning to reach Camp Bonsai, which was like 9km away from Camp Kubang. Our water supply was damn low and we were really thirsty and stuff.

We saw this mountain peak hidden by the clouds. It was quite far away but we were certain that that was the peak of Gunung Tahan. So we asked Oyagi.

We stunned at his reply:

没有，不是这个. Tahan 在这座山后面，要过这座才可以到. 多两个半小时

We were like HUH?!

So we walked. That's when Bertrand came into play with his crazy antics. Haha.

The lack of water really really drove him into a state of frenzy. It was evident from the things he started saying

"Leech come and suck my water. Then I drink you!"

*turns to a random plant* "WATER WATER!"

*picks up random leaf from the floor*
Bertrand: Leaf! Where is the next water source?!
Darren: Eh bert, move leh
Bertrand: He haven reply me yet!

Damn funny.

It took A LOT A LOT of will power to really reach the top.
Thanks to Bertrand, the trip was much easier.

Does it not remind you of the Great Wall?

But we did it. The taste of water. I didn't even wait for my water purifying tablet to take effect, just drank from the river.

Shiok.

Once we reached Botak Hill, we put down our bags, rest for half and hour before the summit attempt. It was tiring but worth it.

JS.

Our Base Camp

Further away as we climbed

And again

We're going into the clouds.

AND FINALLY.

We took somemore photos that I don't have with me now.
Damn shiok, but it was freaking cold.
Soon we descended back to Botak Hill.

Tio Pang Seh.
But we are still in the clouds

Jing Yao kanchiong, chionging back to Botak Hill

Jing Yao realises he has taken a wrong route, meets up with dead end =D

Liu Zhi Hao, who would pull us through the night later.

While it was cool sleeping in the clouds, the night was cold, painful and of course smelly, because our dear Zhi Hao hasn't bathed for 3 days now. Botak Hill is just a plain hill full of rocks. So you can imagine how hard it was for us to sleep. But thanks to Zhi Hao, who talked to us about

1) Critiques of Harry Potter Books/Movie
2) Dalai Lama

Very funny. Very nice. Haha.

14 May 2008, Wednesday

Aim: Reach Camp Kor

Why is today's trek so difficult? Because we are supposed to cover the distance we did in the past 2 days in one day. Learning from yesterday's mistake, all of us topped up our water bottle to the fullesrestest.

I was wearing a long sleeve shirt, a normal tee and a jacket.
Along the way I like James Blunt like that, take off one by one.

To make things easier, we decided to be Super Marios and did stunts to earn points. Hahaha, damn funny, Bertrand did all the funny funny stunts. Well for most of the journey I was with the guide, meaning I was quite fast. So I did quite a few stunts that only Daniel Choong saw.

Fell rather badly once though heh.

Well the food supply was really low and whatever energy bars we had we shared. Really, take one bite, RESIST the temptation to take another, and pass it to another guy. But there are, of course, selfish people who eat the whole bar by themselves. Shall not list names. Don't want to puncture their inflated ego.

What Oyagi said was true- descending is much faster than ascending, though it was more dangerous. We hit Camp Kor at about 4.30pm. We've trekked for another 7 hours, covering about 14km.

15 May 2008, Thursday

You could feel the excitment in the air.

Today we are going to finish descending! The local guide, I think he took us on a slightly longer route, and hence we crossed a couple of rivers that we didn't cross on the first day. We also took a longer time to finally hit the suspension bridge.

You cannot imagine how excited we were when Tommie Chen, normally the fastest guy, shouted BRIDGE! We were way behind but we could hear him and immediately we starting running. Bertrand was yelling BRIDGE BRIDGE BRIDGE every few steps.

Once we crossed the bridge, our journey was over.

We started removing the leeches that were climbing onto us. I've got 5 or 6 on my slacks, they couldn't get in. But one managed to.

All of them suffered the same fate

Cannot import to Singapore, hence the government decided to destroy the surplus.

We took the jeep back to the base camp.

Really, we chionged to bathe etc, and Mr Tommie Chen frantically searched for the final results of the Premier League lol.

Off: The Malay Newspaper. Lol

Had lunch and dinner at KFC while waiting for the midnight train.

Zhi Hao emoing about leaving

This cat want to play with me

16 May 2008, Friday

At about 12.30am, we boarded the midnight train to go home.

The end of an enriching trip.

2008-05-17T20:41:00.002+08:00

Hello all.

Our dear Blogger has chose to have error with the uploading of pictures at this time. I was just about to blog about the trip to Gunung Tahan but too bad, Blogger want to attitude problem.

Okay maybe I will do it another day. Just as well, I shall wait until all the pictures are here. Right now I only have Darren's (about 370++). Yeah so now I shall go and stone and tomorrow I have to go for tuition. Then Monday is Vesak Day can rest and respect the religion.

We have to be Jit Woons for a day. Eat rabbit food.

Then Tuesday go to school. I slack.

Okay Unit Camp is coming soon. Last camp as a cadet. Still remember when I was a Part A going for my first unit camp. I was the first day's COS. COS of the day, Recruit Wong Yang Cheng fall out. I stun tio can. Then someone dropped a beret and we pumped 50 together. Then that time my PT standards like crap (and eventually Joash beat me to Part A best Cadet because of that, haha), after 50 I dizzy dizzy need Panadol already. Heh.

But after that I recovered to go for Route March.

Then after unit Camp is Spec Course. Really disappointed our Gold Wings clashed with our Spec Course because I REALLY WANT TO GO GOLD WINGS! But never mind, Silver Wings upon our chests can show them we are the best already. Spec Course still more important. Unless I want to take over as Corporal o.0

Okay.

Today's entry is really off. Take it as some filler/advertisement before Blogger works and I can upload peektures.

The truth is, ladies and gentlemen, I am still not used to walking on flat ground. Hahaha. Its true. Feel like my leg got humps like that. Then when I sleep I'm very not used to the soft bed heh. Though I am glad to be spared of Zhi Hao's BO (he didn't bathe for 5 days. Smelt like Ammonia).

That's about it.

Blogger better work tomorrow.

Or else I will let you smell Zhi Hao.

2008-05-16T14:22:00.002+08:00

Hey all.

I AM BACK FROM GUNUNG TAHAN YAY.

It was an exhilarating experience. Really once in a lifetime. We trudged along the mud, smashed our heads upon the thick branches, disected the leeches, grabbed thorny bushes, stood in the clouds, slept in them, drank river water etc.

~~You urinated at the peak of the mountain, shitted beside the cook's tent...~~

Okay I jumped around a lot. I am lucky I didn't lose my life.

Other than the tiring climb, it was really an experience to get together real close with friends. For example Josh, very nice guy. Etc etc. Also had a lot of time to discuss "current affair" issues.

Rocks.

Damn tired :/

So I shall not talk too much. Wait until I got all the peektures already then I come and blog with pictures.

Thank you.

By the way, I did not intend to divert any readership over to Gordon's blog. He just took the chance to earn readership only. Never mind, never mind. Bloggers please remember that this is the worst blogging crime you can ever commit. You want to earn readership do the proper way.

That's it.

P.S. Jing Kai I wore a knee support during the climb. Heeheehee.

2008-05-09T22:33:00.005+08:00

Hello all.

Today is the last training as a part for us. Part C 08. About a year ago Part C 07 took over the trainings from Part D 07 for our part. Now we are in the stage whereby it's like a few more weeks till we are the ones taking over Part D 08.

Very fast. Very fast. Today we had a very nostalgic training. First of all, U-check. From a Part A who has like average of 7 mistakes per u-check, we know almost hit 0 all the time. Then we had a pull up session. In total we did 300 pull ups. 27 people. Thats more than 10 pull ups per person =)

I did 17. Deproved. But I will work hard.

Ran to KAP as a part. Really reminded me of my Part A life, whereby running that distance to KAP was a torture. Really cannot take it want to die already. Now really, we trained up a lot luh. Yeah.

Met Valen at KAP. Lol. Don't mistake for Daniel Choong's fanclub. Lol

Hmm, as we ran back to school, it suddenly dawned on me that two and a half years of trainings have flown past just like that. Really hit me hard. It was quite sad that we couldn't cheer on our way back also, because the 2 and a half years ended on quite a low note.

Whatever it is, let's not count all these tangibles. As long as we feel the 2 and a half years have been well spent (for some, a bit less, but quality over quantity eh, MI), then it's good enough

The end of a chapter signifies the start of another. Might sound cliche but yeah, it's true. One last year left in NCC. Hmm. Was a good experience, hopefully it will continue to be. Last training together, of course we took some photos to immortalize the moment, like the immortal winner.

Shyh Horng, Yang cheng, Yujie, Yong Le, Darren, Gordon, Jing Kai

Haha i am forbidden to put this picture up.
But too bad =)

Moral of the story: Don't take too many photos if you had a damn tiring week. Lol. All the photos like zombies liddat can.

Okay.

On a more serious note, tomorrow I have leaving for Gunung Tahan. Basically it is a mountain and we have to climb up =) 4th hardest mountain to climb in either SEA/ the world. Heh. So yeah. Its 2187m above sea level.

Hmm, don't miss me.

Yeah. Okay I hope nothing bad happens there, e.g. fall and break a bone or two. Nicholas Pek just scared the hell out of me, say one night I wake up then all the leeches all over my body (you cannot feel them when you suck your blood one). Ew, then all my blood tio suck by the dua leng gong leeches.

Sue them for illegal blood transfusion and also molest and rape.

Okay seriously. If something really happens I don't know what to say luh. But most probably nothing much will happen luh, or at least I hope not. I still want to come back to Singapore and ...

Okay that's it.

Bye bye.

P.S. Your idol Daniel Choong[official fan club: HCJC Netball(self proclaim one)] is not the typical haughty korean-singer/actor who acts cool by using Clear so that he got no dandruff because 黑色最 cool. Daniel Choong is humble, and is full of humility.

partc.08\\y♥ngcheng[07] will be back next friday says:
okay i have vaseline le

partc.08\\d♥nieL h♥yley[01] cherish forever a part; work for it [face.down] says:
can share?

partc.08\\y♥ngcheng[07] will be back next friday says:
can

partc.08\\d♥nieL h♥yley[01] cherish forever a part; work for it [face.down] says:
ty ty ty
i share with u my enegy bar

P.P.S. Ignore the ♥ on our display names lol, we are not gay. It's just that time we out of randomness add one. Next time I got time I post the complete set from 1-26, very nice one.

2008-05-08T19:28:00.005+08:00

Hi everyone.

I am mentally unstable now. I need to lose some valence electrons. Hong Wei stop niaoing already if you are reading this. I feel that this whole term has been wasted and my MSG is really really screwed. Sometimes coincidence of sucky things happening really can kill.

By the way this Saturday I would be leaving for Malaysia already for the Gunung Tahan Trek. Will be back by Friday late afternoon latest. Can't wait to really get away from the hectic school life. Sucks. Sometimes I realise other than random reasons, I go to school just for training. Which of course shouldn't be the way because studies should be first priority.

You're my only motivation

As if all these not enough, the PE department did not record my 2.4km timing for NAPFA. We ran with BSP and EP people, and I got 5th in the 2 classes. Then my timing was 10 minutes 40. Sean was 6th. Yet on the record his timing is 10 minutes 40, then my timing is nil. Nice. Nice.

Then PE Department best one okay.

Go to Han, he tell me go find the person who took your timing. Go find Huang Lao Shi, he say go find the person who gave you the test. Then the person is nowhere to be found, so I send e-mail. Until now no reply. Best lor. If I have to rerun I @%@%^ because I hate running 2.4km.

I like running long distances at normal pace. I don't like to run 2.4km, because I would be constantly bugged by the fact that I have to complete fast. Then pia so hard for the 10 minutes in the end heart damn pain. Then heart damn pain nevermind, worst thing is run so slow.

My target will be to hit sub 10 by next month.

It's quite an uphill struggle considering the fact that this month, not much time can be dedicated to running because of RSAF and also SYF performance. Also, this month I have like 2 camps which will effectively take up 1.5 weeks. So I shall try and hit sub 10 by my birthday. 25 June [HINT]

How come I am talking so much crap.

* * *

Today we will be talking about spoilt kids.

[this is not an expository essay. No format is used. Also I am not specifically using pathos logos and ethos.]

In a society with increased affluency, number of pampered kids will surely increase. This is because parents don't want children to go through the hardship they went through, and hence go to 天涯海角 to provide care, concern, love (It spells CCL, Yong Le). Because of the equation deprivation leads to appreciation, negative deprivation will lead to negative appreciation.

That's when things start to be taken for granted. Never 饮食思源, instead the child 忘恩负义.

Having a maid doesn't mean you are a spoilt kid. A spoilt kid is one who 要风得风，要雨得雨, because the parents never 教导有方. As such, the child is not independent. Go to school that time mother fetch until school so that he can just get off the car. Never say bye bye to parents, think they taxi driver. Get off, slam the car door. BANG! Spoilt kids studies might be very good you know. They not distracted what. Can concentrate wholly on studies. MSG 1.00 all the time.

[Muggers doesnt = Spoilt Kid
Spoilt kid doesnt = Mugger]

Reach home, 2 maids come and help him unbotton uniform. Third one help him take out brass buttons and 4th one take to washing machine. Then he just go bathe, call maid help him take tower and his Clear shampoo so that he will not have dandruff, and Kirei Kirei so they can KIREI KIREI. On weekends use Dettol, because if "she don't protects them, who will?"

Finish bathing, do homework, Mum serve the dinner right in front of him, then he eat. Then "aiya, time to Maple!" then push the food aside play comp.

Maids will clear up the mess after that lor. Food cannot finish arh? Throw away la.

So you can see the life of a typical spoilt kid. Go home only need to sit down there shake leg shake shake shake then things will happen for him.

The direct result of this is that the kid is not independent. Very easy to see one. Like when he go camping. At first people think he very pleasant kid. Cos very nice appearance what. The English come out of his mouth also ang moh standard, Chinese come out PRC standard, Tamil come out Bollywood standard.

But 路遥知马力，日久见人心.

EWW, THIS ONE SO DIRTY.
EWW, THIS ONE SO YUCKY.

Think he writing poem liddat all rhyme one. Everything 鸡蛋里挑骨头. Those kind, people cooking food, he will hum in one corner wait for food come to him. Eat finish already don't know how to wash his own utensils one. That one then scary. People is 残而不废 then this kind is 废而不残, people is 自强不息, this kind is 自息不强.

Liddat arh, the people around him for the camp very 难受 la. But that's just one-off for them what. They 难受 for the period of the camp only. The worst thing is the poor spoilt kid. Next time grow up very sad. 少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲. Most probably they will 自扫门前雪，不管他人瓦上霜

So we can see the adverse effects of spoiling a kid. Very bad. You want, must have a damn nice and not spoilt kid. Last time I spoilt kid la, though not very spoilt. Okay okay spoilt only. The best kind of good kids are those independent learners, not just academics. Everything also. Then have the will to learn. Those kind of people very nice one.

That's why you see some PRC or Msia scholars very nice. They no choice what, forced out of comfort zone to live at boarding school(which is actually quite comfortable). Then cannot do well must go back China or Msia. So they must meng lor. Okay some PRC will know they want to do well must have team, in the ORT model (opportunities, resources, team). So some will be very open, willing to emphathize and sympathize and do very well not just in acads.

Sometimes I take 174, I study the kids. I am not paedophile. But immediately can see who are those spoilt spoilt kind. Very ming xian one. Or rather, very easy to spot people who are not spoilt. Normally those tan ones are not very spoilt, cos tanned means they suffer hardship before. I like.

In conclusion, when we grow up, we CANNOT breed bad chilwens. They will make the 富不过三代 true. So we must be 悬崖勒马, faster realise some of the mistakes the parents now are committing. 痛定思痛, we must not commit the same mistakes. We must breed nice nice childrenS.

Thank you.

Note: The 成语 etc used above I dont recommend. Some of them I make up one.

* * *

Okay, I've decided not to opt for the Boarding school course. Basically by signing up, you are agreeing to stay in the boarding school for 10 months. I've considered the pros and cons, and really, the benefits of this program can be astonishing. Like what I mentioned above. See Ho Lit Xian all these, so clever. And pioneer batch somemore, like 48 out of the generations of HCI people who've gone before us.

"He is no fool to lose what he cannot afford to keep, and keep what he cannot afford to lose". There are some things in life that I cannot afford to lose. I don't want to post up here in case you all read already cry then emo. There are some things in life I want, but I have to lose.

This world is full of scarcity, generated by unlimited wants but limited needs. So you have to consider your opportunity costs etc before making a decision. I shall choose to go for the normal 3 months boarding school and 2 months BeiJing Satellite campus. Not say I take for granted the resources pumped in, I really thank the school, but no thanks.

I think that's about it.

Tomorrow: Last cadethood training. SOB
Saturday: Gunung Tahan.

I'm leaving.

P.S. Daniel Choong want you all to click HERE

some words are better left unsaid.

2008-05-07T23:24:00.002+08:00

Hi all.

I reached home at about 9pm today after training. After bathing and having my dinner etc, I started revising for my Biology Test on tomorrow. From 9.30pm plus plus until now. Yay, sense of accomplishment. Copy down everything feel damn shiok. But I won't go and memorise which page and where are the words and then forget what is the content like someone does. Lol.

Today I received news that next term I am going to be the commander for the morning flag raising on Thursdays. Okay. Okay. I only scared I give wrong command then semula, other than that aiya nothing much la. Except that Cheng Gou might come and WAI WAI WAI liddat at me, then I nothing to say lor.

Okay recently my friend got me to do a personality test luh.

Okay so it went a little something like this. You all can do the test also, see your "personality". Lol

1) There is a fence separating you and a strawberry field. How high is the wall?

My Answer: Neck high

2) When you climb across the fence, you enter the strawberry field. How many strawberries do you see?

My Answer: The whole field la.

3) A farmer walks towards you, what do you say to the farmer?

My Answer: Eh sorry I don't talk to strangers. Most probably I just smile.

Then my friend evaluated the test for me.

Question 1: Higher the wall, the more I want to have sex
Question 2: No. of strawberries = how many times
Question 3: What you will do after having sex

Okay. I hear the results already I laugh and laugh and laugh can. Damn funny haha. Totally like inaccurate la. But somehow I found it damn funny. Like super random then no link one. Hahahaa.

Okay that's about it.

Bye bye.

it has been 2 days.

2008-05-06T18:01:00.005+08:00

Hello everyone.

Today, we are going to talk about teachers.

I swear, this is not going to be a defaming entry. Instead today, we are going to look at dedicated teachers in HCI. Do I sound sarcastic? Why? Why do I always sound sarcastic? Can't I say something about nice teachers once in a while?

First of all in my Sec 1 Sec 2 years, the nicest teachers I had are Ms Sunita and Zhang Mei Mei Lao Shi(not your Lao Shu Ai Da Mi the Guo Mei Mei). Ms Sunita was my Geog teacher for the best part of 1.5 years before Ms Yap HB took ower to teach us about wewy waluable gweenewy. Zhang Lao Shi was my Chinese Teacher for Sec 1 and 2 but this year she is not taking CSE people, so a bit sad luh ~~her ACE is free frag one~~

Ms Sunita is very funny. Zhang Lao Shi is just a very easy going teacher. Both are very approachable. Ms Sunita teaches very clearly. Not those kind of overly creative teacher, neither is she those type who show slides and highlight and read. Yeah, so very fun teachers luh.

But they are not the teachers I am going to talk about today.

Today I will talk about Mr Lim Teck Huat and also Mr Tan Chin Guan.

Mr Lim Teck Huat is my Chemistry teacher. From time to time we piss him off by not handing in assignments on time. Really, can see he has a passion for Chemistry. During lab lessons he will really explain to us like the chemicals are some nuclear warheads.

Yes we do laugh at the fact that he sometimes spend 20 minutes lecturing us. Today he spent 45 minutes. Yeah. But it just goes to show how much he cares for us. He really, 付出得太多了, and we don't reciprocate the efforts. Really he is trying to wake us up. So yeah, today I heard him talk, suddenly like 如梦初醒.

I hope he stays on.

Next is Mr Tan CG. Mr Tan is not an old teacher in our school. In fact he is just a trainee teacher. But he teaches really well, but G3(my science class) is really, how to say, super irritating. Mr Lim so good, we take advantage. Ms Teo very pretty, then you all cheehong cheehong. Mr Tan never scold, then some of you all whole lesson talk a lot of cock.

Mr Tan CG is my Physics teacher. Dont confuse with Mr Tan GC. Tan GC is Chinese teacher. SGC is Sim Guo Chen. Today we got back our Physics. For our sake he remarked everyone's paper. Every single one. At first I get 17, then he moderate until 22. I feel like a bastard.

Then he go through paper, all the people start talking cock again. Hmm. We were really very angry luh, trying to pay attention then got smart people behind talking. Then Mr Tan was like "don't blame them". Then never scold them somemore leh, just wait until they stop talking.

Previously there was a stack of assignments we all didn't hand in (because the Physics rep. is a PRC and we didn't understand what he was talking about when he requested for our worksheets), and got once he tell all of us to hand in. So I chionged the worksheets and handed in to him.

He marked all of them and returned them to us the next day.

It's like, we are the students, yet we hand in assignments late and he stays up all night to mark the late assignments. This kind of teacher very hard to find one. Like seriously he can just return to us tell us go online download answer key. But he didn't. Too bad he's leaving this friday.

Of course there are other nice nice teachers. Mr NgSC (likes to pretend got a 4th dimensional boy who likes to play with ball in EP room. Very funny one), etc etc. Mr LeeFY also, though hes leaving HCI also. Wah lao. Then Mr LooCC also going already. Mdm Ang CC also very good math teacher compared to erhem. But somehow students take them for granted. Too bad lor.

Of course, there are "nice" teachers like Evelyn Teo(Biology). Go into class then half the class start to flirt with her already. Then guai people like me (who don't go for people twice plus 6 years as old as me) will just sit behind and listen to them crap, WAH LAOING at appropriate times.

But she's nice as a person. Just that teaching wise, uh, I think I'd get the notes. Haha that's damn mean. Lol.

Also got not very nice teacher. Some who go all out to niao you that kind. Those who offer you to walk around salt centre half naked, that kind damn scary. Then shout shout shout for nuts one. Really no reason just shout one. Also got those kind like PMS everyday one. Wah that one is scary.

Okay that's it. Bio test this Thursday. I shall go off and mug the notes. The ester bond and stuff. Meanwhile tomorrow I will kop some questions from G2, also Evelyn Teo's class. Hehheh. Okay my math is GG.

Okay that's it.

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2008-05-05T21:04:00.003+08:00

Hello all.

From 6.30pm till 9.04pm, I have been mugging Mathematics. Though I admit in the midst of mugging I went off to watch The Arena between Jurong and Nanyang. My mum despise, say Nanyang sure win. Anyways I only watched the last speakers, Eileen (JSS) and a girl called Nettie (NY). Eileen was from my primary school, one year my senior. Used to play scrabble together.

Now so pro. Wah. Everytime HCI hold any MUN you will spot her representing Jurong Sec School one. And the Newspaper always got her. I think sooner or later MOE will start to notice her then she might become the first female minister in the cabinet. That will be cool.

Hmm...

Here are some things I want to do before I graduate from Sec Sch:

1) Go for at least one MUN
2) Go for 1 star kayaking/canoeing course
3) Go for Round Island Canoeing Expedition
4) Go overseas OB

Remind me.

Okay. Spec course clashes with Gold Wings course. Haiz, because of spec course I cannot go for the EP camp at NUS and Gold Wings. Very huge sacrifice. Just keep in mind don't go there aim for the awards. I think most importantly is really do your school proud. Yeah.

Math test tomorrow. I shall go and mug until 10pm. Then I go sleep.

Meanwhile this shall be my favourite color

P.S. Now playing Sea of Love + Flying High

Edit: The bruise on my throat is not, unfortunately, a love bite from someone from the 4th dimension. Maybe if yes she is friend with the boy who plays with a ball in EP room and also meddles with Mr Ngs presentation.

According to mum, it's the weather too hot, then the skin going to peel off already then I applied too much friction to it. Hmm.

2008-05-04T20:42:00.002+08:00

Hello all.

Today I went to watch the performance by SPDS at Istana during the Change of Guard. Too bad today Zheng Xiang never go. I think the SPDS performance was very nice. They stand in circle then back satan outwards. Like fountain like that. Very nice. Can see Partibun and Wilson and triple jumbo guy.

Anyways most importantly I overheard people talking about HCINCC. Those people are those who went to MP, learnt SPDS, ORDed and still possess an interest for SPDS. So here are words from our seniors:

"I think HCINCC performance are quite creative. The music also quite nice. But their drills are not sharp enough. Coordination wise, it's very good, almost MP standards. But other schools are..."

Then another guy

"Of course creative la. Their rifles so light. They never use the real rifles before."

They also mentioned Master Zaini in the same reverence as us. Hmm, what they said is quite true luh. Though we did use the real rifles before. It was heavy yes, but Master Zaini give Yong Le 88% for drills. Mine was lower than him by half a mark. Yeah. Even though our rifles are made of fibreglass, you all must admit it is REALLY REALLY light compared to HQ rifles.

So yeah, train up more.

Very nice.

Crap. I forgot what I wanted to write.

partc.08\\y♥ngcheng[07] one volunteer do my homework says:
crap i forgot what to write in my blog alr

++[GoddessTears]++Naruto the bully says:
write u forgotten what to write

Now I remember.

I shall digress a bit. There's this charity show going on now. This Mei Guang Jie is singing. She's 75 years old and shes singing super high very long. Total 7 minutes. My mum very scared she die halfway =.=

Okay now for the thing I wanted to write.

Please click HERE for something about NS. Very scary one. Tekong. Hmm. I got 3 or 4 years more before going to NS. I pray not Tekong. I also pray I no need serve fore M'sia. If I get chosen for M'sia NS, then good game. Plus extra 3 months.

With that, bye bye.

She wears it for the soldier
Who wears the green beret arh

Daniel Choong: Who? My fanclub arh?

2008-05-03T20:00:00.002+08:00

Hello all.

Yesterday was the 2nd last training as a part. Time pasts really, really, really fast. Seemed like yesterday Sir Stanley was "tekaning" us at MSCP. Our first taste of tekan. Haha. Did infinite push ups. Supposed to "do until you realise your mistake". Cannot do, jumping jack, then sit ups, leg raise, then back to push up. Then slowly moved on to Part B. Underwent lots of changes, first PDS performance was CSM 07. Hmm.

So yesterday decided to do something special. 250 push ups as a part. Okay basically 250 push ups is still okay considering the fact that we've been constantly training up. I think the hardest part was the whole palm feeling super numb and all of us slipping off. From 70 plus I couldn't feel my palm already. Damn er xin feeling. Like the palm chopped off liddat.

Ended off with games session. Like Part A like that =D

Today was Open House 2008. We are supposed to showcase what the school has done for us in helping us achieve all that we have achieved in the past 14 years. However, due to the lack thereof, we digressed a bit. It was tiring to hear Jing Kai and Gordon say the same things. Lol.

Welcome to Hwa Chong National Cadet Corps, in short, the NCC. In NCC, we pride ourselves on our physical training, arms drill and precision drills. We have won the Gold Unit Award for 14 consecutive years and we are going for our 15th this year. Our Precision Drill Squad has recently been titled the Centre of Excellence in Singa PORE. So now, sit back and enjoy the show from our precision drill squad.

Then we will stone. The the music will start. Then all the people will look at the speaker. Then we will perform. Then they will stun. Then finally salute. According to Yujie we did the whole thing over 17 times. Okay I must admit the last 2 performances I salute until hand cramp -.=

Then Gordon will: What an inspiring performance.

自恋 only. Lol. Or somebody else will say 自爱, learn from PCME lessons. Lol.

Okay luh. I think those parents who went they were quite impressed that HCINCC is not like other units. Yeah. Some Dads were like "Oh I remember in NS yada yada yada". Got one kid best, see Marcus stoning then say "DADDY 那个是假的". Then the Daddy say "你看好好来！" Then the kid "Orh..."

Still got another Mum, want to try carrying my rifle. So I just gave her and she "OH MY GOODNESS! ~~it hurts so good~~ IT'S REALLY HEAVY! HOW DID YOU GUYS DO THE TWIRLING AND STUFF? ISN'T IT DANGEROUS? WONT IT HIT ANOTHER GUY". Well at the point of time I wanted to say "Well occasionally we do throw the rifle at each other's heads" but to calm her down I said "Hmm, we've been training since Sec 1, so yeah, our arm strength can handle and control the weapon, not let it control us". Then she "oh I see I see".

Good. I never tio stun by them.

Got one little kid say he want the Overall Best Cadet Plaque o.0 Little boy, cannot cannot. Gor gor here is pia very hard then win one. You want also must pia very hard.

Okay. Good. Open House is over. Now can focus on studies and RSAF and NCC Camp and Spec Course and Company Chalet.

That's it.

Bye bye.

P.S. Jared Sia PDS FTW

Edit:

My Sister is having fun with the kitten.
She likes to deceive herself that the kitten possess intellectual abilities.

Sis: 你吃饭了吗？
Cat: Meeeeooooowwww
Sis: Oh! It said 没有！

Sis: 你的主人种什么?
Cat: Meeeeoooowww
Sis: Oh! It said 苗！

Sis: You go where to pray?
Cat: 庙！

My sis' 20 this year.

2008-05-02T22:43:00.002+08:00

Hi all.

Thanks for the encouragement etc etc. I think the most important point made is NCC is really going into a decline. Hopefully this new batch of NCOs can really get back the Corp's former pride.

Tomorrow is open house. So I have to sleep early in case the little kids ask questions then I stun tio. Haha maybe their Engrish now very cheamonology already listen already like they come from Britain liddat. But somehow I think their Chinese would be quite screwed.

I recommend this language class:

It's for all apes.

Today went for the Gunung Tahan briefing.

Some suggestive items to bring to the camp.

Got clothing, foot wear, trekking gears, toiletries, medical kit and last but not least, the mishcellaneous. Very nice.

I'll leave you with that.

Bye bye.

2008-05-01T10:40:00.003+08:00

Hello.

I agree with Jing Kai. As the Overall Best Cadet of the best NCC unit in the whole of Singapore and our Asian continent and the Eastern hemisphere and our beloved planet and the galaxies above and the whole freaking universe, I shouldn't have been the first one to lose it.

I'm sorry.

Now here's to Cheng Gou.

You take out our performance. It might just be 7 minutes. But the appreciation, applause, glory, sense of achievement is lost when you deny us of this priceless 7 minutes. Because of this 7 minutes, we have a dream left unfulfilled. The dream to perform for CSM 08- it will NEVER, NEVER be fulfilled. CSM 08 will NEVER, NEVER come back. It was over yesterday.

The immediate effect? You feel shuang for taking out our performance. Like a dog that found its way into a rubbish dump belonging to KFC. But what are the effects that will last? 36 of us. A dream unfulfilled. So near yet so far? Get to perform next year? Spare a thought for the Part Cs this year. That's it. No more CSM performance for you. The only, only mean of performing for NYGH and HCJC and even HCIS, is gone. Just by one word- No.

And here's for you dog.

Similarly you might think taking out 7 minutes is a small action. Saying No is easy. Like Say No to Dogs Steriods like that. But I tell you, your small action will have a lasting effect I am telling you. It's a one-off for you. Say No, next year say No, the year after say No.

But Cheng Gou, I am quoting you here.

Question your own intention. Say no once, never mind. Say no twice, never mind. What's the scariest thing? The scariest thing is when it becomes a habit. Your habit will become your character, and soon, people will be hating you for doing that. Congratulations. Your little action of saying No will make you lose the already limited respect you have.

I am telling you now, since a long time ago people have been hating you. You have not done anything good to upgrade your portfolio. Now, you are going to be hated by thousands, and the next generation of HCI, another thousand, and so on and so forth. You will have the title of having the priviledge to teach in a world class institution, but can only do so at such a shamefully low class level. Just by barking the word -No

That- shall be your title till all your 4 legs are in your coffin.

狗改不了吃屎
我们就来让你尝一尝
一失足成千古恨的滋味

2008-04-30T21:16:00.007+08:00

We, the members of the National Cadet Corps and youth of the Republic of Singapore, do hereby pledge to be loyal to the Republic and the Corps and to maintain a high standard of discipline and performance so that we may better serve our country.

CSM 08 is the day I have the worst impression of my school. The very very worst impression and I cannot believe it. First of all, we were taken out of the CSM performance by our very own teacher-in-charge from the PE department. Our very own TIC. The one we greet "Sir" every time we see him. Who the hell is he compared to Eddie Lau who promised the whole AC performance team a treat? Everyday only know how to stand there and catch people with ankle socks, see track people then "arh yes you may go."

In the morning I was going to hand my Physics File to TanCG. I was wearing my uniform. Walked past a couple of people "Yang Cheng when is NCC performance?" and what could I say? "Oh, it was cancelled". Then put up a matter of fact face. Just nice, I watched the Band performance (Big fish in a small tank, according to Dog. Big dog in a small kennel). Desmond came over "Do you hate the band for taking over your performance?" I was like "No la, not their fault. They are indeed not bad. Just, Cheng Gou like that to us."

I was almost crying when I walked back to my duty spot.

Take out our performance nevermind. Put us in charge of saikang. Wonderful wonderful. I don't know why our school's communication is so bad. JC and High School PE-department got different set of instructions somemore. Then leave us to clear the mess they made. Nevermind.

Then got HC people come out, we tell them need EZ Link, then they kao pei kao pei. YOU ALL THINK WE WANT TO DO THIS SHIT IS IT? Stand down there in your number 4 from Singapore Armed Forces collecting EZ Link Cards. Bloody hell. SAF members wear the VERY SAME UNIFORM to FIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY. Yet in our school we are controlled by some PRCs to collect EZ Link cards.

Collect, never mind. Crowd control right?

Let me ask. If CSM is really so so so damn interesting, will people from NYGH, HCI, HCIS, HCJC alike all try to zao out from the terraces? Then try all the means of getting into the school to loiter. We camp at every single exit- you think we want arh? You think we don't want to loiter around the school talk cock issit? You think we love to stand at one sport then ask people nicely "Hi has your EZ Link card been collected?" then just nice ask someone with PMS. "MY EZ LINK IS LIKE, LOST!"

Lost your mother.

If you want to organise a CSM that nobody wants to watch and everyone wants to shamelessly escape, run around laugh laugh laugh trying to evade us, then please la, I'd rather you all not do that at the expense of HCINCC.

It was a total disgrace. What kind of system is this? JC side and PE teachers different instructions somemore, one tell us to just push everyone back to terraces(which is like damn fei because people want to come out means they dont want stay at terraces right? Deprieve them of the rights to enjoy themselves during CSM), then another tell us, collect EZ Link card then can let them go.

Arh, some people best, early early give us EZ card which effectively root us to one spot in case they come find us, then after that don't want come back and find us. In the end we wait for them.

HCI people were a DISGRACE today. Talk about producing world class elites, I bet half of them will end up doing nothing everyday call 95.8fm 有话自己说 participate in some cockster forum try to earn OP. "Cynical, sarcastic, apathetic, skeptical, contemptuous, indifferent… You name it, we have it.." Still got a lot more. Despo, kao pei, nothing better to do cocksters.

In the end, "you all are dismissed."

Faster, sprint back to Salt Centre, they waiting there for you. Sprint lor. Then out of nowhere someone shouted "NCC SUCKS!"

NCC SUCK LA. YAR WE SUCK. WE SUCK OKAY. SO MANY MARSHALLING YOU GO DO LA. YOU THINK WE LIKE TO WASTE FRIDAY TRAINING DIRECTING CARS ON A ONE WAY ROAD ISSIT? YOU THINK WE DON'T WANT TO TRAIN TOGETHER. YOU THINK WE'D RATHER STAND UNDER THE SUN IN SUCH AN ARMY UNIFORM COLLECTING EZ LINK CARDS THAN STAND ON THE FIELD PERFORMING TO THOUSANDS? YARH. WE SERVE TOO MUCH FOR YOU ALL ALREADY. TURN AROUND COME AND KAO PEI RIGHT. TYPICAL HWACHONG PEOPLE. TAKE EVERY SINGLE SHIT FOR GRANTED. GOT NICE NICE TABLES, WHAT YOU ALL DO? VANDALIZE. GOT NICE NICE CLASSROOM, WHAT YOU ALL DO? SAY THIS ONE VERY SMALL, NO AIR CON. GOT NICE NICE TEACHERS WHAT YOU ALL DO? KAO PEI KAO PEI EXTENSION HERE EXTENSION THERE. WHAT KIND OF 饮水思源 IS THIS.

NOT SAYING WE ARE SOME BIG SHOT BUT WHAT THE HELL. YOU THINK WE WANT ARH? YOU THINK WE WANT TO RESTRICT YOU ALL TO TERRACES? YAR, WE LIKE. WE WANT TO SEE YOU ALL SUFFER, FORCE YOU ALL TO WATCH THE SAME PEOPLE RUN THE SAME TRACK. YAR WE LIKE. WE LIKE TO PISS PEOPLE OFF. WE ENJOY PEOPLE SHOUTING AT US WHEN WE DONT WANT THEM TO GET INTO TROUBLE WITH TEACHER. YES. WE WANT. OUR PASSION.

WANT TO GET AN INSIGHT TO NCC LIFE? YES, WE ARE PERFECTLY HAPPY AND BONDED. THEN WHAT HAPPENS, GOT TEACHER JEALOUS. ALL THE PEOPLE THEY WANT IN TRACK, IN GYM, IN CROSS, ALL COME AND JOIN NCC AND DONT WANT TO LEAVE. THEN COME KAO PEI US LOR. LAST YEAR CSM, 30 SECONDS ALSO WANT TO TAKE OUT OF OUR PERFORMANCE. FAILED TO MAKE US FALL. THIS YEAR STRAIGHTAWAY REJECT.

SOMETIMES BETTER. FALL IN ALR SOME RANDOM TEACHER COME

YOU ALL NCC RIGHT?
YAR
EH COME HELP ME CARRY SOME THINGS

YAR WE ARE YOUR MARIA. YOU WANT MAIDS GO TO BUKIT TIMAH PLAZA OKAY. THERE GOT BUDGET MAID AND RAYMOND MAIDS. YOU WANT WHAT MAID INDIAN PHILLIPINES INDONESIANS THAILAND BIG SMALL SHORT TALL BLACK WHITE PRETTY UGLY SEXY DISGUSTING THERE ALL HAVE. WANT TO GET NCC. NEVER MIND, WE HELP. WE HELP.

NCC, YOU ARE ALLOCATED TO DO CROWD CONTROL DUTY ON CSM. DID WE REPLY "NA*** TAKE US OUT OF PERFORMANCE STILL WANT US TO SAIKANG"? NO. BECAUSE WE BELIEVE THAT THE SCHOOL HELPED US A LOT, SO WE MUST REPAY THE SCHOOL. REPAY LA, END UP YOUR CCA KENA DESPISED AND OSTRACIZE.

And this was even more obvious when we were doing the same duty alongside NY Guilds and NPCC. I think really we should get some of them to teach our students.

There were 2 NYNPCC doing their duty right beside us. Then another 2 came along and were like "eh we are allowed to go already leh". Then the 2 who were there initially went "but like that the HCNC people have to do. They have been here since early in the morning leh." I hear already feel super appreciated can.

Why the hell does the school we serve for the past 3287134 years not recognise us, think we are some haolian shit everyday only know how to spin rifle to techno music everyday shout for nuts pump for nuts think they NS men, while those NYNPCC people who have only been there for like 2 hours can see "eh those NCC people stone very long already, just help luh since we got nothing to do".

I don't understand why.

In conclusion, I would like to say that HCINCC is really very shortchanged. We do things that the school wants us to do, and when the school admin cocks up, we suffer the consequences. People who are pissed just come kaopei those people in NCC uniform, say they don't let us pass, nabei people want to slack on CSM also cannot. Deprive us of our glory nevermind, want us to clear their asses after they shit. Then immature students will kaopei us for not clearing up the shit cleanly enough. Yar. I help you Kirei Kirei want or not. Clean Clean

HCINCC might still be despised by many after this. I hope those who read this can understand and hopefully pass the message on.

No offence Yijing. But CSM 08 was the worst thing that ever happened

2008-04-29T21:10:00.005+08:00

Hello all.

Tomorrow will be the first time in 3 or 4 years there is no PDS performance in CSM. Still smoldering a bit over the cancellation of the performance. It is sad that our own Sir puts up a prevarication. It's a BLATANT PREVARICATION): Because of him people like Yijing now so emo, at the butt of criticism from some people who don't know the truth. So sad.

The fact is Yijing (or the councillor you all are blaming) is NOT the reason why the performance is cancelled. Instead, he is the reason why there is even a CSM in the first place. He is not involved in our performance, but he has been to meetings and hence more or less confirm with us should be have if PE teachers allow. Sad to say the latter did not make use of the SMB, or IVLE, or CSE online, or PSB, or hci.edu.sg to inform us that he rejected our performance until the very week of CSM itself. So too bad, dont blame Yijing.

Tomorrow, we transform. Like transformers robots in disguise.

From Number 3:

To number 4 with badges:

I still like my number 4 best. Some of us got so many badges. If you ask me, which badge is most important, I will ~~answer base on the context, e.g. if it's yongle ask me I will say "Oh, it's the silver wings upon my chest"~~ say the Cap Badge.

Think about it: AI is so devalued. People graduate with 60 plus points, we graduate with 90/80 plus points, we wear the same badge. Course badges all the talk cock school also can get, just spam their nominal roll. Silver wings, all the air units get to go to RSAF audi and sleep. Cadet Proficiency, all the other school record scores based on their own standards, in the end whole company so proficient. NAPFA Gold is aiya, all along supposed to get one, NCC leh. Total defence I also not sure wear for what. Marksman is shoot target. Where got someone so stupid on the warfront expose their chest and head never take note of CSSSSM and stun there somemore for you to shoot.

But CapBadge. Wonder why you pump 50 each time you drop your beret? It's because the capbadge is blessed. Without it, you are not allowed to go solonite in HCI you know? Without it, your beret seasoned until like Mac Book Air also no use. Your capbadge! Got statecrest! I mean how often you get to wear a badge with a STATECREST. When inflation rates continue to increase you will start doing more and more for each time you drop your beret.

Talking about Mac Book Air

This MacBook Air belongs to Mr Galvin Sng. Ignore the hands ~~caressing~~ ~~molesting it~~. It's so thin you'd think it has anorexia nervosa.

Okay how did I digress until anorexia nervosa?

I was talking about BADGES!

Badges > Anorexia Damn no link.

Okay that's about it.

I think today 174 is funny. I woke up late today (like 6am?) and went to take 174. In the end I realised all the people who wake up and camp at the bus stop at 5.45am normally ~~such as Hairy Bastard, want to bioh zarboh~~ were still waiting for the bus. Means I sleep until 6 very worth it. Haha. In the end they send out the 2 handicapped design 174 which no handicapped people take.

Then I go home that time, also got 2 174s operating together. Though I think one of them knocked down someone at the interchange. Ambulance came and stuff. I was busy watching Maggie and Me on TV. Fiona Xie ^^

Okay. 80's rewind also damn funny. But I got a bit off it since some teacher said she enjoy the show very much. I cannot stand enjoying the same show as a #$@#@#$ #@%@#!@#$^ @#%$!#@%^

~~Monday, Tuesday, CSM~~
Monday, Tuesday, Saikang.

HCINCC. We saikang so much for the school, but we are treated like that. So what? We feel proud to be in HCINCC. Even if HCINCC don't even have such a thing called PDS, I will still feel damn happy to be in it. HCINCC must be together you know. We feel proud to be in HCI, then not counted. We feel proud to be in NCC, also not counted. But we feel proud to be in HCINCC, then is counted. It's like 1 + 1 = 3 for some reason. I think this part only people from hcincc can feel it.

Haha.

Somehow I am quite happy with saikanging.

Though it cant make up for a performance luh.

Yeah. Don't be sad.

Everyone CHEER UP! Tomorrow and Thursday is HOLIDAY! *unless you are a reader who is neither from NY nor HC, then a bit sad. haha.*

Bye bye.

2008-04-28T21:32:00.003+08:00

Hi all.

For all those who have been waiting 365 days for CSM 2008 performance by HCINCC PDS, sorry to tell you all, the performance is most likely cancelled. For those who despise HCINCC PDS, congratulations, and I hope deprivation can only bring about appreciation. Instead of yelling your heads off at HSC or Tan, we should really look at ourselves. Did we do enough just by preparing the performance? Are we taking things for granted too much?

Today, after talking to some cadets, and listening to certain cadets talk, I think yes, we are taking things for granted.

The fact that this arose out of our own carelessness makes the truth harder to accept.

So yeah, treat it as a lesson learnt. Sgt Jun An said on the day Tiet Ho fell down while preparing for the 3 legged race (which we eventually broke the Singapore Record of fastest 3 legged race), that others might not see the effort we put in, others might laugh and jeer at us, but within us, we know that we have done our best, then its good enough.

Senior Kah Loke once said, some dogs are barking, trying to disrupt HCINCC. But we will show that HCINCC will never fall. We eventually went on to become COE for PDS. HCINCC will NEVER FALL. Sometimes external factors caused us to lose many opportunities. We cannot blame anyone but our fate. To have such CCA Masters. But it is not our fault, and we will not succumb to it.

Meanwhile, I hope we can all get over this setback. We still have RSAF, SYF and this Saturday's Open house. Just don't take for granted you will be in the performance. Think- those who missed last year CSM, working so hard for this year's, only to know it's been cancelled. Think- the NCOs who cheorographed the performances, getting sunburnt to get the formations ready, only to know it's been cancelled.

Focus.

Control.

2008-04-27T21:29:00.007+08:00

Hi all.

I suggest that before you all read this entry, please go to HERE or else there will be a lot of things that you cannot understand in this entry. Read the latest entry of his wonderful website please I beg.

I predict that by 2009, we will turn into some mentally useless haggards crawling around the world at the rate we are going [once again, for more fascinating facts, please go to http://www.sensualred.blogspot.com/, a fascinating website for little chewrens who are aspiring to become independent learners of the future].

Everything below was done over a short time and hence it might appear very cheapskate. But I assure you I put in my efforts.

I would like to congratulate people who got sunburnt after last Saturday's training.

Better pray for this kind of whether during CSM 08. Or else we have to stay until 5pm in the evening. Then some people will do indecent things during the morning. For example scold vulgarities. If you were thinking otherwise,

You are not the only one.

Yeah.

Basically I spent the day mugging Mathematics, Physics, Social Studies and also Economics. Now I am feeling very shag and I aim to complete this entry by 10.15pm. Then I will go to sleep.

Anyways DID YOU KNOW?

That this slide was repeated twice?

DID YOU KNOW?

That "repeated twice" means it appeared 4 times?

DID YOU KNOW?

That the slide only repeated twice?

DID YOU? CSI: Miami.

Okay things to look forward to this week:

CSM 2008 Performance [You all must look forward to it also]
Open House 2008 [Wah Yujie and Ken Tong]

Did you know, Kenneth Tong sleeps 5 hours more than the average human being each day? Did you know, he don't know he is sleeping? Did you know, he don't know that the whole class knows he's sleeping?

But, he's very serious when he comes to work. His guiding principal: Work hard, sleep hard. 休息是为了走更长远的路. So he will rest and walk the longer and further road. Then he very pro. Will 成佛. The guy who 成佛，forgot what's his name, had Anorexia Nervosa. He one month eat one pill. Then 成佛.

DID YOU KNOW?

No you don't.

Credits:
Jing Kai

2008-04-26T22:50:00.004+08:00

Hi.

It has been a long week. I am sad to conclude that in this week, I've lost about 20 hours of sleep due to mugging, doing homework and waiting for the Electronic Message Board to load. Hence, I need to sleep 60 days to get back the energy. Or else I cannot function normally and it will affect the results. Then you have to write down this under the "Comment" section to score high for your SPA.

Next week, I have social studies, economics, physics and mathematics test in 3 days. Yay. Then Wednesday is CSM. Thursday is Labour Day. Which is a day meant for hard labour. If you don't get what I mean.

Teacher: You all got holiday right?
Student: Yes, but...
Teacher: Okay, so you all do this this this

So we go home and do this this this

Come back,

Teacher: How was your holiday?
Student: No good.
Teacher: NONSENSE

Well. Nothing to say.

Anyways, today was taking the 174 back home. I felt damn sad for it even though it only has a pathetic 29 seats. It's a large bus meant for handicap people but until now I've never seen any handicap people board it luh seriously. But never mind out of the point. This bus might have the most retarded design but I feel there are more retarded people who do retarded stuff:

Click to enlarge

Don't know what to say.

I am very tired. Today we climbed Bukit Timah Hill. Its summit is 163m. Mr Chua said for Gunung Tahan you have to climb Bukit Timah Hill 20 more times. In terms of distance only. Steepness of slopes not counted in.

Nice.

Okay I shall take anti-malaria pills starting from next monday. So exciting. Someone asked Mr Chua what's the insurance payout if someone dies.

Okay I go off already.

Bye bye.

Edit:

Here's what's on Yujie's blog

"now let me add some educational values on my blog.
i shall post a maths question here.
those who know how solve go tag the final answer at my tagboard.
1st guy with right answer or closest answer wins.
1 answer per person
no people reply means i win.
duration is until my next post.

QUESTION ONE
State the quantity of the objects i own:
- Pillow
- Boaster
- Blanket
- Mattress"

Of course, the only thing that can vary is pillow and "boaster". Blanket and mattress you need so many for what? So I answered.

yangcheng: this one sure correct. ans: 2, 1, 1, 1

YJ: lol. YC win the quiz. the only one that gave answer. anyway its also 2,1,1,1

Thank you. Thank you.

2008-04-24T19:32:00.002+08:00

I told them I was file sharing.
But they said, this is not file sharing.
It's STEALING!

Okay. Random.

Today marked a historical moment.

I was dismissed at 2pm! Yay! 2pm straightaway can go home sleep already. Of course I went home to prepare my uniform and homework luh. But 2pm. Okay we shall not disclose too much info. Or else very bad. You will be my bad boy. Haiya. Random again. Never mind.

By the way I have "Cry Me a River" techno version o.0

Okay, basically today I went to school. I slept on the bus. I slept a bit during CSC unfortunately. During IHE, Mr Ng was not here. So I spent some time reading. Don't believe me? Ask Sean. We were reading together. Model students. Then IHC did some hardcore note taking. Got IHC and IHE tests are next Monday. Then Tuesday got Physics test. Just before CSM we are spammed with tests. This is surely a sign of good things to come =)

We had a recess of only 20 minutes, because we were released 20 minutes late. Why? Because IHC teacher say, you must show me the notes you have taken, then you can take back your assignment, then you can go for break. Then I queueing up, got clever people cut cut cut cut MS SIM MS SIM MS SIM MS SIM! Like little kids vying for attention like that. So shameful.

After recess, we went for double English. Skip.

Then we had Chinese Test! Okay, I think I got 3/5 for the 绝句 thing and perhaps full marks for the chengyu. As for the zhonghetiankong I shall let nature's take its course. Which reminds me of a new student amazed at his own linguistic skills:

Him: Teacher I need to asnwer a call
Teacher: Huh? Who's call?
Him: Nature's call

We stunned at how low class the joke was.

After double Chinese, I was on my way to canteen before I remembered I had another 2 periods of Biology =X I must say Biology was good because we received 3 thick stacks of notes. They give me a sense of security ~~not surprising if your term's Biology lab lesson have been filled with people talking cock and flirting with the teacher~~. Yay.

Then I went to hand in camp form and money.

Then I went HOME!

10 May - 17 May I'm going to Gunung Tahan. I might

1) Fall down and injure myself badly
2) Get separated from the troop
3) Get Malaria
4) Die of exhaustion

The above are 危言耸听 de words
I will 卧薪尝胆
The camp hopefully will be 一帆风顺

If I going to fall off the cliff, I will be a 悬崖勒马 literally and turn back. If I won't get Malaria because I already 未雨绸缪, taking anti-Malaria pills. I won't die of exhaustion because I get physical training from NCC, so I will 胸有成竹 go for the camp. Well if I get separated from the troop, I will smell for the chicken they cook for dinner and uh, 闻鸡起舞.

So exciting.

Tomorrow IFC Trainfire test. Everyone jia you. Then Saturday got Gunung Tahan PT, then after CSM got another session. And saturday got CSM rehearsal. Everything will be confirmed. Everyone pray it doesn't rain plox.

That's it. Do English ACE now.

Bye bye.

2008-04-22T21:08:00.003+08:00

This is a vow.

I will blog until at most 9.30pm. Then I will switch off the computer and start mugging. Because I realised mugging is important, as ignorance will only blind you from what that can break you. That is a line made up by myself. Never search google one. So believe me. What I say is true.

Unit victory over personal glory

Must remember. The bitterest tears shed are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. Sometimes under certain circumstances, it is not up to you what is left unsaid, and what is left undone. You regret, but there is no point. You couldn't have done anything. Sometimes things are better left unsaid. If you don't know what I am talking about, never mind, because if I openly say what I am talking about that will be called flaming and defaming and e-verbal bullying (live the modern life, bully the modern way).

I am very happy today because I ran 8.8km with my platoon mates. However I am very angry and sad and guilty because of things I'd rather not disclose (don't worry I didn't cause any unplanned pregnancy, unlike someone else is prone to do so. Shameless). I would like to thank you all for your listening ears, and be grateful for your listening ears because some people have ears that cannot listen, and some people have no ears.

Or some people have ears but CHOOSE NOT TO listen.

I think I made another effective punchline.

Does anyone want to employ me to be advertiser?

No. I will turn down the offer. I want to find out a problem people have been living with and come up with something that can solve this problem together with a group of people. Therefore there is already an existing market that says "I need this product, produce it pretty please?" instead of me advertising and telling them "I have this product, buy it pretty please?"

Now it's time for random things:

1) Darren Lum created a racist joke.
2) Darren Choo looks nicer with braces.
3) Yujie dont look nice
4) But his blog picture looks much nicer now.

That's it.

It's 9.25pm. 5 more minutes till I "Deep-dive" into mugging spree. I am laughing at Darren's joke. But very mean leh wah lao.

Okay bye bye

2008-04-21T23:20:00.002+08:00

Hi all.

Sorry for not updating. Nowadays kept very busy with NCC PDS (CSM 08, 9 more days =D) and also studies. In case you guys don't know, even though we don't have mid years, teachers can choose to shuang shuang then give test.

Okay, your test on Week 7.
Sorry, Week 7 I going on course, it will be brought forward to Week 6. So I cannot finish this chapter. So I wont test this chapter.
Okay I week 7 can already.
How about Week 8, since Week 7 is so crammed.

Something along that line.

Sometimes good, sometimes bad luh.

Just now had Chemistry test. Very very screwed. Tomorrow have Chinese test, also last week just informed only. Never mind luh tomorrow is comprehension and summary. Mug and no mug also same.

In fact I just mugged about 2 hours of physics and I am proud of my achievement ~~all thanks to PTI~~. It's 11.26am now, I am very tired. So I shall go sleep. According to Sgt Jun An, for every hour of sleep that you miss, you will need to sleep 3 days to get it back. My gawd. I think I will be sleeping the rest of my life to get it back.

But still cannot compare to Li Ki this kind of mugger okay. Mug until 3am then so clever and debate so pro attract zarboh.

By the way I noticed the number of tags dwindling. Please make your prescence be known by tagging. I think the previous sentence got phrasing error. But come on the whole post got phrasing error.

I shall go and sleep.

Bye bye.

2008-04-17T18:21:00.004+08:00

Let's move on to something more light hearted.

Today I went blog hopping, because I reached home quite early with no homework to hand in tomorrow. Then I realised, some of us 不约而同, the blog titles are the same. Haha, very cool.

Click to enlarge plox

Btw I made this blogskin. The signs on the teletubbies' heads(the one with brains) attracted much attention and discussion.

Well unfortunately I had to chance upon Yujie's blog.

Tay Yujie, if you go to his tagboard, you can see my tags. "Yang cheng: still haven update" like 3 or 4 or 5 6 7 8 times like that as if it's MSN sending out auto message. Then this guy will "wait until my site meter hit 1200" then set quota set set set. Then nevermind, at least his blog quite funny ~~especially the part about he go Endau Rompin then kena leech suck the blood somewhere near his balls and stained his undergarments~~

A few days ago I went, I saw this:

I was like "OMGWTH WHATS WRONG WITH YOU YUJIE?" because previously he had a blogskin that featured quite a ___________. My exact words were rather uh, dramatic because my eyes bled like happy tree friends.

It went a little something like this:

yangcheng: NA*** MY EYES HURTS WHO THE **** IS THAT BUNNY UP THERE DAMN FUGLY

But then again, I self censored to bring out the effect of the shock I suffered. I almost snorted milk out of my nose.

Then I found out that this bunny up there is called Erika ~~toad~~ Toda who acted in Deathnote if I am not wrong. So I went to YAHOO! Search engine and keyed in "Erika Toda". Then come out a lot of peektures.

Got pretty pretty pictures like that, he don't want put.

Want to put bunny picture.

Haiz.

Anyway, thanks to SMOPS, tomorrow we will be missing half the training =.= In fact we might be missing more the half the training =.= =.= Then miss drill session. If I miss the drill session I will cry.

Yujie is also super pissed because ~~he is unable to go to SC carnival due to SMOPS~~. Well I can only say you don't use your anger to generate revenge and turn into some sort of paedophile =)

That's it already.

Edit:

Random:

CSM 07 + 08
= Heaven + Drive Me Crazy
= Baby you're all that I want and you're gonna drive me crazy when you're lying here in my arms stay by my side.

2008-04-16T21:42:00.007+08:00

HCINCC PDS is known for our basic drills, co-ordination, sharpness, precision. Yes, we can do triple jumbo, triple AXP, rising sun, helicopter, but other schools can also do that. In fact, other schools can do better than us.

But few, if not none, can achieve the level of co-ordination and precision attained by our seniors, and us.

While we learn new advanced drills, always keep in mind- the higher you go, the harder you fall- if you don't have a good foundation. And it is also logical that you will not get to do your advanced drills if your basic drills are not there yet. So choose between these two.

Make a wise choice.

All the best for CSM 08.

2008-04-15T19:08:00.003+08:00

Hey.

First things first.

Happy Birthday to GORDON GOH

Name: Gordon Goh
Affiliates:
3-H1, CSE Research Module, CSE Class of 2009, CSE Current Affairs, English (L3), 高级华文 (L3), Chemistry (G2), Biology (G2), Physics (G2), Mathematics (M1), Geography (H1), History (H1), Literature (H1), 中国通识 (H1), CSE ProEd, 3H1
[cse.hci.edu.sg]

Gordon Goh is an all rounded overall outstanding student. As a student, he does well in his academics and got a MSG of 1.something last year, like me. And he got into Humanities Programme, one of the most prestigious programmes in our school. Besides that, he portrays the spirit of 饮水思源 by giving back to his school. Being the vice-chairman of the ProEd council has allowed him countless opportunities to prove himself, and he always makes the best out of them.

Most importantly, his resourcefulness, quick thinking, commitment etc, all contributed to his role played in HCINCC. As such, he is regarded as a role model in NCC, and he lives up to the hype. ~~Like Me~~

Thank you.

Did you know?

That Gordon's chinese name is Geng Ming?
That Gordon is a marksman ~~like me~~?

* * *

Today had 2.4km test. Was quite disappointed at my results. 10 minutes 40 seconds. Well technically it is enough to get an A for NAPFA, but 10 minutes 40 seconds is really very slow for my standards. Like almost everyone is hitting sub ten minutes already. From now on I shall start training super hard and hopefully hit sub 9 minutes by perhaps July.

Going for retest next Tuesday for 5 stations. Really want to get full marks for NAPFA. Even better, get full marks for NAPFA even in the 18 year-old criteria. We all know that the system is screwed, but we should not be bounded by this screwed thing. Lol. To all NCC people, let's get Gold for NAPFA and stop the Corp from falling behind other UGs any further. Soccer anytime can play, but NAPFA only once in a lifetime. Sacrifice that soccer match for full marks Gold. jia you.

Nothing much happened. I think I mananged to earn quite a lot of OP today in Chinese and Physics. I tell you it pays to be one of the only few people paying attention in class. Those SIMPLEST questions you also can answer. Then get OP. Hahaha. Evil tricky dicky right? Haha.

And I also earned one Math ACE by managing to solve the cube within 1 minute and 44 seconds. Okay darn slow but I don't care okay. Sub 2 minutes can get one ACE point, worth it la. Haha. So I go lor. Eat eat eat, then heard from Izumi got competition, just chiong there, solve, come back eat. Haha.

After school, went to run 4.4km. One round cardio, two rounds jog, last round meng. Run until super shag the last round. Really SPRINT! The first two rounds the weather was like shit. Long time never sweat so much already.

That about conludes my day.

The End.

Bai bai.

some things are better left unsaid

2008-04-14T20:09:00.003+08:00

During IHC lesson

Vivien Sim: When you do compare and contrast questions, you need to find a COMMON BASIS OF COMPARISON. You understand? Like for example, you cannot say Boy A is 1.67m tall, and Boy B plays basketball, hence they are different. Understand?

Us: Yes.

Vivien Sim: But, you can say Boy A plays softball, while Boy B plays basketball. Can anyone tell me what is the common basis of comparison?

Arnold Hu: Balls!

Lol.

2008-04-13T00:22:00.002+08:00

Hi all. Look at the time =X

In the past 6 months, I've been to 3 camps, 2 of which are outdoor camps. Number 1 is of course the Sec 1 Camp, which was quite fun. Secondly was OBS at Pulau Ubin. That one was quite rugged yeah. I enjoyed both camps very much and from these two camps I realised I have a passion for outdoor adventures.

Hence I signed up for this camp together with

Joash
Yu Jie
Bert
Kenji
ZhiHao
Kah How
Jit Woon
Jia Han
Jing Yao
Daniel Choong
Darren
Jordy

and also Jian Yang.

It's called Gunung Tahan Camp.

Gunung = Mountain
Tahan = Endure

I like =)

It's from 10 May to 17 May. When I complete this course, it will be the first mountain I ever conquer in my life at the age of 14. I shudder when I think about it. Gunung Tahan is 2187m above sea level. Some people at 14 have problems running 2187m on flat ground; we are conquering 2187m in HEIGHT.

Gunung Tahan is twice as high as Mt Ophir. Gunung Tahan is considered by many as the toughest trek in Southeast Asia.

I feel god damned excited.

I went to Yahoo, Google etc to look up on Gunung Tahan. I realised all the people who have actually climbed up this mountain are much much older than us 14-year-olds. Seriously, super cool.

Climbers without adequate physical fitness or training are not advised to attempt Gunung Tahan. I like the risk involved.

Gunung Tahan. I shall tahan.

2008-04-11T21:58:00.005+08:00

Hi.

Today has been a very emotionally painful day.

Thanks Valerie.

See. So painful I can come up with an emo quote.

"The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone." -Yang Cheng.

First of all, Math test. Last night I spent whole evening and night studying quadratic function, variation, trigo, sine cosine tangent all the bloody stuff until like very late. Damn tired can, I still forcing the info into my head. Like forcing buns into a Bunsen burner liddat.

Then today test, wah lao, study and study no difference one. Sure die already. The good thing is everyone also die, the bad thing is I will die worse for some reason that I wont say (and hopefully I wont shed the bitterest tears over graves for the words left unsaid).

Teacher: You may begin

Look at question one, stun, nevermind, skip
Look at question two, stun, nevermind, skip
Shit page two already.
Question two, start solving. Stuck. Die alr.
Question 3, skip.
Question 4, try to solve,take 10 minutes. Bloody hell.

And on and on. Only 5 questions leh.

Then we had 4 painful periods (pun not intended) of English lessons. 4 periods. Can imagine or not, we sit there until ass pain can? Libertarianism, Utilitarianism, Social Contract, Social Democracy, Communism, how to write thesis statement, weekend assignments = write an expository essay.

Finally, traning!

Damn happy, run to bunk.

Jordy: Eh Yang Cheng, today got GSK test
Me: o.0 stun OMG? Who say one?
Jordy: Gordon
Me: He cock one la
Jordy: MSG tell him one
Me: Shit

Never mind, GSK test still okay, not that bad luh. Just a bit sad some people play computer games so much, so much time to study don't want to study, while others who have a lot to study really need to squeeze time out will go and mug the GSK documents. Very painful.

I laughed at my own diagrams.
They are entertaining to a large extent.

After GSK Test was PT Test.

Okay my standards dropped very badly. Okay perhaps only just for running. Like seriously I was damn pissed at myself. Run until damn shag already but still so slow like some slacker like that.

In the end:
Pull ups: 10[PASSED]
Push ups: 140 in 4 minutes[PASSED]
2.4 run: 11 minutes [PASSED]

Again we can make use of this picture.

See the girl emo, run away from the weighing scale cos she thinks she is very heavy AKA fat. I must say her kitchen is rather run down. But the point is, eating is good! Just don't eat too much unhealthy stuff, for example KAP. Eat healthy stuff, like Cereal and Yogurt XD

After PT Test I think I drank too much water or something. Then diaphragm area there super pain. Damn damn pain the whole debrief I ren until ... We did some freestyle drills. Very fun.

Ate at poolside.

Went home.

At home. Tired. Want to sleep.

Sleep.

P.S.

Daniel Choong, at the sight of HCJC Netball girls training, said "Arh thats my fan club". Argh, cannot stand him. Damn funny lol.

2008-04-10T20:49:00.006+08:00

Hello all.

Today I went to Nanyang for SAP Seminar. I am now used to anyone speaking with a China accent. I only use 华语 to 沟通 so please talk to me in 华语. It is also suggested that you start SMSing in Chinese.

Let's take a random message.

"Lol, this is super funny :D"

Then you SMS in Chinese

"大声地笑！此事故超级好笑"

Then cannot smiley face cause cannot type D

Okay prior to this I was studying my Mathematics. I am thinking of stopping already and going to sleep right after this. But I have to prepare my Number 4 uniform. I shall sleep at 10pm today by hook or by crook.

Math Test
PT Test

Both must pass with frying corours.

My Marksman badge is not staying still. Need to go and adjust. Super tired. Bye bye everyone I shall go and 埋头苦干.

See ya.

2008-04-09T21:56:00.002+08:00

Hi all.

My room's stuffy like hell because the fan has broken down. Then I cannot open the window or else my cats will jump into the room and start to damage every single thing in the room.

Yesterday had NAPFA 5 stations. Okay on Sunday I decided to do a bit of sit ups because it has been a while since I last did. Hence I PIA-ed and did like 51 in 30 seconds. Then freaking happy.

Monday wake up, my abs aching like shit.

Monday before going to sleep I apply counter pain like 3 or 4 layers can. Apply, then wah damn hot, then after a while apply somemore. Tuesday wake up still the abs aching. Tuesday is NAPFA.

First station- Sit Ups. Yay...

But okay luh, managed to get 24 out of the available 25 because I am 14 years old. So the rubrics not as hiong as 15 years old.

SBJ- 2.18m- B(Bloody Hell)
Sit & Reach- 47cm- A
Shuttle Run- 10.1 sec- A
Inclined Pull Ups- 28- A
Sit ups- 45- A

Yeah the shuttle run super lucky, like o.1 second slower then I get B already. Actually also not bad. If this results use for 15 years old I can get C, A, A, -, A respectively. I believe. Pull ups I did today, 15. Deprove like shit. But can get A also. Just the 2.4km maybe off form cannot hit.

After school went to Keng Yip condo to play pool. Haha play until freaking high. In the end got tournament me VS Keng Yip and Julian VS SEan, then winner VS each other. So I beat Keng Yip but lost to Julian because I pocketed the black ball in the wrong hole bloody hell!

That day i stayed overnight at Bing Lin's house as we had a CSE discussion for CSE Camp until very late. So yeah, stayed overnight at his house, the next day, which is today, went to school together.

Nothing much luh today. Sleeping through most of the day. After school had PDS training, rifle PT 16, 14, 10. Everything still can until last exercise. You laugh and do rifle PT is damn jialat I tell you. AI course also like that. Use HQ rifle do rifle PT the Instructors make you laugh.

Pull ups, did 15. Deprove like mad shit. Somemore the last one is pull up already slipped off from the bar, so technically is 14.5 only. Maybe is rifle PT affect a bit luh but shouldn't affect by like 4 pull ups.

Need to focus more on arm strength already.

Thats about it. Tomorrow whole day at NYGH for this SAP seminar. Yay, skip one whole day of lesson. Damn happy.

But friday got Math Test and PT Test.

Jia you everyone.

I go off liao

Bye bye.

2008-04-07T21:12:00.002+08:00

Very painful to know this is over.

To watch Affirmation Ceremony 08 PREVIEW,
Click here

To watch Affirmation Ceremony 08 MAIN PERFORMANCE,
Click here

It was good while it lasted.
Now it's time to move on =)

2 more months till the end.
Cherish.

2008-04-05T22:44:00.005+08:00

Event: Affirmation Ceremony 2008

Date: 5th April 2008
Venue: Singapore Indoor Stadium

Don't cry because it's over
Smile because it happened.

A picture speaks a thousand words
A thousand pictures, well,
I am at a loss of word.

The effort we put in

Focus not on the faces
HCINCC Part C 08 Performers

Jing Kai and I
Freestyle Competition 1st Runner Up

Gang of JK:
Ng Jing Kai
Tong Jing Kai
Lum Jian Kun

Tong and I

Choong and I

Impress

Wear these with pride

HCINCC
Where I always belong

Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end?

All the effort put in
Especially by the 2 chereographers cum performers
SSG Aaron & SSG Weilong
Seriously,
We cannot thank you guys enough

Up next:
HCI-NYGH CSM 2008- 30 April 2008

HCINCC COE PDS
Fight
For our glory,
For our victory,
For a spirit never known before.

2008-04-04T23:34:00.004+08:00

05.04.2008

Affirmation Ceremony
Chance to shine
Excellence
Sharp
Precise
Co-ordinated
Zai
Exciting
Advanced
Impressive
Incredible
Synchronicity at its best

Hwa Chong Institution
National Cadet Corps
Centre of Excellence
Precision Drill Squad

Live the legacy
Leave your legacy.

2008-04-03T21:05:00.004+08:00

Hello ladys and gentlemans, boys and girls, wizards and witches. Welcome, welcome, to another year at Hogwarts.

This week sucks =)

It sucks man. Seriously I don't know whether is it because I am really burnt out (can't be what, I couldn't have "peaked" right?) or is it really lack of initiative or interest on my part. Seriously I DREAD going to school. Don't even want to GO to school. That's very serious.

Liddat.

Good thing is, tomorrow there's no homework to hand in =D That is very encouraging. I hate homework. Homework sucks. Especially if you don't know any shit about that piece of assignment. It sucks okay.

Sucks =D

Next Thursday skipping ONE WHOLE DAY for this talk at Nanyang. 8am to 5pm leh, even though it's until 5pm, I am still very glad to not go to school. Yay.

Okay. Saturday is performance.
Jia you everyone.
Really can't say more.

Past few weeks, if you have not been putting in your full effort, I guess maybe you guys are still reserving it for the big day. I hope that's the case. If not please I beg of you guys. Just this 10 minutes or so. Just put in ALL YOUR EFFORT! Really WHACK the rifle freaking hard until the end of the performance your palms all numb. Count the timing in your brain so much so it reverberates even after the performance. Feel ZAI. ZAI. HCINCC.

Okay. Enough said. Many of us are really very passionate about HCINCC PDS so don't, because of one or two individuals, screw up the whole thing in front of 5000 Part As all over Singapore. Jia you.

Okay. Yeah.

Who has the song Beat It by Fall Out Boy please send it to me please =) I'll be your slave forever if you do so. Your ciao ciao.

Okay that's it.

Bye bye =D

Evelyn Teo(Bio Teacher):
...Elephantasis...3 legs...i met this guy at 12.15am

Hongwei:
Teacher you very horny leh

Best.

Steady feet dont fail me now...

2008-04-02T22:28:00.002+08:00

Hi

The last two nights I reached home at 10pm because of PDS training. While it is fun to kill time doing PDS, it isn't very fun when you are waiting for the homebound bus and it's already 9pm.

Hence not much time to blog.

Argh. Nowadays a bit watered down luh. Times are hard and we are not as frisky as before. Okay here's something luh: When I am working hard for something, or just working hard, I am very quiet. So don't jump to conclusions that I am emo. Worst still, think I am dao.

I am just being Reflective. Like a pair of HCINCC shiny combat boots liddat. So shiny and Reflective and sexy.

It's good to be responsive.
And it's good to be responsible.

Okay enough.

Today we had a talk from Wendy Chua from WAND Inspiration.

Title of the talk?

"What women really want" Apparently what they want is a guy who is Reflective, Responsive and Responsible. That's very R-rated. Like Reuse Reduce Recycle, Rihanna Ribena Remix, Rame Raugh out Roud.

But it was quite a meaningful talk la. Except a few funny questions posted to her haha. "What if I'm gay?" Lol.

Alright enough crapping time is running out I shall complete this by 10.45pm. I have 5 minutes left. After school today I had PDS training. Wore the Number 3 uniform with the 2nd sergeant rank and uh 1 beret.

I am very happy to use the black imbalanced splitting heavy rifle. It is extremely black, heavy and imbalanced. It is also splitting. So when rehearsing I get extremely SHAGGED using the rifle. It's like every single drill I am FORCING my hand to carry out the next motion. FORCE. SA!

Then finally the performance ends. Shuang.
Tornado toss is shag okay. The tapping and wave need to put in 1200% effort to get it done. Like really tiring.

The best part of the training is still the extra 20 minutes or so we fork out to do the advanced advanced drills. Today my Double AXP is 2 out of 2, while my quadruple jumbo is still like 40% liddat, other than that it's 3.5 rounds. Then I tried to do quintuple jumbo (5 rounds). So I MENG THE RIFLE UP! Then it spin spin spin spin spin come down. Then Shyh Horng say it's quadruple. Sob.

Never mind. Slowly slowly arh.

My arms very pain now.

Its 10.48 already. @#$@#% Yesterday I slept at 10.49pm and today morning I woke up at 6am. Thats 30 minutes overshot. Imba or not.

Okay abrupt.

Bye bye.

when you look me in the eyes

2008-03-31T19:51:00.003+08:00

Hi all.

Tomorrow is 1st April.

It's April's fool day. Guess what, it's Yong Le's birthday tomorrow. No wonder he is such a joker. I sense that I will have no time to wish him happy birthday tomorrow, so I shall wish him today =)

Click here Yong Le. Not Yong Le cannot click. If you click I KILL YOU =DD

Sorry Yong Le.
I tried my best.
But I couldn't get you a
Uh
Chuan something
CL =DD

Good luck yo!

Other miscelleneous stuff we shouldn't be talking about...

2008-03-30T20:01:00.004+08:00

Hi all.

Today is a Sunday.
Sunday is Sunday, Saturday is Saturday
Why today is Sunday is because today is not Saturday.

今天早上，父母亲一大清早就出发到马来西亚，~~庆祝清明节~~ 扫墓。由于我今天有补习，所以无法和他们一起去。我的亲戚们都住在马来亚，所以我们要扫墓，就得在差不多凌晨 3 点出发。路程很漫长，差不多在 7点在能抵达目的地。

Okay got people complain very hard to read chinese lol. Hence, I shall stop typing Chinese because I also type until very dulan. But I am not a potato. I like Chinese. It's just I don't like typing it.

Yue Du Bao Gao to be handed up later D=

Okay today morning my parents went off to Malaysia for Qing Ming Jie. Okay basically because the graveyard is freaking far away. I remember last time we used to set off at about 3am in the morning. Then 7 plus reach there. We have to uh really go and clear the grave luh, cos one whole year it has been deserted.

Got people set off fireworks one leh there.
Go graveyard set off fireworks.
Crazy people lol.

Okay that's it for Qing Ming Jie.

Today, went to Bishan library with Darren to mug together with his friend called Wanjing and her friends called dunno and dunno. Then got one librarian who was big in size told me not to block the road, while another librarian who was not so big in size and could walk through did not say anything.

Haiz. Why people are liddat? Think they very sexy don't know how to talk properly, see people must shout shout shout like they are some Mam from army liddat. Tell people don't make so much noise then you yourself talk so loud. What is this? So contradictory.

After that I went for tuition. A bit late.

Tuition is the same luh okay. The lesson was quite hiong luh. All Maths tuition very hiong one, one day must absorb so many thing like a sponge liddat. Then of course we talked a lot of cock. Today learnt many things through Ms Lee:

* * *

1) As a pilot, you are only allowed to eject thrice. After that you will be grounded because each time you eject(don't think sick), your spinal cords decreases in size

2) Don't go for ops that are not necessary, because even though there isn't any side effects now, it may be inflicted on later generations

3) All who went for lasic surgery, none lived past 70

4) Drogba looks like a rubbish dump 0.o

* * *

Ms Lee is quite funny.

Me: How did you get the coordinates of D?
Ms Lee: Because I'm BRILLIANT!

I could only stun.

Well what can I say? Here are some of the things she touched on during today's tuition lesson:

1) Gays
2) Some Korean actor who looks "neither here nor there"
3) Nanyang girls will go out with Hwa Chong boys
4) RGS people don't want to go out with RI boys
5) How I should make a new girl friend by asking her for staple

Of course I stun at the last one luh.

I am so innocent and good and pure
Where got people

"Eh banana, staple finish, must faster find zarbor lend me"

Okay that's it.

I shall go and chiong miscelleneous stuff.

Bye bye.

Edit: I've finished chionging.

Yay.

I'll be your memory

2008-03-28T22:34:00.009+08:00

Hi all.

Today is Friday.
Friday is a Friday, Friday is not a Saturday.
Why is Friday is not a Saturday is because Friday is Friday
Okay this is crap,
Go Yiteng's friendster haha.

Click here

Okay I should not be talking so much crap.

I realised we have been talking too much lousy engrish already. Today during the Current Affair discussion, other than almost saying "The results of the Taiwan erections", I struggled to pronounce "liberalizing".

It went a little something like this:

Riberize
Liberarize
Riberalize

and finally
Liberalizing

Julian best, talking about Singapore government then wanted to say PAP in the end say PSP. Super funny I tell you even the Mrs Angeline Chan laughing at the side haha. But in the end Julian still kena by PMS.

The rest of the lessons flew by because I was to be dismissed at 11.30am today. That means I skip one lesson of English and 2 lessons of Chinese to go to Pasir Leba Camp to shoot some targets =DD

Well of course it was a very efficient process.

12 20 Boarded bus to left HCI
12 50 Reached Pasir Leba, starting stoning
13 30 Still stoning
13 50 CLTS ARRIVED! YAY
14 20 Still stoning
14 40 Briefing about ~~Shuting~~ Shooting
15 10 Entered shooting room
15 40 Finished shooting!
16 00 Boarded bus back to HCI
16 40 Dismissed

Shooting brings back bad memories seriously. The moment I entered the shooting room then I felt super sian. Okay maybe not sian but goosepimples luh. The last time I shot prior to this, I was kicked out of the shooting team. So yeah, didn't feel very confident luh seriously. Like, history was going to repeat itself.

For those who don't know and is interested please read on.
For those who know or not interested please skip this part in red.

The diagram above is the target we are shooting.
Very big right? Try shooting it when it's 100m away =D
There's 2 ways to shoot this target.

1) Delibrate
4 Bullets to hit this target as many times as possible
No time limit.

2) Snap
6 bullets to hit 6 targets
Targets will disappear and appear
Must hit target before 4 secs
Or else it will disappear

The last time I shot at this HQ, I got 3 for all Snap and Deliberate target with and without sandbag. Means 12/20. This time, my first 2 scores were 3 and 3. So I was okay don't pressure byself 3,3,3,4 means improve already. But I don't know why lucky or what the rest of the 12 shots I 100% =D

So I'm now a marksman. A bit late la.
Part C already then get Part B marksman.

We went back to school.

Did some PDS, very good, very fun.
Took some part photos, very good, very fun.
Talked some cock, very good, very fun.

We collected our number 3 uniform.

Sometimes I salute William Golding for his theory of how savagery actually is in all of us, and when there is no authority, civilisation will start to break apart as savagery overwhelms all of us.

"We got 13 2nd sergeant ranks and 12 3rd sergeant ranks. Come and get"

CHIONG ARH

There I was sitting down there playing guitar. Then everyone chiong to the box and started tearing the box apart like inside got Seaweed Shaker Fries. In the end I got a third sergeant rank luh. Okay actually I don't really mind. Come on la wear Master Sergeant Major rank also same what, it's your PDS that counts.

So stay FOCUSED.

Then "COME GET YOUR LANYARDS"

There I was sitting down there playing guitar so innocently. Then everyone chiong then my bag also kick guitar almost kena. Then someone kicked my back. KICKED MY SEXYBACK! So scary. Luckily no one step on my fingers, or else "finger break cannot play guitar" and you will be the reason for the bloodstains on my guitar.

We went to KAP.
Talked a lot of cock about CJ7.

CJ7 is a damn no link show and hence I think it is quite nice because I myself am no link. So I like CJ7. We also played guitar outside KAP at the Video Ezy there. Very good, very nice. 当你孤单你会想起谁

So touching.

Training tomorrow. We shall go and pia.

Affirmation Ceremony 2008
Come down and watch if you want
It's at Singapore Indoor Stadium
Free for all.

Bai bai.

Peektures!

HCINCC

This is freaking gangster can

Big deal lol

That my hand?

HCINCC Part C 08
♥ ♥ ♥ Freaking PINK

Bai Bai

2008-03-27T21:45:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone.

Today has been a happy day.
Okay maybe not THAT happy.
But it's good enough.
Things are looking up.

1) IHC Teacher was away on course
2) English teacher going away on course
3) Funny shit Bio teacher

Mr LeeFY is replaced by a very weird Bio teacher. Though Mr LeeFY is also very good. I don't know if this teacher is prone to random PMSes. But judging from today I hope not luh. First time I see Sean so enthu during Biology lessons. Good thing we chose the front seats =DD

She: Why would you want to drop Bio? Bio is the only science lessons whereby you can openly talk about SEX!
Me: o.0 Stun
*Looks at Hong Wei*
Eh Hong Wei I thought you dropping Bio?
Hong Wei: Uh I changed my mind yesterday
She: Because he knew I was becoming the Bio teacher.
Me: o.0 Stun

She: Collagen is used to make people look younger *spam info*
Me: o.0 How you know one?
Sean: Must be she use
Me: It isn't working then
She: !!!

Okay, I don't know why my response was so immediate.
Maybe BEST SPEAKER NG LIKI possessed me.

Anyways Sean, Julian and I were talking about Yong Le's birth. According to Yong Le, the nurse went to push Yong Le's head back into the _____ after it came out (Yong Le's head, not the _____) because the doctor wasn't there yet. So we were doing all the funny stuff then keep laughing then she target us D:

Nevermind. The good thing is we were the only table playing attention.

Mugger table what ;)

Okay then the research module thing was cancelled so I went to ProEd lounge. It rocks okay. I played some games, Chinese Chess, helped Dennis with some Chinese (talking about which my latest compo got 46/70) and then played SNAP! Our own bersion. Bery bilont one w0RxX. Ask Izumi.

OH YAR!
TOMORROW GOT MATHS!
MORE IZUMI NO LINK JOKES!
YAY

I shall look forward to tomorrow's early dismissal.
11.30am leh.
So happy

*Hyperventilates and die*

Bai bai.

This sky will make me sick so I'll give up on this I'll give up on you

Edit: Oh fishy maggot.

Teens turn deaf ear to risks of MP3 players

My Sony Ericsson Earphone
Is constantly at 100% volume
Far exceeding both types of earphone.

Teens turn deaf ear eh?
Bad pun.

2008-03-26T19:11:00.006+08:00

Hello all.

I feel like a mugger today.

Today as we all know (or maybe you don't know) is an official HCI School Holiday because the classes of 07 in JC achieved commendable results in the A Levels. Hence I was allowed to sleep all the way until 10.30am in the morning. But the thing is I still felt tired XD

Why do I feel like a mugger?

1) Last night after returning home at 10.30pm, I embarked on an uphill struggle to complete my script for Current Affairs Discussion this friday. It's about POLITICS o.0 and I only got to know about it yesterday. Worst still, I was chosen to represent Taiwan.

Taiwan leh. The candidates are the DPP and the KMT. Then DPP is lead by this Frank Hsieh. Then KMT is led by Mr Ma Ying-jeou. Perhaps KMT won because Ma ying-jeou is more good looking.

This is not Frank Hsieh

Neither is this Ma Ying Jeou

2) Today I spent 4 hours on my Economics Project. I was doing on the topic "Severe Winter Storm in China" then do halfway I deleted EVERY SINGLE THING and decided to narrow the scope down to "Soaring Food Prices in China". So bascially I had to spam China stuff which was, well, tiring.

It's due on 1st April 2008

I shall continue with Project's Day (Prelims on 1st April 2008 also) and IHC Filing later after updating. It's been a hell of a week. And worst thing Thursday and Friday both have double periods. And we are sitting through 7 non-stop periods tomorrow ♥

I did this personality test just now during a mugging break. I stopped doing personality tests after one told me I was 60% female. But, 60% female can't be that bad luh hor, maybe the 60% is all the good female traits. Then the other 40% is all the good male traits. ~~Then friggin imba~~

Here's the results(like elections liddat):

Your view on yourself:

Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education

You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

* * *

o.0

Ay, I didnt know the type of girlfriend I like until today lol. And I got split identity somemore. I don't know if its accurate or not seriously. But there is one thing I agree with and that is the part about my readiness to commit to a relationship. It's dead true. I think I'll go and really know a person really well already before committing to the relationship.

But don't take this too seriously ~~and start to behave in a serious, smart and determined manner because seriously I myself don't know what sensible tactics that I have when approaching the opposite sex to get lots of dates~~.

That's it.

Back to mugger mode.

Bai bai.

Edit: Lest I forget. Happy birthday Janice.

And tomorrow is Happy birthday Grace

And the day after tomorrow is Happy Birthday choon chuan ~~ling~~

LOL YONG LE

2008-03-25T23:50:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone.

TOMORROW THERE IS NO SCHOOL =DDD
Okay it's actually 11.50pm now.
10 more minutes to tomorrow with no school.
Haha

Alright.

For some reason we were very high today haha. Izumi is in my Mathematics class! Okay basically in CSE (Centre of Scholastic Excellence), we don't have fixed classes. Means we can have one Language class, then for Maths you will be in another class with different people and such.

Then Izumi joined my Maths class!
Then he started telling me all the lame jokes.

LAME JOKE 1

Izumi: I have 62, 000 people in my army. You also. I have 5 tanks. You also. We go to war. Who will win?
Me: Uh me?
Izumi: No
Me: You? No one? Both? We weren't fighting against each other? *wanted to add in Mas Selamat but too no link already*
Izumi: No. Give up?
Me: Okay I give up
Izumi: Me
Me: Why?
Izumi: Because you gave up.

LAME JOKE 2

Uh, got this guy arh, his father tell him if he do very well in PSLE he will buy him anything he want. So the son meng mug then got 300/300 for PSLE. So the Dad asked what did he want to get. The son said he wanted a GREEN ping pong ball. Puzzled, the father said nonono, I'll get you a PS3 instead.

The kid got into high school. His dad told him if he did very well for his "O"s he would buy him anything he wanted. Hence the son meng mug and got 6 points for "O"s. So the Dad asked what did he want. The son said he wanted a GREEN ping pong ball. Puzzled, the father said nonono, I'll get you a laptop.

So this kid got into Junior College. His Dad told him if he did very well for 'A's he would buy him anything he wanted. So the son meng mug and got 4 distinctions for the 'A's. So the Dad asked him what he wanted. The son replied he wanted a GREEN ping pong ball. The father was seriously puzzled, and said nonono, how about this, I'll give you a car instead.

So the kid drove the car and ran into a fatal accident.

On his deathbed, the puzzled father knew he had no more chance to ask him. So he asked, "Son all along I've promised to give you ANYTHING you wanted, but why did you always ask for a green ping pong ball?"

Struggling for breathe, the son replied "I... I want...want a green ping... ping pong ball be..because..."

And he died.

* * *

Got a lot more okay.
But I don't want to share
In case you guys waste money on jackets.

After school we went for PDS at HQ. Okay on the bus Yong Le best, asked me this question, SUPER NO LINK ONE:

Why is a whale big and blue?
Ans: Because if it's small and purple it would be a grape

Well of course we came up with more answers luh. If it's big but white it would be a kenneth Tong. Lol.

If it's clean and green it would be someone's house.

Went through quite a little bit of rehearsals, watched JingKai and his Freestyle drill team performed. Also not to mention a couple of seriously hilarious incidents which contains too many inside jokes, racist/r-rated materials to be published on such a "pure, nice and innocent" blog.

Thats about it.

Returned to school to realise that I am involved in this Friday's assembly regarding politics. We have to study M'sia and Taiwan's elections all at once. Thanks to Siheng for chionging the thing out with me but you are most probably playing DotA now haha. Lol.

Here's one reason why we should really try and put a stop to talking rike Koh Kim Tians arhs. Because we develop a super bad habit already. Not just in talking:

man is what he believes says:
what is your topic?
is my script okay?

partc.08\\y♥ngcheng[07] 05.04.08 affirmation ceremony 08. 30.04.08 hci-nygh csm 2008 says:
i just need to do taiwan erections
i still reading ur script

partc.08\\y♥ngcheng[07] 05.04.08 affirmation ceremony 08. 30.04.08 hci-nygh csm 2008 says:
*elections

Alright. That's about it luh.

Tomorrow is no school. Bluff people one la. Project's Day, Econs Project, Current Affair Discussion, random homework spams. Okay I shall not complain. One day off is better than no day off. More sexy.

Okay that's it.

Bai bai.

P.S. "Got 3 mice stand in a column. The first mouse say behind him got 2 mice. The middle mouse say in front of him got one mouse, behind him got another one. The last mice in the column said there's no mouse in front of him. Why?

Ans: The third mouse was lying" -IZUMI TAN

2008-03-24T21:21:00.003+08:00

Hello all.

Today is a Monday. Tomorrow is a Tuesday. Tuesdays suck because you go through 6 consecutive periods without getting a break. Thats 4 freaking hours. 4 hours. 4 hours. Do you know what I can do in 4 hours? I can ask to go toilet and escape and get the whole country to look for me.

"Yang Cheng escaped Hwa Chong Institution on 25/3/08 at 12.40pm. He is short (1.7m) and limps on his left legs. He is not known to be armed, but he has 2 arms and limps on neither. Anyone who spots him please call 995, then police will come as package, student plan. Best if you got free campus call, haha. Anyone who offers assistance to him is committing a grave offence"

Then they will post a photo there.
Better post a nice nice one.

Okay what the I talk a lot of cock.

Last night I couldn't sleep for one reason or another. I think I finally fell asleep at about 12.30am. I went to sleep at 10.40pm leh, then drag until 12.30 pm. 2 hours leh. Do you know what I can do in 2 hours or not? I can escpae from toilet and get half the country to look for me.

So I went to school half asleep.

For some reason EVERY SINGLE PERSON I met in school were in a stun like mode.

"Eh sian I super tired"
"I ALSO"
"Yang cheng, I want to go home"

Okay enough crap I have to chiong already. My Dad spamming me with company documents to saikang for him. Fill in this fill in that. Damn dulan one I tell you. Fill in transfer form for the worker arh, you write out Rajakkannu Veeramani write until the cows come home. Imagine he go take NSW Competition then need to shade the name lol. The competition over alr he haven shade finish.

And lol tinavalen you thought your name was long haha.

Okay we had funny lessons. Mr NgSC complained that our answers were BULLSHIT lol. Of course is in joking manner luh. After Economics we had Social Studies(simplified term only), and we were to present on how we are going to solve Singapore's post war problems if we were from Central Planning Agency.

Matthew identified post war baby boom; overpopulation, as a post war problem. Below is an excerpt from his speech:

"We will offer incentives and penalties to control the amount of babies born. For example, we will tax and penalise people who overpopulate"

Lol, then Poh De Sheng, in another group identified low trade as an economic post war problem. To solve the problem, they would "trade what (they) have in abundance for what they don't have and need".

Vivien Sim: What do Singapore have in abundance?
Random Student: Babies

Entrepreneurship lesson was cancelled. So I chionged to training =DD

We raped Joash's wallet.
Enjoy!

Meanwhile, I shall go off and become a
1) Maria/I AM YOUR SLAVE!
2) Mugger
3) ~~Slipper~~Sleeper

Edit:

New word I learnt today: numskulled

Haiz, some bus driver think he funny, go fake tip off the police about Mas Selamat. In the end kena jailed for 21 months. Little chewrens please learn from his mistake. But 知错能改是个好孩子 so (I wonder who cracked this lame joke I think it was me) please name your child 知错能改 next thumb.

2008-03-23T19:42:00.004+08:00

Hello everyone.

Here's what happened today:

I woke up at 8am today =DD
I fell asleep X.X
I shalln't write what time I woke up after that
It's a disgrace.

However it just goes to show how little sleep we have during schooldays. Last week even though it was only 3 days, I felt like a walking zombie.

+ Last day of the last week was horrible terrible vegetable helicopter endoplasmic reticulum (wah lao this is damn random). I am not looking forward to Thursday and Friday's double English. I despise.

I'm narcoleptic.

Last time in Sec 2, I used to look forward to the new day. As in seriously before the alarm clock ring I would have woken up already. Now can wake up at 8am then go back to sleep and wake up at **pm(know is p.m good enough already). As in seriously wake up then "Nab** need to go school again".

Damn sian one.

Congratulations to HCI for beating the ang moh school in The Arena. Mrs Laura Ng write the message until very ji dong. Like some soccer match like that. However there was a lot of propaganda. Haha. Ng Li Ki, best speaker again. Wah, go on TV win best speaker, so sexy, attract a lot zarbor from Ang Moh school one.

Next,
Manchester United VS Liverpool
Chelsea VS Arsenal

"I hope Torres breaks his legs. And Chelsea and Arsenal draw, then get one point each =DDD" -Ms Lee, Math tuition teacher

The whole class immediately started to engage in a conversation about soccer. I suddenly realise I am very lag in soccer. Because I didn't even know Man United was going to take on Liverpool. Not surprising, the only matches I get to watch are S-League Matches, which I find extremely exciting.

1) The commendators sound super funny
2) First 70 minutes 0-0
3) Last 20 minutes 4-3

Like they field walking zombies liddat.

Okay, I am really tired now.
I haven't packed my bag
I haven't iron my uniform

So I shall go off.
Sian, tomorrow have to go to school.
Nvm, got PDS training =DD

Good luck to squash people tomorrow. Give us a half day =DD

Tomorrow I shall go and run in the morning around driveway. Who want to join me? Please feel free.

Bye.

Edit: I despise anorexic people. iDao them

Btw, iDao is an electronic brand. www.idao.net

Learning guitar from Darren =D
Currently, I need a laptop

2008-03-22T21:17:00.009+08:00

Hi

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
JOASH HO~~LE <3~~

It's freaking pixelated

It has been a rainy day. Reminds me of last Sunday, this 2 budding entreprenuers approached me outside Plaza Singapura, and ask me if I would like to buy their "product". In his Elevator Pitch, he included "The rain now really dampened my team's spirit". I was like "huh you tell your customers you are no longer confident of your idea?" But never mind, I just buy his "product".

Today basically I went to Yong Le's house and mug.

Okay today there was some students from a certain school I won't name which doing CIP. At Boon Lay I was quite impressed by this school because the person doing CIP knew all about the association they're working for.

At Chua Chu Kang the students were just stoning there holding the donation bag up. They were wearing long pants(meaning Sec 3 or 4).

From Sec 1 I've been taught to do CIP to serve the community, not for CIP hours. Hence I make sure I read up on the association I am going to do CIP for. In NCC I've been given a lot of chance to do this kind of flag day stuff. Viriya, for example. I remember Sec 1 that time I was selling keychains for Viriya at West Mall, then got people ask me what it was for.

I was happy I didn't stumble as I could list out what Viriya does. All the community services(those who went for the CIP on founder's day would know). Even though I wasn't wearing school uniform(National Day then, wearing red), they were convinced by what I said and bought the $2 keychain.

Seriously, I despise those people who just hold the coin can there shake shake shake call people donate. The company might as well hang up the cans everywhere for people to donate. Like MacDonalds like that put the box with the Ronald MacDonalds stuck there, also got people like Yong Le donate.

Still remember that time, helping Viriya do CIP again(HCINCC and Viriya got partnership) at Bugis. I target this ~~Nanyang~~ girl no one dare to ask. Then I just go up, spam all I know about Viriya. Then she was convinced, look for a coin, don't have, then put a $10 note inside.

~~Of course under that circumstance we cannot determine whether it was me or the infomation whoring that convinced her~~

There is a difference between chionging after people with loose change at bus interchanges, and really selling the idea of the company that you are working for. It is a mindset luh to be truthful.

Okay how the hell did I manage to deviate so massively.
I shall decrease the font size of the above random thoughts.

We studied, I managed to cover quite a lot, just that the Mathematics a bit the hard. Then we played some pool (Yong Le's house got Pool table =DD) and I beat Darren but got beatan by Yong Le.

This shows that Study Group is good.
Who want to study group with me?
It's clean and green!
Check out my matching pipes

We played a bit of Winning Eleven(I think I earned like 3 red cards), then thanks to Darren's Dad for bringing me to Bukit Panjang LRT.

And I exchanged bag with Darren for one weekend. Nothing better to do.

Sis: Eh where you get one
Me: Friend give one
Sis: Who, girlfriend?
Me: Yar
Sis: NANYANG?
Me: NO ~~wth~~
Sis: CGS? SCGS? St Nich?
Me: =.= =.= No
Sis: THEN?
Me: *Think long long, remembered an instructor called Cheryl Deliah Lio*
Uh, CHIJ Katong Convent
Sis: ORH HOR I TELL MOTHER
Me: STUN o.0

I wonder why am I so good at scamming people.

Okay, just now I took pictures of my cat.
Sometimes I think they are rather
Photogenic

Acting emo only

The moment the camera disappears they come and dart here dart there around my legs. In the end my legs were coiled up by the leash o.0

That's it
Tomorrow got Math tuition
!@#@#!%##@

I'll be punished for my whimsicality

Bye bye =D

Edit:

1)I create a Facebook account

- I shall not use it.
- I agree with Valen it is freaking complicated

2)Mas Selamat

- I like the idea of Mas Selamat T Shirts
- I don't like the idea of Mas Selamat FaceBook & Friendster
- Why is Mas Selamat 2/3 woman?
- Because he is a wanted(one third) man

3) Random

- Japanese astronaut throws boomerang in space
- Discovered it works
- Made the news

2008-03-21T21:52:00.004+08:00

Hi.

Basically I sat at home today and rotted. Not having adequate sleep for the past 2 x 10^234234 days has taken a toll on all of us. Really lethargic and restless. Lol but today I woke up early luh, wanted to do work one. 9am I wake up already.

But it was not to last. I fell asleep at about 2pm
And woke up at 6pm

I am left with Jian Bao
Yue Du Bao Gao
And this tuition Math Worksheet.

Going to Yong Le's house to mug tomorrow =DD

Watching Shutters now.

Bai bai

P.S.

Si Heng is funny.

man is what he believes says:
hello yang cheng

partc.08\\y♥ngcheng[07] 05.04.08 affirmation ceremony 08. 30.04.08 hci-nygh csm 2008 says:
hello siheng

man is what he believes says:
hi

partc.08\\y♥ngcheng[07] 05.04.08 affirmation ceremony 08. 30.04.08 hci-nygh csm 2008 says:
hi

man is what he believes says:
ya?

partc.08\\y♥ngcheng[07] 05.04.08 affirmation ceremony 08. 30.04.08 hci-nygh csm 2008 says:
ya?

partc.08\\y♥ngcheng[07] 05.04.08 affirmation ceremony 08. 30.04.08 hci-nygh csm 2008 says:
u talk to me and u say ya?

man is what he believes says:
hahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahah

2008-03-20T22:31:00.004+08:00

Hello all.

Okay, the past two days really flew by. I think I checked in and out of my house as if it were a hotel.

Yesterday was terrible can? Dead dead dead terrible I don't know how I managed to survive through the day. During English lesson, I was doing this Math Assignment which I COMPLETELY FORGOT about. So the teacher confiscated it. Okay at first I was dead dead dead guilty.

Then after the lesson I went to approach the teacher. I am telling you I lost ALL MY RESPECT for her. Even after apologizing, even after telling her that it is okay if she doesn't accept my apology, that it is okay if she keeps my stuff and let me face the consequences, she yelled I DONT CARE

Now, one thing I have learnt in my life is how you should control your emotions. Especially anger. When you explode in front of someone, you are showing that you are WEAK, that you cannot suppress your emotions. You let your feelings get the better of you and hence behave in an inappropriate manner.

As students, we have always been told to be cool and don't lose our head. I don't see what kind of an example she is setting.

I've explained to my Math teacher about his worksheet, apologised to Si Heng about his note, and also random people about random stuff. Deep down I still feel dead dead dead guilty because if not for what I did right, none of this could have happened. But then again...

Okay, let's just move on.

The whole day was dead miserable. You all might feel that I set too high standards for myself so much so that when something trival happens I am hit very badly. Well perhaps that was what happened.

So I just pia my heart out during training. And it did help. I think we trained until like 8 plus. Well it was fun definitely, especially when Daniel Seetoh suggested the Vincent Toss arm for transition drill. In 16 counts somemore he can do Vincent Toss(some rifle spin spin spin thing).

Still got Yong Le imitating the kungfu PDS. Damn nice. Ha.

After training we went to Poolside for dinner. I reached home at about 10.40pm like that and hence the most I could do was to reply to the people who tagged. Thank you very much for tagging. =DDD

* * *

Today a bit weird. It's founders day and we were supposed to collect old newspaper so as to raise money for the needies. So for the whole day we did CIP and hence no lessons were conducted =DD

Early in the morning I woke up at 5.30am(Okay actually I overslept and woke up at 5.45am but still very early right) to get from Boon Lay to Hwa Chong Institution in Bukit Timah. For the newspaper collecting, I found myself transported right back to where I boarded 174 this morning.

CIP was quite fun luh. But got once part Julian and I overestimate our arms strength and carried too much at once lol. Because of that stupid rag and bone man luh, camp there like want to kop our newspaper liddat. So we meng all the newspaper in the end shag like some shagtard.

After that we went back to school.

Played soccer. Heard Sam was at KAP lol. But too bad luh got training maybe next thumb see got thumb or not.

Went for PDS training. Okay I didn't know you can make so many jokes out of an AXP drill but it was dead funny. Got one is I tricked Kenneth Tong into recovering 2 counts earlier. Lol Tong.

Okay then I had to leave early for CSESC(turn it around, it would still be CSESC) metting at this restaurant. Thanks Mr Sng for the treat. Bery nice, bery good. But seriously the whole meeting I realised the significance of the very first CSESC really. So for some part of the meeting i was really stunned at what we actually are doing. Really, it's quite astonishing and quixotic.

After the meeting we left for home. I reached home at about 10.20pm like that. Haha. Tomorrow sure wake up super late. But I will be chionging my stuff so that Saturday I can really go and sleep yeah.

Sleeping is the lurbe ♥ (Super random)
~~sLeEpiiNg iisSh dARxX lUrRbE n0RxX~~

Oh yeah, today I received somemore gifts from my friends who went to Melbourne. The Platypus is one(sleeping on my bed lol, don't you wish you were the platypus?)and Kah How gave me this Canada coin with a PLATYPUS! It's only 20 cents luh but then it's dead nice and THANKS KAH HOW.

Most pro. I got this:

Click to enlarge

"Life's a bitch
... and so am I"

I'm flummoxed.

2008-03-18T19:07:00.003+08:00

Hello.

It has been a phlegmatic day really. The time passed so slowly. During lesson, I kept checking my handphone to see the time. Every time it felt like as if half an hour has passed, but in actual fact only 5 minutes have.

Which resulted in a rather lackadaisical attitude from us students of course. Together with the ubiquitous and heterogeneous workload we have, some of us felt really demoralised. Physics worksheet was obliterated by many of us, resulting in having to rush out the Term Revision (8 pages) and also Effects of Thermal Energy worksheet (4 pages). It was vexatious work.

Hence, the idea of a 4-day "holiday" was extremely tantalizing to all of us. After Wednesday(which would end off with PDS training =DD), Thursday would be Founder's Day, whereby there would be no lessons conducted. And Friday, is Good Friday! Saturday is Joash's birthday!

On top of that, next Wednesday is a holiday! Thanks to A Level people for doing so well we got a holiday! Yay.

Well I would have preferred the holiday to be on a Tuesday. This is because well Wednesday we have Assembly so actually, the day itself is quite slack already. Besides that, Wednesday is our training day so, a bit wasted.

A lot wasted in fact. You might find it phantasmagorical why we like training so much. Well it's very hard to explain. Once you got a special bond between your brothers, no amount of thermal energy would cause the molecules to separate, resulting in the solid expanding =D

Okay this is tiring.

I shall revert back to myself

Alex said I am good at cheering people up!
Pro or not pro or not?
Counsellor leh
=DDDD

Tomorrow got another Squash match. Good luck to Jason and Keng Yip(they're the same person actually) and also Alex. Hope you all can hug cold (爆冷) and win. Then we get another day off =DDD Valen also yo.

Okay that's about it.

Bai bai.

Reminder:

Cluster reps please collect $5 from your class

Galv really needs the $5 to be collected from each person. Welfare and Recreation Secretaries, please do help out your Cluster Reps in ensuring that this gets done efficiently.

Edit:

Today in Maths lesson-

Tcher: I want you all to intro yourself when you answer question!
Who can answer this question for me?
Register no.2! Intro yourself!

*Kelvin stands up*
~~Doesn't make much of a difference actually~~

Kelvin: Hi I am Kelvin
Teacher: What's your CCA?

Some random guy: SHOT PUT!

* * *

Tcher: What kind of angles you all learn?
Students: Obtuse angle! Right angle! Acute angle!

Kelvin: Uh, triangle?

* * *

My class is LOL

Happy birthday Kenji Ong Sh♥o Qi♥ng arh.

2008-03-17T18:00:00.004+08:00

Hello =D

Click to enlarge

Si Heng drew this for me during one of the lessons I don't know which one. I forgot I have short term memory =DD

Si Heng is propaganda

I agree with the statement to a 100% that extent.

Si Heng is propaganda. He makes use of drawings on foolscap to lure me to join Cross Country when I go to JC.

However, his propaganda will not work because
YOU USED MY FOOLSCAP TO DRAW

L6/12 GOOD CONCLUSION!

Okay thank you.

Bye bye =DD

I love HCINCC. ♥
~~HCINCC iisShh dArR lUrbBe w0RxX~~
X-Country this kind of things
Next time then decided =DDD

Edit:
Today is the happy birthday to the Khang Wen
I watched his EP video today
Super imba.

Khang Wen happy birthday!

From:
~~Your master~~
Yang Cheng

Friendster will send me the reminder
Tomorrow.

And also happy birthday
To the Yong Le's father

P.S. Is he tell me to put his Dad bdae on my blog one
Then the other day he turn around shoot me
Say I spy on his father.

I go emo alr.

Lol.

=D

2008-03-16T19:33:00.005+08:00

Hello all.

Today is Sunday. It's the last day of the school holidays. I wish the holidays could have been longer. It just flew by with all the training and stuff. While I enjoyed the trainings, time passes faster when you are having fun, so the holidays are gone in the blink of an eye.

For me Term 2 is going to be a very hectic term.

1) Need to brush up MSG. 3.67 last term
2) PDS Performance: Affirmation Ceremony 08 (5/4/08)
3) PDS Performance: HCI-NYGH CSM 08 (30/4/08)*
4) PDS Performance: RSAF 08*
5) Specialist Course
6) Sec 3 Camp (West Msia)
7) Taking over at the end of term

*That is if I get chosen =DD

Hmm. Very fast taking over already. Last time Part A used to think become NCO that time shuang already. Now, don't want to become NCO. Very fast. Very fast. Come to think of it I am quite sad luh. Never mind. Everyone has to go through this phase, everyone jia you jia you.

Okay I've already done all my holiday homework. Unless there is homework that I am not aware about. In that case then I am GG.

No one likes to go back to school.

Click to enlarge

Everyone also got heart shape. One last act of defiance before the school term starts. Lol. I think Daniel Choong started it first, then I nothing to do then copy him. Then end up everyone also. Lol.

Heart shape rocks ♥

And you guys thought I was gay. This kind of things is really nothing better to do then put one. Lol. ♥

Haiz. Sian. Go back to school so tiring. 10 more weeks of Cannot Sleep Early. Tomorrow if everything goes well I should be able to finalise the mission and such of the CSE and submit the first draft to Mr Sng for reviewing. After that got any problems then change.

Tomorrow is monday.

Nothing much to say. Very tired already.

It's only like 7+ pm.

Never mind.

That's it.

Bye bye.

Edit: Tomorrow is Monday. Valen good luck for your B Divs Match.
Jin Shi is short sighted also dunno. Lol.

2008-03-15T15:54:00.003+08:00

Hello all.

I am left with my IHC Essay. Maybe later I will burn midnight oil again and do it. This isn't a good habit. Because if I keep doing this then my "peak hour" would be during midnight. Means exams period I will start studying during midnight. That is not good for health.

Talking about not good for health, yesterday Sam sent me this email regarding stuff that's not good for health.

Sam is not the dog from I am Legend.

* * *

Here goes:

CANCEROUS FOODS / PRODUCTS

INSTANT NOODLES

Dear instant noodle lovers,

Make sure you break for at least 3 days after one session of instant noodles before you eat your next packet! Please read the info shared to me by a doctor. My family stopped eating instant noodles more than 5 years ago after hearing about the wax coating the noodles - the wax is not just in the Styrof oam containers but it coats the noodles. This is why the instant noodles do not stick to each other when cooking.

If one were to examine the ordinary Chinese yellow noodles in the market, one will notice that, in their uncooked state the noodles are oily. This layer of oil prevents the noodles from sticking together.

Wanton noodles in their uncooked state have been dusted with flour to prevent them sticking together. When the hawker cooks the noodles, notice he cooks them in hot water and then rinses them in cold water before cooking them in hot water again. This process is repeated several times before the noodles are ready to be served. The cooking and rinsing process prevents noodles from sticking together.

The hawker then "lowers the noodles in oil and sauce to prevent the noodles from sticking if they are to be served dry. Cooking instructions for spaghetti require oil or butter to be added in the water when boiling the spaghetti to prevent the pasta from sticking together. Otherwise, one gets a big clump of spaghetti!

There was an SBC (now TCS) actor some years ago, who at a busy time of his career had no time to cook, resorted to eating instant noodles everyday. He got cancer later on. His doctor told him about the wax in instant noodles. The doctor told him that our body will need up to 2 days to clear the wax. There was also an SIA steward who after moving out from his mother's house into his own house, did not cook but ate instant noodles almost every meal. He had cancer, and has since died from it.

Nowadays the instant noodles are referred as "cancer noodles ".

SATAY LOVERS (BARBECUE)

If you all eat Satay, don't ever forget to eat the cucumber, because eating Satay together with carbon after barbequing can cause cancer.

But we have a cure for that... Cucumber should be eaten after we eat the Satay because Satay has carcinogen (a cancer causing element) but cucumber is anti-carcinogenic. So don't forget to eat the cucumber the next time you have Satay's.

PRAWNS (SUGPO) & VIT C

DO NOT eat shrimp / prawn if you have just taken VITAMIN C pills!!

This will cause you to DIE in ARSENIC (As) toxication within HOURS!!

PORK AWARENESS

Try this and see whether the pork you bought has worms. There goes with your "Bak Kut Teh" for those who love it. Most men love to eat this so watch out before it's too late. If you pours Coke (yes, the soda) on a slab of pork, wait a little while, you will SEE WORMS crawl out of it. A message from the Health Corporation of Singapore about the bad effects of pork consumption. Pig's bodies contain MANY TOXINS, WORM and LATENT DISEASES.

Although some of these infestations are harboured in other animals, modern veterinarians say that pigs are far MORE PREDISPOSED to these illnesses than other animals. This could be because PIGS like to SCAVENGE and will eat ANY kind of food, INCLUDING dead insects, worms, rotting carcasses, excreta including their own, garbage, and other pigs. INFLUENZA (flu) is one of the MOST famous illnesses which pigs share with humans. This illness is harboured in the LUNGS of pigs during the summer months and tends to affect pigs and human in the cooler months.

Sausage contains bits of pigs' lungs, so those who EAT pork sausage tend to SUFFER MORE during EPIDEMICS of INFLUENZA. Pig meat contains EXCESSIVE quantities of HISTAMINE and IMIDAZOLE compounds, which can lead to ITCHING and INFLAMMATION; GROWTH HORMONE which PROMOTES INFLAMMATION and growth; sulphur containing mesenchymal mucus which leads to SWELLING and deposits of MUCUS in tendons and cartilage, resulting in ATHRITIS, RHEUMATISM, etc.

Sulphur helps cause FIRM human tendons and ligaments to be replaced by the pig's soft mesenchymal tissues, and degeneration of human cartilage.

Eating pork can also lead to GALLSTONES and OBESITY, probably due to its HIGH CHOLESTEROL and SATURATED FAT content. The pig is the MAIN CARRIER of the TAENIE SOLIUM WORM, which is found in its flesh. These tapeworms are fo und in human intestines with greater frequency in nations where pigs are eaten. This type of tapeworm can pass through the intestines and affect many other organs, and is incurable once it reaches beyond a certain stage. One in six people in the US and Canada has RICHINOSIS from eating trichina worms, which are found in pork.

Many people have NO SYMPTOMS to warm them of this, and when they do, they resemble symptoms of many other illnesses. These worms are NOT noticed during meat inspections.

SHAMPOO

Cancer-causing substance i n shampoos. Go home and check your shampoo. Change before it's too late... Check the ingredients listed on your shampoo bottle, and see they have a substance by the name of Sodium Laureth Sulfate, or simply SLS. This substance is found in most shampoos; manufacturers use it because it produces a lot of foam and it is cheap. BUT the fact is, SLS is used to scrub garage floors, and it is very strong!!! It is also proven that it can cause cancer in the long run, and this is no joke. Shampoos that contains SLS: Vo5, Palmolive, Paul Mitchell, L'Oreal, the new Hemp Shampoo from Body Shop etc. contain this substance.

The first ingredient listed (which means it is the single most prevalent ingredient) in Clairol's Herbal Essences is Sodium Laureth Sulfate. Therefore, I called one company, and I told them their product contains a substance that will cause people to have cancer. They said , Yeah we knew about it but there is nothing we can do about it because we need that substance to produce foam. By the way Colgate toothpaste also contains the same substance to produce the "bubbles". They said they are going to send me some information.

Research has shown that in the 1980s, the chance of getting cancer is 1 out of 8000 and now, in the 1990s, the chances of getting cancer is 1 out of 3, which is very serious. Therefore, I hope that you will take this seriously and pass this on to all the people you know, and hopefully, we can stop "giving" ourselves cancer-causing agents.

* * *

Cool or not.

I don't really eat instant noodles. I know about the wax thing but I didn't know it caused cancer. If you have Jing Kai as a friend, he will tell you all about instant noodles. 洗刷刷 JINGKAI!

I use Colgate by the way. No wonder dentists all over the world don't trust Colgate but Sensodyne. Because Sensodyne does not cause cancer!

And if I had Coke I wouldn't waste it by pouring over raw meat.

But I don't want cancer. My mum last time got cancer and I could see she went through a lot of pain luh. Chemo and Radiotherapy, damn pain one. But my mum is darn strong. She went through all that and she is proud of who she is. She walks out of the house bald proudly.

Imba mom.

She said she went through treatment only because my younger sis was still, well, young. I was Primary 5 at that time, my sis was 6. If we were older then she would just, live until the day cancer kills her.

Hmm.

Her mom had cancer too. Last time cancer no cure one. Okay now still no cure. But last time don't even have money to go what chemo or radiotherapy. She could only wait for death, and death claimed my grandma's life when my mum was 16. Means I never got to saw her. Yeah.

You all never knew right?
Valen never knew I was a PR until today o.0

Okay today I learnt a lot of the NCC uniform. But according to HQ the document is restricted. I like reading the HQ documents. It is very well organised and got a lot of pictures. I like the pictures best. Can see a lot of cool faces and cool ear rings and unacceptable hair styles.

Enough. This is naggy.

Bye bye.

Edit:
1) My MSG is 3.67, not 3.61
2) HQ NCC Website is updated
3) We are featured here
4) This article is written by me*

* I didn't provide those low class captions.

Bye bye

2008-03-14T23:44:00.004+08:00

Hello everybody.

Platypus says Hi
"I am hairy and I lay eggs.
~~Na*** why is it so bright~~"

I just finished writing my essay. It's a 报章报道 on policies. Okay the teacher very kanchiong banana. The essay supposed to be Term 2 Essay 1 then she gave us for holidays homework WITHOUT even teaching us the way to write a baozhangbaodao on policies properly. I remember last thumb Zhang Lao Shi went through with us so thoroughly lor. This time, haiz. Independent learner.

Sian right?

Platypus says
"Yar, I agree"

It's nearing midnight.

First time I mug until so late into the night. Not that I started very early also luh lol. I took 1hr 45mins to finish the stupid essay luh. Dead stupid. And now holidays are like ending soon.

Next term my timetable also everyday 3.20pm then dismissed. Never mind, if Thursday no Discovery and Research(which is basically Special Programme lessons), then I can go home at 2pm. Other than that all 3.20pm. Means after I run finish it would be 4 plus already. Reach home, 6?

Platypus says
"Damn sian. Poor thing
I am hairy and I lay eggs"

OH YEAH.

CONGRATULATIONS TO CORPORAL NG JING KAI FROM HCINCC PART C 08 TO BE THE FIRST EVER HCINCC CADET TO WIN 1ST .......... RUNNER UP IN THE FREESTYLE DRILLS COMPETITION HELD AT HQ ON 14 MARCH 2008. HE WINS HIMSELF A NUMBER 5 UNIFORM. HOWEVER THE BOOTS DONT HAVE HIS SIZE.

Anyways three cheers for Jing kai.

杀 Clap Clap Clap Clap
杀 Clap Clap Clap Clap
杀杀杀杀
洗刷刷洗刷刷洗刷刷 JING KAI
洗刷刷洗刷刷洗刷刷 YEAH
洗刷刷洗刷刷洗刷刷 JINGKAI
OOOOOOO~
KINGJAI!

Platypus says
"Chicken, my hand cannot crap propry
~~But I am hairy and lays eggs~~"

Okay that's it I think.

Its 12.00am now yay.

Which means one more day to the end of the holidays. I am left with the IHC Essay which I think no one knows how to do properly. But it is due on Monday. I shall try and finish it tomorrow. Then concentrate on other stuff.

GO AND SLEEP LAR PLATYPUS.

Okay Platypus go sleep already.

Platypus sleep where arh. I go research.

What an independent learner.

Bai bai.

Sorry I get extremely lame during midnight
Like Mas Selamat
Who recently joined Geylang United in S-League

But if you are still interested in where Platypus sleeps, you can go to this website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus

Not sure if it's accurate.

But who cares. Lol.

Bai bai.

2008-03-14T18:23:00.008+08:00

Hello everyone.

I like the song that is playing on Jing Kai's blog. Aly and AJ's Potential Breakup. Very nice. Any kind soul that has the song can send me? Jing Kai is currently at the FreeStyle Competition.

Jia you JingKai and Kenji. I hope you all get to go to US in May and win the No.5 uniform. Then can give me your No.3 liao =DD In short win the FREESTYLE CHAMPS MAN GOGOGO. Too bad is not by school. If it's by school then maybe we can compete, if no trip to US, still got Number 5 uniform.

But actually I don't know how Number 5 looks like.
Number 1 is white and long sleeved
Number 2 is ???
Number 3 is the CLT
Number 4 ~~is the LOVE♥~~ is MINE

Remember Part A that time we don't know what is Half U. Then don't know who go say Full U is Number 4, so Half U is number 2. Lol. But still jealous some school have one set of No.3 and one set of No.4. Okay perhaps in the Army Sense I might be jealous luh. NCC wise, not really.

In fact I like my No.4 better than my No.4 with badges.
Purple light at the warfront.
You wear all your shiny badges in
Never learn principal of concealment arh
Sure die one.
With your rifle and buddies and you.

Okay I realised I can crap a considerable bit.

Today went to school for NCC Training. Wore my No.3, had Mutuals Presentation, Drills session and PT. PT we ran 1.1km as a part and cheered, then we sprinted 1.1km. My timing was 4mins 20++ luh. I think can be improved one actually. Because at the start I didn't really run my best.

Then we had some PDS training. Performance coming already.

5 April 2008 is Affirmation Ceremony. Wear Number 3 again. This time must take peektures =DD Got the yellow scarf and don't know what colour feather. Very nice. Very shiok. Very handsome.

I still don't understand why Yuhan is standing like that.

After that training, Kah How gave me a souvenir from Australia.

It's a platypus.

He shall be my mascot from now on.

It is hairy and lays eggs. However it is considered a mammal. Very special right. Hairy still can lay egg one.

Okay then we went to KAP and mug.

I drafted my Chinese Essay and IHC Essay. Tonight I shall burn midnight oil to do my Chinese Essay. Just like you ;) Z

Okay that's it.

Bai bai

P.S. I don't like noisy people.

2008-03-13T16:25:00.006+08:00

Hello all.

Today's a BITCH. Yay.

Okay I shall not spam vulgarities.

First of all, I took 179 and also 174 to school. Then all this stupid people don't want to move into the bus, then waste thumb waste thumb. Waste so many thumb. In the end I wake up earlier still reach school at the same thumb.

Never mind. Went for training. It wasn't as shag as yesterday but after every rehearsal it's dead breathless luh. Then got this bunch of people don't dare to walk pass us. Damn funny. Cos we doing AXP. Then they stone. When we recover then pause two counts they start walking. Then suddenly we start doing recovery and xia dao the person walking.

Okay training was fun actually. PDS what. We started reminiscing about those times when rifle PT was 3, 2, 1. Then already damn shag. Now we doing like 15, 15, 15. Then we remember we learn the Vertical/Diagonal Slope/Order Arm, these 4 drills, learn for 2 whole months to perfect.

And after these 4 drills we learnt the jerk out. Took like 1 month to master. I remember that time is Ren Jie teach me. Then wah jerk out is like some advanced drill. Then on that day itself Yiming showed us the Sungfoo arm. Then purposely one lor do fast fast then we all stun.

That time sungfoo arm to us quite imba liao
Now still imba
Sometimes music too fast cannot catch up :p

Still got double right arm. That time we can spend ONE WHOLE TRAINING doing the right turning. READY GO! READY GO! Then turn and turn and turn. Now our double right so imba =DD Still got tamil turn to your front(not supposed to turn) and the front(turn to the front). Then USE MORE BRAINS. Lol.

Okay enough.

Then we went to Poolside.

Only to find that they RAISE THE STUPID PRICE AGAIN.

Sec 1: All cost $2.50
Sec 1 second half: All cost $3
Sec 2: All cost $3, chicken cutlet costs $3.50
Sec 2 second half: All cost $3.30, chicken cutlet $4
Now: EVERYTHING $3.50.

What the hell la might as well go rob bank.

It says here:
SPECIAL DAILY STUDENT MENU!
$3/-
$2/-
学生餐！

And every single @#$@#$ item on their menu
Costs more than $3
Other than the Fries.
One plate of !@#@# Fries
$2.30
Might as well go Macs still got free curry and chilli sauce
And also free napkin and straw

Stupid la. Not say their service very good also.

Scenario 1:
Sambal 炒饭！
Auntie 这里这里！
NARH!

Then throw on the table.
Ask me

Scenario 2:
Uncle 要等多久？
很快的很快的！

Normally 30 minutes like that come out.
Ask Kelvin

Scenario 3:
Ask Instructor Allan Tay.

Come here, 7 people dinner.
Total $200++ dollars.
Chilli crab, got chilli no crab

Allan Tay:"KNNBCCB All the Hwachong one later do 272 push ups"

Never mind. Faster eat then I zao.

Then go cut hair.

@#$#$%@%^!#$%$%^#$@%@$%^

The stupid below R below 7 below D below I.*
*Go figure out what that means

Tell her layer and 剪薄
First time I see people layer until like slope like that one.

NEVER MIND.
I am NOT NARCISSISTIC
NCC must keep short hair.
Cut short short lor.
I don't care.

BUT JINGKAI ONCE SAID

"every single inch matters"
Don't think sick

I hate this kind of hairdresser la. Not pro act pro anyhow cut cut cut. I think this kind of people should kill themselves. She's supposed to be the LADY BOSS somemore la. Wah lao lady boss cut until like that. Stupid la go home drink milk la. I think we should have a surprise test on them every 3 months then kill all the incompetent hairdressers. Tell them cut their own hair become nun.

Okay enough flaming.

I shall keep my blog's clean and green record.

Go and mug and prepare No.3 liao.
Yay back to happy go lucky mode.
GO AND DIE =DDD
STUPID HAIRDRESSERS <3 or ♥

Thats called mood swing

Bai bai.

Edit:
I like to edit because I don't like to double post.
Very not neat.

Today is the Happy Thailand Elephant Day. I watched the news. Cute elephants like Dumbo. They got fruit feast. Got watermelon banana pineapple. They were clad in this pink national cloth luh. Got the Thai Royal Family logo one. Reminds me of my Integrated Humans Worksheet. Zzz.

Daniel Choong also say his hair screwed by a barber. Seriously now my proposal seems valid right? Don't laugh laugh laugh okay. The next one MIGHT BE YOU. So watch out. Later your hair get screwed.

Eswari Cai is looking for a personal assistant. Personally I am quite tempted to call her =DD Eswari Cai was my Maths Teacher in Sec 1. Then I heard now shes in some jewellery business and obviously she must be doing well right. Need personal assistant somemore.

Okay I still have:

1) Math WS(no one knows how to do)
2) IHC Essay(Kah How is helping me)
3) Chinese Essay(Kah How is lend me foolscap)

I have a friend who's dead funny.

Me: You short sighted meh?
Friend: I also don't know
Me: Lol
Friend: The guy say "JIN SHI". What's that?
Me: OMG that means short sighted luh
What happened to your chinese?!
Friend: So long sighted is YUAN SHI?
Me: Stun

Still got somemore.

I was telling her shit, no chinese foolscap. Then have to borrow my brother one. Then my brother from Nan Hua, so the foolscap will have Nan Hua.

Then she

"add the wen behind!
NAN HUA WEN
DIFFICULT CHINESE.
HAHAHA"

I stun again. Lol.

I don't believe I have potato friends. Haha.

Okay Lampard scored 4 goals.

Bye bye.

2008-03-12T16:13:00.007+08:00

Hello all.

I am feeling very shagged now. Shall sleep after I update.

First and foremost today is the Happy Birthday of JunKai. We sang birthday song for him after training lol.

Now I will move on.

Today again I went to school for PDS training. Performance coming already, so must pia. After this still have CSM ^^, RSAF ^^ and perhaps NCC Day? In the months of April, May and June. June. Spec Course. Omg.

Okay then we rehearsed the performance like a lot of times. 3 times by 3 times we chiong and chiong until got people sian of the song. Lol so fast one. Okay from long time ago I already sian of the song already. Show Me The Light I last year RSAF listen until very sian already. Broken Hearts Parade still not that bad, this year then start to sian. The One More Night and Ready For Love is still the best.

Then in between we did other performances also. Go and redo a lot of performances. I tried CNY 08, Inauguration and Hilary Challenge. We also did some advanced advanced drill and I did QUADRUPLE JUMBO AGAIN! Yayee.

The trick is to meng your left hand up. But then don't too meng until your rifle fly to the right. Come on everyone let's perfect triple jumbo then we can repeat Teachers Day 07 =DDD Takes a lot of practice man. I from Orientation 08 practise until now then can.

Plus a lot of injuries both to myself and others (i.e. Yong Le)

We also watched the OffStage performers. The formations all that quite nice, and can see the effects of the staggers. But then the drills need to be more co-ordinated and sharper luh yeah. Jia you jia you. 3 more weeks.

Sorry if I have been talking about training all the time.

I have not started on my Holiday Assignments. I shall start tomorrow. Tomorrow start everyday do one assignment is still quite early actually. So I shall be a early Bert and catch the worm. But sian, see the assignment damn sian already. Okay maybe do homework with other people more fun.

Study group anyone?

By the way my MSG is 3.61. Die.

I am starting to random.

♥ Yay I can do this thing again. Got a lot one

☺ Thats a smiley face
☻ Welcome to the Black Parade
♥ Hearts
♦ Diamond(fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars)
♣ Clubs
♠ Spades
• Dot
◘ Square
○ Circle
◙ Square and dot! Or the Canada flag

Can carry on a lot one.

T'is damn lame.

I shall go off.

Bai bai.

Irony

Nicholas Pek's Valuables

Clock tower glowing

Huang Cheng

The End

2008-03-11T15:47:00.006+08:00

Hi.

Today we had PDS training in school. Okay by right I should have reached school much much earlier but then there was this stretch of road totally blocked up. If you guys take 174 from Boon Lay you all will know the ulu ulu area in between the highway and the forest. Then I could see Commandoes with their red berets. So I am thinking it is Mas Selamat.

Okay we might be making a joke out of Mas Selamat now, but then really, a few days time we might be already dead for all we know. So yeah, don't look down on Mas Selamat okay. He went through Al Qaeda training and he knows more stuff than us i.e. how to operate a plane/make&plant a bomb.

For the training we pia the Main Performance and the March Out performance. Broken Hearts Parade and Show Me The Light. Will I See You Again is the March In song. First time performing in such a major performance omg. Like perform for the Dua Pek Gong like that. Damn scary one okay.

Picture taken on Affirmation 06

It is the place where:

Good Charlotte performed on 12 Jul 05
Jacky Cheung on 16-17 Sep 05
Black Eyed Peas on 20 Sep 05
Michael Buble on 10 Oct 05
David Tao on 26 Nov 05
Backstreet Boys on 24 Jan 06
Franz Ferdinand* 16 Feb 06
Oasis on 23 Feb 2006
Fort Minor on 1 Mar 06
HCINCC at AFFIRMATION 2006
Coldplay on 10 July 06
KID CENTRAL LIVE! on 31 Aug to 3 Sep 06
Westlife on 8 Sep 06
Wang Lee Hom 21 Sep 06
Rain on 21 Jan 07
SHE on 27 Jan 07
Jolin Tsai on 7 Apr 07
Christina Aguilera on 20 Jun 07
Gwen Stefani on 14 Aug 07
Black Eyed Peas again on 22 Oct 07
Linkin Park on 13 Nov 07
Fei Yu Qing on 12 Jan 08
Jay Chou on 18-19 Jan 08

[Credits: http://hcincc-partd08.blogspot.com/]

*Assasinated. Caused World War 2 to start

Fei Yu Qing leh.

Okay. Imba.

Meanwhile if you want to know more about HCINCC PDS, please go Youtube and Search HCINCC PDS. Then can see other schools PDS also ^^

In case you all lazy, I shall kop somemore.

Combined sports meet with nygh '06 - look at the amt of people =D

This is CSM 2006. It is another major performance luh, when HCI and NYGH comes together, we always put up a good show. That's why look at the amount of people. For outdoor performances like this, more emphasis is placed on formations, see this performance the formations so fanciful and powerful and sungfoo and pungfoo. Yeah. CSM 2007 was put up but taken down after some issues. Once we replace the audio we might put it up again =DD

Orientation '07 (got 5 parts, this is the 1st) - haha! the first wave ending =D ~~Aaron the only one~~~

This is Orientation 07. The song is very nice. This is only 1 part of the performance, for all 5 parts can go Youtube search, it is very nice.

Centre Of Excellence Inauguration - Arthur Beng was here

I like this performance best.

It was performed by Part D 07 and Part C 07 on the day we were pronouced the Centre ~~of Scholastic Excellence~~ of Excellence (CoE) of Precision Drills. Meaning all schools want to learn, must come to us =DD

Imbaness.

National Day Parade '07 - thnks fr th mmrs

Look out for one part after the "Kallang Wave". Four quadruple triples- Triple jumbo, triple left hand rotation, triple right hand rotation and then triple Vincent Toss, toss the Vincent. NICE =DD

And also first time use rock music fr prfrmnce

Hillary Challenge - this one rocked the house down ^^

Another public performance.

Very nice! =DD

Teacher's Day '06 - Seniors! Sea of Lovee

LOL. Okay enjoy hahahahahaa.

Teacher's Day '07 - this one's similar to hillary challenge's. Where's the party~~

This one even nicer.

6 TRIPLE JUMBOS.

I wonder when we can reach that standard.

Jia you jia you =DD

Orientation '08 - part c'08s =]

=DDD

PART C o8 VERY FIRST ADVANCED DRILL PERFORMANCE!

I am very proud to be the front man =DD

Sorry Yong Le for injuring your head and fingers and biceps and wrist and forearms in the course of throwing those shitty back satans. Haha.

Chinese New Year '08 - the song's hardcore feeling~ but doesn't sound really hardcore huh~ still rocks though!

Our second Advanced Drill Performance. Very nice, first time I did Rising Sun. I think I learnt it like 2 or 3 trainings before the real thing haha. Nice, the starting Peacock and the ending =DD

UG Camp - Seniors! won't you be my heroo

Nice.

Their drills are very sharp. Especially the front few people.

Lillies on the river (part 1) - Seniors! Public performance =D By the River~~

This is another public performance.

A lot of rifles dropped, but overall it was okay =DD

I like the ~~something~~ function. It is fei but useful at the same time, lol, can be used to niao people.

That's about it.

Bye bye.

P.S. Guo Chen has a blog. Go to Han Quan's blog to link to Guo Chen's blog. It looks more like a IHC/IHE testbook actually, belonging to somebody from BSHSMTEAELEP. I left comments at every single masterpiece.

2008-03-10T15:58:00.003+08:00

Oh hi.

I forgot yesterday is the Dua Pek Gong birthday.

Happy belated birthday Dua Pek Gong =DD

I don't know he how many thousand years old already. No wonder called Dua Pek. 15 year old one is called Nicholas Pek. Thousand thousand years old one is called Dua Pek + Gong. Imba right. Like some rank. Senior Pek, 3rd Dua Pek, 2nd Dua Pek, 1st Dua Pek then Dua Pek Gong. Still got Pek Gong Major.

Okay enough.

Just now I went to school to run with Darren. Okay we were supposed to meet up at 9am but yesterday I chatted on MSN until like 12am, so of course today I woke up at 9am. So I rushed rushed rushed and got to school at 10.10am. We started running at 10.25am. By the time we finished it was 11.50am. Damn fun right lol. We ran 10.10km at cardio speed. Which is well 11km.

Okay because one round around the driveway is 1.1km, we often say "wan run 2.2? 3.3?" Then the other time we were listing out all then I think Jian Hua said "9.9, 10.10" Of course he got niaoed like what like that lol because his MSG is 1.00 from Sec 1-4 so yeah, got niaoed.

Okay. Affirmation Drill list is out already. I am performing onstage =DD I hope no one screws up. Show the country what HCINCC is made of. Why we are mentioned in the same breath as the Provost. Seriously HCINCC PDS is something that I am really proud of. You go to Youtube search PDS, in the comments we are often mentioned together with the Provosts.

"Silent drill? Why still got timing? Go watch HCINCC or Provosts la" Seriously I look already feel very shuang.

Okay that's about it. I will go and mug PDS liao.

Bai bai.

2008-03-09T10:49:00.002+08:00

Hello everyone.

Today is my brother's happy birthday. So I shall wish him happy birthday.

But he doesn't read my blog. But I read his. My bro and I are not very close. But we are not enemies. I readily help him. But he don't readily help me. But I don't mind because I don't need his help :p

What a lot of crapping lol.

I remember got one time we quarrel then we FIGHT. Damn fun I tell you. Then I broke his gundam. He damn pissed, then he threw a lot of stuff at me. Then we fight again. But that was last time luh. Nowadays we quarrel always I win because I use cheam words while he use Beng words. Then my mum see, of course is support the cheam words luh hor. Lol. Okay luh again what a lot of crap.

High IQ, low EQ, also no use. Remember.

Not bad, I crapped so much. But since it's a Sunday, it's a happy day.

Gordon Goh has been in Melbourne for one week now. He is coming back today so most probably he will not be going for tuition with me later. Hello Gordon if you are reading this(or are you already on the prane), have a safe trip back to Singapore. The other day I SMSed him then I realised OMGWTH HE'S IN MELBOURNE.

Ever since the camp ended I've been stoning. Always like that one suddenly very quiet nothing to do haha. But then again, I think of all the assignments, wah lao. Emo already. Okay la I not emo okay. Emokids suck =X

After tomorrow a lot of people birthday.

11: Sandra
12: Junkai
13: Dennis yo

"Time is Flying (Taman Jurong Service Learning) and soon it will be The Final Countdown (Affirmation 06) before it will Drive Me Crazy (NDP 2002). All I Really Want (St Mary Church 2005) is a Happy Birthday." o.0

Heaven (CSM 07) yet. When You Close Your Eyes (Affirmation 06), Despre Time (CSM 06) will pass and it will be One More Night (Inauguration) before your Happy Birthday. Random: You'll turn into a Crazy Frog (CSM 06).

Not bad. I am quite creative technorogy.

Reminds me of 881, lol, the two sisters go and pray, then everything they say also use song title. 请你明明白白我的心！

Enough crapping. I shall go and get ready for tuition later.

Bye bye

P.S. I GOT CSM 07 VIDEO! Wonder why it was taken down lol.
ASK FROM ME ASK ASK ASK!

2008-03-07T19:55:00.012+08:00

HELLO

Eh Yujie, on blogger cannot do the Alt-3 thing then no heart shape. OH IT WAS SAD! OH IT WAS SAD! OH IT WAS SAD WHEN THE BIG SHIP WENT DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA AND THE HUSBAND AND WIVES AND THE CHILDREN ALL DIED OH IT WAS SAD WHEN THE BIG SHIP WENT DOWN. Okay thank you.

Hi guys. I am not high.

But i am back from St John Island after the 3D2N Annual Hwa Chong Institution Secondary 1 inclusive of Aphelion ProEd Ortus and Ispark consortiums Camp. The cheer above is the Titanic cheer, which I find very funny. Heh.

Okay basically the camp was for the Sec 1s to bond together as a class, as a consortium and as a level luh. But what we saw was that a lot, perhaps not majority but a lot of them didn't, how to say, achieve the desired outcomes(don't think sick) of the camp luh yeah.

I took 1F for the camp luh, so basically is ProEd classes. Then my instructor was David and Sheers Mohd. Darren, Chin Yee, Guan koi and Shyh Horng were from 1E and 1G, the other ProEd classes. Shyh's instructor Sulaiman was from NCC and won some award at his Senior Spec Course. Darren's instructor Am is DAMN NICE =DD

Random: Hi I am Am.

Anyways I think us Student Leaders enjoyed the camp more.

Okay it was quite funny when the Instructors don't know what is the proper term to address the diff consortiums. So they used "Majors". ARE YOU ALL PROUD OF YOUR MAJORS?! Then everyone stun.

Okay luh for the first day the weather was like shit. However, in order to improve our English, we shall say the weather for the first day was blusterous and there was torrential rain. However we had to pitch the tents or else the Sec 1s have no place to sleep. So we SLs braved the storm and managed to set up all 40 tents by ourselves, together with instructors.

Sense of achievement. However of course that night they didn't sleep in the tents because the rain caused puddles and all the giant spiders and centipedes came out yeah. Really have okay. Don't pray pray.

Basically for the rest of the camp, we SLs were doing EVERY SINGLE JOBS but we are proud of what we did luh. Some enthu Sec 1s did co operate and helped out a lot so thank you. Most importantly the instructors are DAMN ZAI, pwn my sec 1 camp instructos okay. My instructor is David. He takes 243W home.

Poor Tan Yang tanking all the work while his group is having fun.

That night due to some erm miscommunications we were punished by Chief Andrew. Personally I felt well both parties were at fault, but I didn't blame Chief Andrew for punishing us. Yeah. That night, or rather the next morning, we slept at about 3 after all the debriefs and inflating the floats for Day 2's water rafting. Some had to do Sentry Duty after sleeping at 3am.

On Day 2, some of us woke up after sleeping for about 2 hrs. I was luckier luh, my sentry clash with inflating the floats, so I slept for 3 hours. Day 2, the weather was again against us. Therefore we could only stay in the dorms to cheer and cheer and cheer. Instructor Am is very funny, she kept asking for encore after encore of the 'Rock You' cheer because she felt it was dead nice. She even took a video of it lol, maybe tomorrow go Youtube search then have.

Then I could not stop imitating the way Instructor Am talks. She's half malay and half chinese, but she speaks like a malay. Then I just found it very funny. Not racist luh, but I have always been impressed with the way Malays talk. Sia lah, relac one corner la relac!

After lunch we went for Water Rafting.

Okay, the tide has receded. You will only drown if you are 0.312576cm tall.

So we inflate all the floats arh, actually a bit fei. Haha but nvm luh, see those little kids go out splash water also fun.

The highlight of the camp was actually Campfire. Prior to this arh, I tell you. EVERY SINGLE campfire I've been to ALL GOT RAIN. Either we play with torchlights(p5 camp) or we hang lightsticks(Sec 1 Camp). Or we sit in the MPH and feed mosquitoes(Camp FEAST). So I was very excited.

Then campfire we very high. I like our own performance lol. I think we impressed everyone out there and also our juniors =DD

BURN BURN BURN!

Okay we were so high I felt we are like Jack in Roger and the Beast. Okay what I am talking about. I meant Lord of the Flies. This is what you get for not sleeping haha. Anyways that night, we stayed up till about 2am to DEFLATE the floats. Fun right, then we bathed and slept.

Oh the third day, we cleaned up and left the place.

Truthfully I didn't feel very enthusiastic about the camp initially. But then once I got into the momentum then yeah okay already luh. I know got some of your instructors say "David can slack already" but then seriously is David give us A LOT of opportunities to lead and lead and lead.

Plus some compliments from random instructors really fuelled us luh. Arh for example Jordy Kay arh, dunno who say you handsome arh. *Sheryl* Oh course got more people say other people luh I dunno who say who luh paiseh to say. But overall, I think very nice. It is a successful camp.

It is really a camp that has impacted me luh yeah. Truthfully I think it left a mark in/on/at my heart. Not just the people luh, the values we take away are really valuable like your girlfriend.

Sec 1 Camp 2008 Rocks.

Even Joash is emoing about leaving*

*Joash got special talent for DANCING!

It rocks =DD

Edit: Actually can do the Alt-3 thing.

I ♥ Sec 1 Camp

2008-03-04T18:43:00.003+08:00

Hello all.

This is my last post before going off to St John's Island to be the Sec 1 Camp trainer. This might be the last post of my life if Mas Selamat bin Something Kumar wait let me check. Ahh, he's Mas Selamat bin Kastari. Starry Cars. If he decides to do something to us miserable kids then we will see stars and die in his hands.

We must think nice, pure and innocent.

Okay will be coming back on 7th March so don't miss me too much. Woah this is the second time in 2 weeks I'm going for a overnight stay. Next time go Beijing 2 months then fun. But there CANNOT USE BLOGGER! Must learn from Sgt Basil next time or something along that line. Cheesebun.

Today we played soccer. And won 3-0. And I scored the last 2 goals from the same position. You all all got faked right think i was going to cross. But got one is the goalie distracted luh then I just curlly the bola into the top right hand corner of the goal yay.

The lesson for today is:

Don't play too rough.

Today i was zammed in the shin many many thumbs luh. Okay the bola is red and white, my leg is brack brack, so don't zam me leg thinking it is the ball. In case you don't know, it is very painful and might result in portentous injuries. For example I was rammed in the shin. If you ram harder:

SUCK THIS IS DAMN PAIN..

Okay. So keep in mind.

OUCH.

Sorry Eduardo I hope you recover soon.

Bye bye the rest.

2008-03-03T21:34:00.004+08:00

Hello all.

o.0 this is my 340th entry. LeeFY says there is no new happenings on my blog. Mr Lee here is a question(random people also can answer cleverlly):

Q. She wears a yellow hairband in the ___________

Is it

a) Merry mind of me
b) Merry month of May

Please send your answer in the following format

(leefy)(space)(answer)(space)(nric)and leave it on the tagboard. Prepaid Card users are not allowed to vote. Voters under 18 should ask their mummies first or else later they kill you.

Thank you.

* * *

Today I completed my PCME form. Jing Kai wrote me out to be some kind of divine. Of course I edited his peer comment so as to make me sound more human. Or else I will appear on HEROES available in HDTV.

I also went for Sabbacticals. My sabbactical is Sec 1 Camp Trainer. Basically I train the Sec 1 Camp so they can change from boys to men. Haha then they can go back then say "I AM A MAN NOW ALL YOU P***IES"-Instructor Allan Tay. As if luh. I predict attitude problem kids. But come on la trying to cheat myself arh I last time also attitude problem one. haha. Kao Pei one =D

Then I played soccer. We lost by 1-0 because Akilan or Arivan or I forgot his name. Then he scored. Then it rained, so we stopped. Or else we have a chance of beating them 7-3 like the last time =D So we went to KAP to have lunch before coming back to school for GSK mugging.

*I sound naggy*

At KAP, I saw Shao Ying, primary school friend. She went for the Model Asean thing, wah siao imba. And I also saw Yuting. She is the rockstar from HCIS who goes to the same tuition as me. Okay she is not a rockstar. But she dressed like she just escaped from The Click Five after Nicholas Mercer did. Too bad Gordon went to Melbourne. Haha stupid gordon. Are you reading this Gordon?

Rubbish Dump.

Then we went back to school to mug GSK.

After mugging GSK at about 4.oopm, we played bare footed street soccer and also basketball. Okay I am a noob at basketball but I beat Zheng Xiang and Solomon so I am very happy. Haha. Until 6.30.

Then I went home.

I am at home now.

I shall go off.

Going to camp on 5-7 March. Now everyone going camp. OBS Camp, some just returned, some just left today. So fun. If Mr Mas Selamat decides to bomb either Pulau Ubin or St John Island, then we're all done for.

The SPF message really made a lot of people emo.

"Please call 999 immediately if you see Mas Selamat bin Kastari. He is SHORT (1.58m tall) and limps on his left leg. Thank you."

HE IS SHORT 1.58m. SHORT. Then got some people 1.57m then read already "OMG I AM CONSIDERED SHORT! DAMN IT I SHALL EMO AND SLASH MY WRIST." and off they go jumping onto MRT Tracks. Very sad indeed.

But remember, anyone rendering assistance to him is committing a GRAVE OFFENCE. DO not render assistance to him.

[http://hcincc-brotherhood.blogspot.com/]

2008-03-02T11:07:00.013+08:00

Hello all.

This post is specially dedicated to HCINCC, especially Part C 08. Well random people from NCC might also be interested.

On Friday, we had PT. We ran 2.2km and cheered throughout.

Too bad AcY, Bert and Hairball couldn't cheer with us. So sad haha. It was damn zai la I still remember what happened.

Started running from SALT Centre.

Shyh Horng: Eh. Supposed to cheer non-stop arh?
Me: Ya. GOGOGO!
Shyh Horng: Siao like that will die leh
Me: Never mind one
Shyh Horng: ECHO AFTER ME AH!

Then we cheered non-stop until we reached SOC.

ECHO AFTER ME
ECHO AFTER ME
DOWN BY THE RIVER
TOOK A LITTLE WALK
RAN INTO SOME TERRORISTS

HAD A LITTLE TALK
~~Gerald~~PUSH THEM HAR
PUSH THEM HAR
INTO THE RIVER
LAUGH AS THEY DROWN
WE DONT NEED NO TERRORISTS HANGING AROUND
HEY~
DONT BE A FOOL
SOMEBODY SAY WE ARE NUMBER TWO
BUT WE ARE NUMBER ONE
NCC

*Uphill, cheered this, very tempo*

BANG BANG LEFT FOOT
I WANNA HEAR YOUR LEFT FOOT
BANG BANG LEFT FOOT
YES I SAID YOUR LEFT FOOT
MOTI-MOTI-GOT A LOT OF MOTIVATION
DEDI-DEDI-GOT A LOT OF DEDICATION
MOTIVATED!
DEDICATED!
TO THE CORPS
WHOSE CORPS
YOUR CORPS
MY CORPS
OUR CORPS
HCI
NCC
PART C
ALL THE WAY

*Going downhill already. Haha*

BANANA BANANA HANGING ON THE TREE ARH
LONG LONG ONE, SHORT SHORT ONE, WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT
I WANT THE LONG LONG ONE, YOU WANT THE SHORT SHORT ONE
*some JC girl walk past, laughing like crazy*
CUT CUT CUT!!!!!

LEFT TOE RIGHT TOE KEEP UP THE TEMPO
LEFT TOE RIGHT TOE EH-YO EH-YO
HERE WE GO AGAIN
SAME OLD SHIT AGAIN

UP AND DOWN THIS AVENUE
ONE MORE ROUND AND WE'LL BE THROUGH
WILLOW WILLOW WILLOW WILLOW ~~wee wee~~ WA HA
WILLOW WILLOW WILLOW WILLOW WA HAHA

*The long stretch ahead from JC bus stop*

PURPLE LIGHT, IN THE VALLEY
THAT IS WHERE, I WANT TO BE
WITH MY FRIENDS, TRUE COMPANIONS
WITH MY RIFLE AND MY BUDDIES AND ME-E-E

IFC, SIBEI JIALAT
5BX, LAGI WORSE
EVERYDAY, DOING PT

WITH MY RIFLE AND MY BUDDIES AND ME-E-E

BOOKING OUT, SAW MY GIRLFRIEND
SAW HER WITH, ANOTHER MAN
BANG AWAY, BACK TO ARMY
WITH MY RIFLE AND MY BUDDIES AND ME-E-E

ORD, BACK TO STUDIES
GOT DEGREE, SO HAPPY
CAN'T FORGET, STILL REMEMBER
WITH MY RIFLE AND MY BUDDIES AND ME-E-E

PURPLE LIGHT, AT THE WARFRONT
THAT IS WHERE, MY BODY LIES
IF I DIE, WILL YOU BURY ME
WITH MY RIFLE AND MY BUDDIES AND ME-E-E

THERES A PLACE IN CHANGI POINT
HOME OF THE COMMANDOES
UP WITH THE RED BERETS
TRAINING WITH PRIDE
SILVER WINGS UPON OUR CHEST
SHOW THEM WE ARE THE BEST

BOM-DE-AH-DEY BOM-DE-AH-DEY BOM-DE-AH-DEY
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOM-DE-AH-DEY BOM-DE-AH-DEY BOM-DE-AH-DEY
BOOM BOOM BOOM

TRAIN TO FIGHT BY DAY AND NIGHT
SHARP EARS AND EAGLE EYES
WE WILL JUMP FROM ANY HEIGHT
WITHOUT A FRIGHT
SILVER WINGS UPON OUR CHEST
SHOW THEM WE ARE THE BEST
BOM-DE-AH-DEY BOM-DE-AH-DEY BOM-DE-AH-DEY
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOM-DE-AH-DEY BOM-DE-AH-DEY BOM-DE-AH-DEY
BOOM BOOM BOOM

COMMANDOES ARE EVER STRONG
FIGHT FOR RIGHT AND NOT FOR WRONG
WE ARE THE LOYAL ONES
SINGAPORE'S BEST
SILVER WINGS UPON OUR CHEST
SHOW THEM WE ARE THE BEST
BOM-DE-AH-DEY BOM-DE-AH-DEY BOM-DE-AH-DEY
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOM-DE-AH-DEY BOM-DE-AH-DEY BOM-DE-AH-DEY
BOOM BOOM BOOM

UPON HER HEAR ARH
SHE WEARS A YELLOW HAIRBAND
SHE WEARS A YELLOW HAIRBAND
IN THE MERRY MIND OF ME ARH
AND IF YOU ASK HER
FOR WHOM SHE WEARS THE HAIRBAND
SHE WEARS IT FOR THE SOLDIER
WHO WEARS THE GREEN BERET ARH
GREEN BERET! GREEN BERET!
SHE WEARS IT FOR THE SOLDIER
WHO WEARS THE GREEN BERET ARH

*Approaching the end of the stretch*

UPON HER NECK ARH
SHE WEARS A YELLOW NECKLACE
SHE WEARS A YELLOW NECKLACE
IN THE MERRY MIND OF ME ARH
AND IF YOU ASK HER
FOR WHOM SHE WEARS THE NECKLACE
SHE WEARS IT FOR THE SOLDIER
WHO WEARS THE GREEN BERET ARH
GREEN BERET! GREEN BERET!
SHE WEARS IT FOR THE SOLDIER
WHO WEARS THE GREEN BERET ARH

UPON HER CHEST ARH
SHE WEARS A YELLOW SPORTS BRA
SHE WEARS A YELLOW SPORTS BRA
IN THE MERRY MIND OF ME ARH
AND IF YOU ASK HER
FOR WHOM SHE WEARS THE SPORTS BRA
SHE WEARS IT FOR THE SOLDIER
WHO WEARS THE GREEN BERET ARH
GREEN BERET! GREEN BERET!
SHE WEARS IT FOR THE SOLDIER
WHO WEARS THE GREEN BERET ARH

UPON HER HIPS ARH
*ran past some lady, approaching bus stop*
SHE WEARS A YELLOW *blank*
SHE WEARS A YELLOW *blank*
IN THE MERRY MIND OF ME ARH
AND IF YOU ASK HER
FOR WHOM SHE WEARS THE *blank*
SHE WEARS IT FOR THE SOLDIER
WHO WEARS THE GREEN BERET ARH
GREEN BERET! GREEN BERET!
SHE WEARS IT FOR THE SOLDIER
WHO WEARS THE GREEN BERET ARH

UPON HER FEET ARH
SHE WEARS A YELLOW NIKE
SHE WEARS A YELLOW NIKE
IN THE MERRY MIND OF ME ARH
AND IF YOU ASK HER
FOR WHOM SHE WEAR THE NIKES
SHE WEARS IT FOR THE SOLDIERS
WHO WEARS THE GREEN BERET ARH
GREEN BERET! GREEN BERET!
SHE WEARS IT FOR THE SOLDIER
WHO WEARS THE GREEN BERET ARH

*Red tile area*

TRAINING TO BE SOLDIERS
FIGHT FOR OUR LAND
ONCE IN OUR LIFE, TWO YEARS OF OUR TIME
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED
WHY MUST WE SERVE?
BECAUSE WE LOVE OUR LAND
AND WE WANT IT TO BE FREE TO BE FREE HAR!

TRAINING IN THE JUNGLE
SPIDERS EVERYWHERE
WILD BOARS HAVING FUN, WHILE WE ARE CARRYING GUNS

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED
WHY MUST WE SERVE?
BECAUSE WE LOVE OUR LAND
AND WE WANT IT TO BE FREE TO BE FREE HAR!

LOOKING ALL AROUND US
COUPLES EVERYWHERE
CHILDREN HAVING FUN, WHILE WE ARE CARRYING GUNS
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED
WHY MUST WE SERVE?
BECAUSE WE LOVE OUR LAND
AND WE WANT IT TO BE FREE TO BE FREE HAR!

*and finally the downhill to SOC*

WHEN YOU GET TO HEAVEN
ST PETERS GOING TO SAY
HOW YOU GET TO HEAVEN
HOW YOU EARN YOUR PAY
I REPLY WITH A LIL' BIT OF ANGER
EARNED MY PAY AS AN AIRBORNE RANGER
LIVING A LIFE FULL OF FUN AND DANGER
HEY, HEY WHAT YOU SAY NOW
AIRBORNE RANGERS ON THE WAY NOW

C130 ROLLING DOWN THE STREETS
AIRBONE RANGERS TAKE A LITTLE TRIP
STAND UP HOOK UP SHUFFLE TO THE DOOR
JUMP RIGHT OUT AT THE COUNT OF FOUR
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
AIRBORNE!
IF MY CHUTE DOESN'T OPEN WIDE
I'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE BY MY SIDE
IF THIS ONE DOESNT OPEN TOO
I'M GOING DOWN FOR A JOLLY GOOD RIDE
IF I LAND IN THE RUSSIAN FRONT
BURY ME WITH A RUSSIAN GUN
IF I LAND IN A VIETNAM WAR
SEND ME BACK TO SINGAPORE
IF I LAND IN SENTOSA
SEND ME BACK BY CABLE CAR
IF I LAND IN A OLD FOLKS HOME
BOX ME UP AND SEND ME HOME
TELL MY MUM I'VE DONE MY BEST
SILVER WINGS UPON MY CHEST
TELL MY GIRL I'VE GONE MY BEST
NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO REST

And we reached the SALT Centre. Imagine shouting your lungs out while running. Your brains like want to EXPRODE like that. Then DAMN HIGH.

A few more months to the end of Cadethood. Really, we're going to miss this kind of cheering sessions luh. So, cherish what we have now. All the drill sessions, all the running, hentakaki cheers. Haha.

Okay that's about it.

Bye bye.

HCINCC
PART A 08
PART B 08
PART C 08 *
PART D 08

~~We are the LOVE! =.-~~

Let's go! FHAG!

2008-03-01T12:23:00.010+08:00

Hi all.

Today I will be talking about the rest of my life other than Monday because it has already been covered.

On a Tuesday I will wake up quite late, because Mondays take A LOT out of me. So when I am waking it will be something like this:

5.35am: Alarm Ring
5.36am: Wake up and switch off alarm. Go back sleep.
5.45am: WAKE UP! DIE!
5.50am: Fall asleep in toilet*okay not that bad*
6.00am: Finally ready for school.

Again I will blast music on the bus.

I don't really know why I like to blast music. Sometimes it's really because got the feel. Take for example "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" by Fall Out Boy. Imagine you play soft soft, it will be like, how to express, erm, hammering marshmAllows? If you play at Max volume it will be damn shuang, like wrecking a car.

Then I reach school again. Talk cock with Sean because he also reaches school at about the same time as me. Sometimes we have sweets.

Sometimes he thinks it is cigarettes.

It is a bid to feel a bit high before the tiring Tuesday lessons start. Tuesday is seriously OMGWTHck. If you are a hyperactive kid I assure you will start hyperventilating and die of asthma heart attack and stroke all at once. Okay it is a LONG LONG DAY.

First of all we have PE lesson. It will always CUT into our recess time. So for recess, we have to change and chiong down our food. Sometimes, PE is running! So nice =D Then Recess time no appetite. Nothing to eat is the LOVE

After recess is double chemistry. WE have to keep the lab door open to prevent toxic from killing us. Sometimes I get so bored i wave to random JC people who walk past the lab. They will wave back. Then I chiong to Chinese.

During Chinese it's dead unbearable. During recess you no appetite, during Chinese it's like 11++am then you HUNGRY LIKE SIAO. So straight after chinese we all like hungry ghosts like that CHEONG to the canteen to eat.

After which we chiong to SALT Centre for double IH. Okay actually one is IHC another one is IHE. But tiring enough.

Again we will chiong to Sec 3 block for double Physics. By the time everything ends it is 4pm. Supposed to be 3.20pm luh, but got people make a lot of noise so the teacher say "We got a lot of thumb right? Okay let's stay until 4" then we WAH LAO. Then the thumb drag and drag. HAppened about two or three thumbs already. Haiz stupid people like to make noise.

By the time lessons end. you will be dead shag and cannot remember your mother's name.

Sometimes I will go and run again with Gordon Goh. Yeah after which I will take 174 home again. on Tuesdays I am sure to fall asleep on my way home one. It's already normal to knock my head against the window. Next time I will sit beside the window that can be broken for emergency purposes lol. Then the terrorist board the 174 I knock my head against the window everyone can zao.

Reach home, do homework, pack bag, prepare my uniform for Wednesday's PDS training. It's fun to go for PDS training.

That's it for Tuesday. Next thumb I will update more.

Bye bye.

2008-02-29T22:56:00.003+08:00

Hello all.

I'm really tired now so I shall do a short one luh okay.

Basically my Aphelion Night was full of NCC stuff haha. Okay first of all after my lessons I went to Poolside to mug luh. Take it as the last time I mug this term okay. Then Yong Le came and join me and we started to make ~~out~~ our mutuals. Okay actually only his mutual.

Ate dinner at Poolside. Met Alex.

Alex wanted to make photo with me luh. Then keep telling me to SMILE. Then because I am from NCC what, only know how to stone. So he tell me SMILE I "orh okay" Then I stone. Heh. So he gave up.

Then the concert. Last year still nicer luh. Was just wondering if we could do PDS for Aphelion Nite. But then thinking about it then a bit sian cos PDS supposed to be a platoon do together, not one consortium do.

Okay, the emcee was against CSE people can? Can the Centre of Scholastic Excellence please keep your volume down? Can the Centre of Scholastic Excellence please do not throw the lightstick? Come one luh, that's dead loser can? Anyone like that ought to castrate himself. Seriously.

Then this class did this racist dance which was err? Then some Sec 3s go and shout the SUCK CHICKEN thing, then in the end, Aphelion Nite also have to get scolded by teacher. Sianz. Then Karlton and Andre and Dance people from HCJC came and dance lol. Karlton now got long hair and a *** dance partner.

Shannon needs to do sexy dance with SNGS girl, heh.

After the concert was the sleeping overnite thing luh. Didn't really do much like the rest haha all playing cards. I prepare everything already then slept like a pig. Yong Le also. Next morning wake up, wash up, help them do mutuals, eat breakfast flag raising, then go DRAGON BOATING.

DAMN FUN CAN? Splashed by people is dead fun la wah lao. Splashing other people even more fun haha. Okay what I like most about dragon boating is arh, when I one person meng paddle, the boat doesn't move much and the water resistance so high. Then the whole team paddles together, wah siao the boat kent chiongs.

Plus the instructors all their biceps and triceps damn gay can? Lol. Anyways we had a race and our boar came in first! Yay. But then erm, the front 8 people really not paddling luh. Okay not all luh. Got like Dee Zhen paddling just a bit lag still nevermind. Got some arh, tired already then stop there. The back 10 people chiong like siao luh. Of course that includes me.

So. Dragon Boating is fun. I shall sign up for the Singapore Dragon Boating Association thing. It's dead fun.

Yeah. Then that's the end. Went back to school, changed, training and such yeah. That was about it for the 2 days luh actually. Nothing much.

So now, I am dead shag.

Shall go to sleep.

Bye bye.

P.S. Omg, got terrorist on the loose.

Actually yesterday arh, Binglin & Dennis were with us. There were dead afraid later on their way home the terrorist come and shoot them.

Okay I know this might sound quite random but their comical fear of the terrorist make me realise that seriously, we take for granted the things we have around us. The simplest thing- a bus trip.

Dennis said: I will tell my mum if I don't return home within one hour means I kena killed by terrorist already. Which makes me thing like, everyone assumes they are going to reach their destination safe and sound all the time. Seriously taken for granted. What if the Yishun MRT Bombing plot hadn't been uncovered? Imagine you are on your way back from Third Lang jihonging around with Zarbor suddenly the train exprode and everyone die. That's it.

Okay so seriously people, cherish every single thing you have now. Might seem nothing to you right now but lower the supply higher the demand ceteris paribus. Friends for example. Very simple one.

So. Cherish.

Thank you for my amazing speech. I am half asleep. Zzz.

2008-02-27T22:56:00.004+08:00

Hello all.

I am aching all over from yesterday's soccer. But I am happy. Lol. Okay I am basically rushing this out because after preparing my No.3 and mugging and mutuals, I simply have no ~~thumb~~ time left.

Funny arh, tell us Thursday can go home then come back to school for Aphelion Nite(then stay overnight in school). My Thursday school end 4pm, Aphelion Nite concert starts at 6.30pm. But the time I reach home I think 6.30pm liao. Sometimes seriously I live a sad life. And Live very far away.

Today is the last PDS training of the term because next week we going St John Island for Sec 1 Camp Trainers. So I after the training ended we went to try out some advanced drills luh. Then because we had to take better care of our rifles and also at the same time to get used to in the future when we are throwing around $300 rifles, we did not do all the killer stuff luh.

I am quite happy because I did quadruple jumbo today.

But then thinking about ~~our younger years~~ last time old old old old seniors Wei Long's brother that batch, when the rifles were still full of fibreglass and they did 30,20,10 for rifle PT, I feel very like, not a very great accomplishment luh. In fact it isn't haha.

Because of that, I respect all my seniors who have gone through all the PDS trainings with pride.

So since today is the last PDS training for the term, as random people, we had to fufil our jobs of taking photo to remember this day.

Solomon - Pek - Tong- Yong Le - Darren - Me- Shyh Horng - Marcus - Jing Kai- Yujie

Random people.

Okay. That's it for now. The next time I update earliest is Friday already. Because tomorrow going to school to stay overnight.

Bye bye.

2008-02-26T16:43:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone.

Today is the X-Country Day. We are supposed to run across the country. However, because it rained, there was fear that the upslopes and downslope would be too slippery. Hence the organisers decided to cut the route to only 3km. So fun. 3km. Cross country. Hahaha so fun.

Of course I didn't do very well. I think I am inside top 20 though. At the track that part I got stuck in the middle. Cannot overtake cannot run out. Then got one guy in front of me suddenly BRAKE so in order to siam him I swerved very sharply and I almost fell. Traffic Congestion is dead sian.

After the run I went to drink Milo. Damn it was so dead sweet can? Like spam powder then never put water like that. At first I nothing one then drink the milo already wah felt like puking. So I faster go water cooler and drink plain water. Prain prain one. And I also drank VitaSoy.

Then all the NCC peeps went to the canteen, as instructed by the NPCC people.

Oh yeah, at the canteen, we saw this guy.

That's not Teletubbies by the way. All the grass and the sun behind might remind you of Teletubbies haha.

Being the random people we are, we decided to take a photo with him while waiting for 10.15am when the prize giving ceremony starts.

They should stop photoshopping pictures of children to make them look slimmer(Pun not intended seriously). Haha joking luh(seriously).

Eh this guy knows a lot of people. For example the girl who acts in the Police and Thief. I remember the other time I went 3rd Lang then I saw her. Then got this bunch of people sitting beside me saw her then stone and stare.

Then she stared right back o.0

Yeah for the Prize Giving Ceremony, I think we did quite well luh.

Sec 4:
- Wei Long
- Ferris
- Hou shun

Sec 3:
- Shyh Horng
- Darren

Win the top 10. Sec 2 I think Maung Thet was 11th. So not bad luh, jia you jia you hope next year can win more.

After that we went to play soccer. I too long never play already luh lol. Even though I scored a couple of goals haha. Can see some basic touches all not there liao. Last time used to play a lot, now don't know why not that interested in soccer already. Maybe cos no ~~thumb~~ time.

After soccer we went to West Mall to eat the Burger King. Then Yong Le make me see somebody then in the end got ELECTRIFIED. Woah.

Hot.

Okay then we went home.

I shall mugger mode for a few more hours okay. Any teacher who can bear to spam us with homework tomorrow shall suffer the consequences of having to mark last minute work because come on luh it's the Hols!

=D *act cute act cute*

Okay. Thats it.

Bye bye.

2008-02-25T18:31:00.002+08:00

Hello everyone.

Hmm... I am already in Holiday Mode luh, because tomorrow is X-Country, then study on Wednesday, Thursday, then Aphelion Night then EOTA. And then it's the holidays yay. But the holidays also a bit fei luh but who cares. It's the HOLIDAYS YAY! *Hyperventilates and die*

Well today I screwed up really badly.

I got 8/20 for IHC. Okay let's not consider the fact that Ms Vivien Sim was once a HP teacher luh. If that's the standard set for you then you will have to hit it. Okay actually the whole class around this standard but got people get 15! I don't know what went wrong it's not as if I didn't study. Okay actually I know what went wrong. Hopefully this doesn't affect the Overall Percentage too much. I will start to chiong my ACE soon.

After school I went to run. I am supposed to run cardio but I ran a little bit faster luh. 2km I ran about 10 minutes. Then wah, shuang. Managed to take a little bit of pressure off my shoulders luh.

Hopefully it won't affect my performance for tomorrow's X-Country too much yeah. I am not planning to get into Top 10 luh, just hope to get a decent timing. But of course must have an aim luh. If the route is 4.3km, I hope to be able to hit 20 minutes. Then got the elctronic device track where you running. BEEP BEEP BEEP until you dulan. Ha.

Okay I shall go and improve on my mutuals.

Bye bye. Don't be sad.

P.S. Okay we all know at Upper Bukit Timah Road got this bridge separating NYGH and HCI. I remember I P6 go to HCI then Mr Hon said what everyday after school got people from NY and HC go and meet on the bridge so they are pushing for an expansion of the "Love Bridge". Quite Romantic right lol. If the girlfriend dump you there the guy can straight away jump down. Lol so convenient.

Okay luh this is a tale of my Sister and my her boyfriend. Okay my Sister didn't dump her boyfriend who jumped off the bridge. It's just, haiya, very sad case story lol. Actually not that sad.

Okay my Sister and her boyfriend met in Primary School luh. The thing is last time Her boyfriend(hereafter known as JY) was top in his class all the way until maybe P5 or P6 he got into my sister's(hereafter known as XL) class. Then my sister kop all his top in class then PSLE my sister got 275+3 and went to NYGH. Meanwhile JY got 268+3 and went to HCI(and joined gym and won Gold in 2003 and 2004).

Then you all know the Love Bridge, one side is NYGH and one side is HCI. So for 4 painful years my Sis and JY were separated by the bridge. So sad right? 4 long, never ending years they were separated by one bridge and a moonsoon canal. Like West Germany and East Germany kena separated like that.

So they had to rush to meet each other after school then must very fast, because JY have to take 170 to go back M'sia already(yeah he lives in M'sia ha). Ah then 4 years passed, O Levels! That time TCHS(The Chinese High School), NYGH and HCJC haven't merged yet, so need to take O Levels.

Which means if both of them get into HCJC then both one same side already. No need to cross the bridge to find each other.

Suay suay, JY got 8 points for O Levels. The score to get into HCJC was 7. And all the championships he won all no use. 8 points thats it. kicked out of the Hwa Chong family just like that after 4 years. He went to NJC.

So for after 4 years separated by the bridge, my sister crossed the bridge and came over to HCJC. Meanwhile, JY crossed the bridge too, and went over to NJC. Sad right. 6 years, still cannot on same side of the bridge.

Anyways now they University already. Different University though yeah, but they're still going out. Like 7 years already. Sweet right.

Bye bye.

2008-02-23T19:59:00.010+08:00

My week begins on Monday. I don't know which day your week begins, mine begins on a Monday. Because Saturday Sunday are the weekends, so Monday onwards shall be WeekStart. This is known as YangChengWeekday theory.

Every monday I will be very sad(also known as Monday Blues).

I set my alarm clock at 5.30am, but ~~some~~ ~~most~~ all of the time I will go back to sleep. Most probably because the night before I would be rushing revision and homework. Or just slacking and chatting on MSN. I do not watch Serie A matches.

When I wake up, I will chiong to the toilet. Then I brush my teeth and bathe in god-like speed- a skill aquired during NCC Camp. Sometimes I take 10 minutes in total, sometimes I take 20 minutes. Hence the standard deviation very great, which explains why sometimes I reach school so early, sometimes so late. By the way I style/comb/tidy up my hair takes only 2 mins. I dont go and style one strand by one strand then wah become like Espranade.

I always change into PE shirt and not the school uniform because my school uniform is too small for me. Other than that, it is because I might run in the morning with Si Heng and Sean, or sometimes do pull ups with my brothers.

My mum will then fetch me to the 2nd bus stop after Jurong Point. I will wait for the bus with this auntie who takes 198 and a mum and her child, who is very spoilt. Everything also blame the mum. The mum also don't know how to control her anger, sometimes scream right back at the child.

Child: Where is my thermometer?
Mum: Ytd night I tell you put you never put!
Child: I GOT PUT!
Mum: Then why don't have?
Child: Go up(to the flat) and TAKE!
Mum: Later your school bus come how?
Child: YOU JUST GO!
Mum: @#$%

Something along that line. Sometimes is pencilcase.

Then 174 comes. If it is double decked, I will go upstairs to avoid any crowding that might occur downstairs. However if I am carrying a lot of things or I know the top already have so many people that the bus might topple over whilst turning, I will sit at the bottom level. Too bad got no basement.

If it's the fei bus for handicapped people, I will most probably just stand in the box. I don't know why but after a certain experience I just felt uneasy sitting down while an elderly/girl/pregnant woman and just any other person stands beside me. Because like, very inconsiderate luh. So I will just stand. According to Eunice's sister, the bus only has 29 seats -.=

Then I will blast music through my mp3. Normally I will listen to HCINCC PDS music. Okay they are mostly techno so people will say I am a techno freak. Well if you are exposed to something you like, and techno music is complementary, then you will like techno music too. Okay some luh. Not those noob ones.

The nice ones include(in no order of merit):

1) I Need a Lover Tonight (CSM 05)
2) Come Home + Heaven (NDP 2004)
3) Flying (Tamam Jurong SLC 2004)
4) My Hero (Uniform Grp Experiential Camp 05)
5) Despre Tine + Damdariram (CSM 06)
6) Life Force + Rien Ne Va Plus (Orientation 03)
7) Drive Me Crazy (NDP 02)
8) Hardcore Feeling (CNY 2008)*
9) One More Night + Ready for Love (Orientation 07)

*ShiChun I think this one is the one you heard on the bus. That time I blasting at Max Volume then Chong Yee say he can hear at the other end of the bus 0.o Eunice was sitting beside me the other day and she also tell me my music overlap hers though she was putting on earphone. I will turn deaf soon.

Sometimes I will watch videos of the performances I downloaded from YouTube.

Then people standing around me will start peeping. Lol.

Okay then I will reach school. Sometimes I manage to alight, sometimes I will be blocked by PRC and I cannot alight. See. My life depends so much on external factors from external countries. With exceptional Body Odour.

When I reach school, I will run with SiHeng and Sean. Then I will attend flag raising at Track Room. Morning run is nice, especially if you run barefooted. The grass is dead comfortable. Like massage like that. Though I've never been to massage parlour before. Lol.

Lessons will start. I will mug until 4pm each day. Then sometimes I go and run with Gordon 4.4km cardio, or sometimes I go to library to study. But most of the time I go and run because I am addicted to running. Perhaps next time I will join Cross-Country like Jian Rui. Or Canoeing like Bing Yeow.

Then I will wait for 174 to take to go home. On the way home I will most probably fall asleep and knock my head against the window a lot of times. When I reach Jurong Point Interchange, I take 243W home. The trip home from school takes about 1h. So can see how much time I waste luh.

When I reach home, I will bathe and study. Most of the time I reach home is already 6pm, bathe etc after dinner is about 7.30pm. I will mug until about 10pm. Sometimes with a lot of homework and such I will mug until 11pm. Prepare Uniform, pack bag etc, I will go and sleep.

Did you know you can click to enlarge?

That will be it for Monday.

At this point, I shall stop because Monday already cover so much. I will continue on the rest of my week next time. Therefore I shall use the "Labels to this post" function. Never really go and use before.

Thats it!

P.S. Look out for Part 2 next WeekEND. =D(I think this emoticon looks very cute =D)

2008-02-22T22:15:00.004+08:00

Hi guys.

The stupid week is over. It has been a screwed week rushing out work, revision, and most importantly drill mutuals and no.3 uniforms, at the same time exercising to get ready for the Cross-Country next week. I really want to get into top 10 but if the Top 4 all used up by Cross-Countriers then aiya too bad. Just run my best and finish the race with no regrets.

Actually I just reached home from training. I stayed until very late with my Bros to talk about NCC, PDS, ~~girls~~. It has been a screwed week and seriously, staying together with this people who have been through the thick and thin with me gives me a reason to live. Okay lol, thats freaking emo.

But seriously, other than getting an A1 for Math, heres the rest of my subject grades. Up till now at least:

English -
IHC -
IHE -
Biology -
Chemistry - C6
Physics - B4
Math (1) - A1
Math (2) - A1
Chinese - A1

So my MSG is like 2.6. Dead screwed.

Well I can only hope the marginal benefits will keep increasing. Better than chionging and in the end burn out.

* * *

When you think about what you have done in life, are you happy about what you have done so far, or do you regret most of your actions?

Those who are more matured might look back and realise that actually, a lot of things they have done in the past have been foolish and hurting to others. When I look back at the past few years, I realise that actually I don't know how the hell I became a head prefect. Not just that, I've come to realise the opportunities I've lost, the trusts which I betrayed.

Sometimes people say it's good that you realise your mistakes. Like 知错能改是一个好孩子[name your son 知错能改 next time]. Perhaps when you are a little boy who haven't gone through puberty yet, you really is know your mistake then is a good boy luh. But in the real world there are times when you know where you've gone wrong, but there's nothing to can do to eradicate these moments of folly.

Time after time I've committed the same mistakes in my life. After looking back, I review my own actions. Sometimes, right now, I wonder if I am doing the right thing or am I just too cautious. Should I open up to you, or should I keep quiet and be "antisocial?" Good question right?

Life is full of choices. Like economics. I must say I've made really stupid choices in the past. And I believe I'll continue to make lousy choices. However, there are always those that are more significant than others.

Again on the bus trips to school and back home I keep reflecting on what I've done in my short life so far. Sometimes I really REGRET making some choices, and that I can tell you is the MOST PAINFUL feeling. Like Gandhi work so hard to make India independent only to see them fight each other internally.

Damn pain.

I don't want to create any trouble for myself or others. I don't want to be the retard. I don't want to break others' hearts and in the process break my own. Therefore, be smart, don't start.

Yay.

Random.

That's the end I guess.

It's not that we will never be, but perhaps not now. And perhaps, we will never be.

2008-02-20T21:46:00.002+08:00

Hi all.

This is the test week. Half the week is gone. I only have English and Biology test left and hence I am really looking forward to Saturday, when all the tests are over except English (also cannot mug much one).

Then got other tests. GSK tests. IFC/Trainfire Mutual Tests. At least this kind of test is test something I am interested in okay. Not those how to find refractive index and stuff. Really no point luh.

Today had Mathematics test. I thought I was going to flunk but I got 88/100. So this term for Math I got (88+62.5)/2 = 75.25. Lol means I have A1 for Mathematics this term haha. Double weightage somemore yay =)

That's about what happened today other than PDS training.

* * *

Sometimes when you screw up in life, you wish you had someone to talk to. My hypothesis is that different people say same thing to same person in same situation, there will be a different result.

For example, Gandhi is feeling stressed.

Counsellor: It will be FINE!
Result: Gandhi knows Counsellor just trying to do his job. Doesn't help much.

Brother: It will be FINE!
Result: Gandhi thanks brothers for telling him that. But somehow it just doesn't smoothens the gap.

Special Person: It will be FINE!
Result: Gandhi walks 10000 miles to make salt.

Therefore, everyone actually has a special person in his/her life. This special person is not any special person. It's this special person who will follow you for life starting from now. They will be your counsellor, mentor, girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, kid, mother, father, Gandhi.

I don't know how to express because my English is screwed up. But it's just, during the long bus trips back home everyday, or to school every morning, while blasting music on my mp3, I tend to think about a lot of things. That's not emoing by the way. Like how Derrick perceives me to be, lol.

Perhaps some people have not found this special person yet. Some will go ALL OUT to find this special person, often deceiving themselves that someone not meant for them is the Special One. This type of people might eventually find the right one in the end, otherwise well they have an emo life.

Some people don't believe in this special person. I mean, come one la, this world got 6.6 billion or million or whatever gandhillion people. How can only have 1 special person? That's dead retarded. I don't know. Perhaps I used to think like that in the past.

But when life screws up, seriously- okay perhaps not screw up but the marginal gain does not cover marginal cost, and things are not going for the better, negative, then in the end cannot break even and eventually drop out of the market- you tend to, how to say, long for this special person.

Okay, after saying all this perhaps you still don't know what I'm talking about. In fact, I don't know what I am talking about because it's a complicated thing. Like Indonesian Nationalism. Okay perhaps Sean might understand a little bit of what I'm talking about. Yeah.

Just some random thoughts which creeped their ways into my mind while I was blasting Orientation 2002 via my earphone on the super slow 174 bus trip home just now. Yeah. Need to get it jot down to clear hard disk space.

Next time I will migrate to Australia or Canada.

Perhaps with my special one.

P.S. I am still blasting music. Will become deaf soon.

2008-02-19T18:27:00.002+08:00

Hello everyone.

I was on a mugging spree I got so many things into my brains I didn't know which ones to vomit onto which exams.

Hence I shall release some infomation here to clear hard disk space. Unlike Edison Chen arh, so much hard disk space store such unethical photos. Pictures of you, pictures of me, hung upon the wall for the world to see eh?

This week is supposed to have 5 tests:
Intergrated Humanities (core)
Economics
Physics
Mathematics
Biology.

Out of this 5, 3 have been taken.

Meaning 3 subjects failed.

Mr Sng says: 3 more days of tests to go... press on ppl

Rest assured I will.

Meanwhile I shall go and sleep.

Bye bye.

P.S. That's not me btw.

2008-02-18T22:03:00.002+08:00

Hello all.

After tomorrow. Then break for one day.
Running tomorrow with Heng and Sean to release endorphins.
Jia you everyone.

Sometimes you wish you had someone special to share the burden with.

P.S. While we are all for Speak Good English Campaign:
"bidding will start in about an hour time!"

I like to read this teacher message!

2008-02-17T12:23:00.005+08:00

How I Spent My Saturday

Hello all.

Week 8 is the examination week, because a hero in our school requested that no tests are to be held after Chinese New Year. Of course, people of other races will complain(one of the Hari Raya celebrations is right before the EOY) and also people from other schools also will.

Well, you can't please everybody, not even if you work for Sean(whoremonger?), therefore I shall not complain but spend my week after CNY holidy mugging my ass off for the upcoming week.

But Saturday, I suffered from burn out.

First of all, I woke up at 11am. Don't say I sleep like a pig. Pigs are those that stay at home and buy shares, then go and coach choir boys to win gold. I slept for a long time yes(sleeping beauty), but its out of fatigue. I went into Semi Coma after Friday's training and blogging.

Back to the point, I woke up at 11am.

YAY. LETS MUG!

You know that kind of feeling arh, when you KNOW you have to mug, but then you just don't want to mug. That's dead pissing off.

So i went to do PDS with my dummy, dummy rifle. That's a bit of waste time in this context, because while doing PDS is good, it is not when you are doing it at the expense of mugging time. However, after trying to do all the performances that has been performed, I was so shagged I forgot about all my troubles.

我把烦恼抛到九霄云外。那一刻我感觉世界真美好 =.-

Well no matter how good you 抛 the mugging will always be there. So I spent the rest of the afternoon, say about 1.30pm to about 4pm doing my Chinese. First I did my Yue Du Bao Gao, which was very chicken I must say, then I started on my Chinese Zuo Wen. I like doing Chinese Zuo Wen. I don't know why.

I think is because in Primary School only my Chinese Zuo Wen can top anything. Other than that I get pwned.

After finishing my zuo wen, I got stung by a bee.

Stupid bee, sting my leg. Okay luckily my leg very sensitive. The bee has ABOUT to sink it's whole sting inside(and die there and then) when I flicked it away. Or else it will be the like, 4th time I get stung by bee?(Okay twice is I stepped on the bee lar sorry lor)And it's guts will be in my leg. Eeyer.

So the bee sting me, then the sting never kena stuck. But today morning I go feel the spot it stung become very hard. Like I applied viagra to it.

I forgot if a beesting is acidic or alkaline[meaning I will fail chem].

Then my brother's friends came over to celebrate Chinese New Year. I don't know what's so fun about my house other than a couple of bees. So my brother friend came over, and my study room is in direct view from the living room. So, friends always make a lot of noise. So I couldn't study.

I spent my time playing with my kitten, catching dragonfly(which I did and I threw it out of the house and it flew right back in), letting my kittens play with dragonfly(suprisingly they didn't kill it) and reading GSK.

Then, I went to sleep.

The End.

Now I know why I get bored so easily.

Other than mugging, there's nothing much I can do. Do PDS, blog, eat shit sleep watching funny indian commercials. Therefore please do not live a life so boring.

That's it.

I have to go for tuition soon.

Bye bye w0Rxzxzxzxzxzxzx

2008-02-15T21:33:00.005+08:00

Hello all.

Everyday is a new adventure. Every 174 trip is a new disaster.

I like taking 174 not because I like to stare at "chio bu", unlike someone who wears a poser jacket and quit NCC and start to bioh every single zarbor the moment he gets onto the bus as if he has been deprieved of womanly presence due to the fact that he castrated himself when he was emo.

I don't like 174 because I have to be deprieved of a chance to get off the bus thanks to girls from top school with body odour.

It's simple. Bus reaches stop. PRCs race to get the seats. Me iisShH bl0cKxX. Mii iisShH cAnN0r+ gEt oFF w0RxX. !@#%&

So today basically I got off at the HCJC stop. I don't mind walking that longer distance(or if in DC's language, take bus with chio bu longer). But then the thing is why got people like that one? The very reason why I am standing is because I gave my seats up. I board the bus at the 2nd stop after interchange and I stand despite the seats available(so that Singapore's aging population can sit).

Then got people like that. Nth to say.

* * *

Reached school, very buay song, decided to run run with Heng heng and Sean.

It's fun to run in the morning when the cold wind blows x5. We ran about 2km only at cardio pace so yeah. Hope to run everyday but according to Si Heng we not advised to run on Monday or else will get niaoed by JC Juniors o.0

Lessons. Lessons. Lessons.

Lessons ENDED! NCC!

Did IFC/Trainfire Mutuals for the first time. Okay basically I think I screwed up quite badly especially the Assemble Signal. But I must admit the Ram one was pretty funny when he demonstrated. I almost laughed. But I didn't. Okay I think I will try and inject some more humour.

For example:
If you cannot camouflage yourself, even the animals can see you.
if you never camouflage, you will DIE IMMEDIATELY

Then PT! Did the low wall, crossed the monkey bar, did 10 dips, then crossed Swiss Side Window(damn all along I thought it was Suicide window because of the nature of the activity), then did 40 sit ups, 45 push ups, and some pull ups, ran one around around the driveway and cheered. I like.

I went to meet my Mum after training for PTG.

Okay la basically the feedback about me quite good. But my mum didn't meet Huat Ge or else I will be Huated up at home. I didn't know I portrayed such a good boy image in front of some teachers (VivienSim, NgSC, AngCC etc) but then in front of Joyce Lim I have too hip a hairstyle and too low socks.

Perhaps I have identity crisis zzz. Today I went through 4 periods with socks of this length:

A lot of things I didn't know I realised today. I didn't know LeeFY reads my blog. Hello Mr Lee if you are reading this. Lol good luck for reservice if you see Zaini tell him his AI from HCI wish him HCNY. Got Allan Tay and Allan Ng also can lol. Cool right, LeeFY from MP 0.0

I also knew something about my friend's sister I didn't know for 2 whole years. Sorry ZhengXiang this is not about your sister. It is something much much cooler than that lol. Something damn cool.

That's about it. Shalln't be so naggy.

Next week is test week.

Tomorrow I shall turn MUGGING MODE YAY.

Miss my last time life.

I old already.

P.S. Some random photos

This is Yong Le.
Before:

After:

The Life and Lies of Lee Shyh Horng

Shyh Horng, Yong Le, Kenneth Tong after AI selection test. This picture is not planned. They just nice sleep in same postition.

Kenneth "So" Tong

Daniel Choong. Chalet. Relaxed arh?

Self Explanatory.